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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIf Democrats get elected, taxes will soar, and the quality of our health care system will deteriorate. Perfect examples of this can be found in Europe, Canada, and even in our original colonies. It can take weeks and even months to get a doctor's appointment in these countries, because everyone gets to go...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 23, 2008
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
Fuck these niggas for filing a lawsuit against my county's petition to become a wet county
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Declared by Jnig on Tuesday, November 4, 2008
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
If the immigrant is over 65 they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than my mom gets for Social Security, and she worked from 1944 till 2004, only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and there is a "catch 22".
It is interesting that the federal government provides a single...
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Declared by Taxed American on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Not all liberals but most. The word "liberal" directly relates to the word "liberation".
def. of liberation: a movement seeking equal rights and status for a group (i.e.Women, African Americans, Iraqi's).
If you all truly believed in liberalism then you would be behind us helping all people become...
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop acting like squabbling children. Do your job, and your duty to the American people and get your heads out of your reelection obsessed assholes.
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Declared by Michelle on Sunday, July 24, 2011
alalalalalalah stop supporting the happenings in egypt..
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Declared by alalalalalalah on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I place upon you a jihad in the name of Allah, due to the fact that it is politically incorrect to shag sheep all day and claim that you're straight
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Declared by SpongeBob on Friday, January 11, 2008
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
I declare a motherfucking jihad on you and your family. You are worthless piece of cowshit and it's not over yet.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
For trying to stuff your hoplophobic agenda up America's back passage with your Firearms Fatwa, we, the Constitution loving vast, silent majority of the United States of America say: SHAME! Jihad on YOU!
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Declared by Citizens of the Republic on Thursday, May 2, 2013
American civil jihad
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Declared by dhor on Friday, March 22, 2013
We grow weary of you and your Government cheese. You steal money from hard working Americans and then buy cheese with the money, and then give the cheese to lazy Americans.
We fight until cheese is no longer used to buy votes....and we will fight in a manner that is civil......and cheese less.
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Declared by Ex_Spy_Guy on Sunday, January 30, 2011
Neurotically politically correct, fanatical social justice warriors are power-hungry bullies who are not so much interested in justice as they are in bossing other people around. And the jerks who defend PC bullies by calling their critics asshats are the REAL asshats. Nobody who’s intelligent would...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2015
This Stack of Shitty Hamburgers has been constantly telling me stuff I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW! Wow, Bush Lied, Medicine Sucks, and Flint Michigan is a total depressing shitstain on the map? whatever. I can dig what you're saying but do you have to be so smug about it? No Fatfuck Asshole will be smitten with...
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Declared by Non-Voting American on Saturday, December 22, 2007
For forming strongly-held opinions about dimly-understood topics, for insulting his intellectual and moral superiors, for going above and beyond the call of decency, for being a total PSYCHO and for general asshattery, Jihad on you, you infidel PC Nazi douchebag!
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Declared by Zulfiqar al-Amriki on Monday, October 29, 2007
AKP genel başkanı ve başbakan recep tayyip erdoğan ve yanında yer alan diğer tüm hırsız şerefsizlere cihad ilan ediyorum. yakarım uleeeen.
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Declared by fenasi on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
For engaging the OECD in a blatant political stunt by declaring War on Carbon.
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Declared by JCM on Saturday, March 8, 2008
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA you fucking pathetic despicable country of Philippines finally got what you deserved, a big typhoon. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA EAT IT BITCHES!!!!!! I love it when evil people get what they deserve. hope your whole fucking country goes underwater. FUCK YOU PHILIPINES!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 18, 2013