Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm tired of that fraud Bernie Sanders and his mentally unstable followers. His hysterical, Howard Dean screaming is tiresome, and his empty promises are wrong. Also, it was cynical of him to switch from Socialist to Democratic, just to get votes. His airhead, fanatical supporters irrationally scream about...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, April 17, 2016
I place upon you a jihad in the name of Allah, due to the fact that it is politically incorrect to shag sheep all day and claim that you're straight
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Declared by SpongeBob on Friday, January 11, 2008
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
First ZOA then Kema, Dov is occupying positions of great power
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Declared by freedom lover on Sunday, October 5, 2008
I declare a motherfucking jihad on you and your family. You are worthless piece of cowshit and it's not over yet.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
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I thought your rant and attempted drunken verbal assault against that one non-racist Black chick was hilarious. I mean strawman after strawman of useless bullshit. But I guess your inferior ill-bred brain...
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Declared by Bob on Friday, November 27, 2015
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Stop acting like squabbling children. Do your job, and your duty to the American people and get your heads out of your reelection obsessed assholes.
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Declared by Michelle on Sunday, July 24, 2011
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
Not all liberals but most. The word "liberal" directly relates to the word "liberation".
def. of liberation: a movement seeking equal rights and status for a group (i.e.Women, African Americans, Iraqi's).
If you all truly believed in liberalism then you would be behind us helping all people become...
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
noo Just kidding!
I love that shit, More of that pleeaase
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Declared by smiler of death on Friday, April 24, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA you fucking pathetic despicable country of Philippines finally got what you deserved, a big typhoon. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA EAT IT BITCHES!!!!!! I love it when evil people get what they deserve. hope your whole fucking country goes underwater. FUCK YOU PHILIPINES!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 18, 2013
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
alalalalalalah stop supporting the happenings in egypt..
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Declared by alalalalalalah on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
American civil jihad
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Declared by dhor on Friday, March 22, 2013
We grow weary of you and your Government cheese. You steal money from hard working Americans and then buy cheese with the money, and then give the cheese to lazy Americans.
We fight until cheese is no longer used to buy votes....and we will fight in a manner that is civil......and cheese less.
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Declared by Ex_Spy_Guy on Sunday, January 30, 2011
For trying to stuff your hoplophobic agenda up America's back passage with your Firearms Fatwa, we, the Constitution loving vast, silent majority of the United States of America say: SHAME! Jihad on YOU!
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Declared by Citizens of the Republic on Thursday, May 2, 2013
This Stack of Shitty Hamburgers has been constantly telling me stuff I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW! Wow, Bush Lied, Medicine Sucks, and Flint Michigan is a total depressing shitstain on the map? whatever. I can dig what you're saying but do you have to be so smug about it? No Fatfuck Asshole will be smitten with...
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Declared by Non-Voting American on Saturday, December 22, 2007
Neurotically politically correct, fanatical social justice warriors are power-hungry bullies who are not so much interested in justice as they are in bossing other people around. And the jerks who defend PC bullies by calling their critics asshats are the REAL asshats. Nobody who’s intelligent would...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2015