Jihad on You! 2008-05-13T09:25:03-04:00 Skully urn:uuid: Klicko urn:uuid:104709 2008-05-12T13:50:45-04:00 Your momma Bill Johson urn:uuid:104708 2008-05-12T07:31:30-04:00 You're nothing but a big lump of stinking shit.. You know what really grinds my jihad? urn:uuid:104707 2008-05-10T06:30:04-04:00 When Americans come and declare war on us when they run out of oil. People who think they are smarter than everyone else urn:uuid:104706 2008-05-09T10:46:26-04:00 You are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to society you superficial, uncharitable, narcissistic prick? Did you fight for our country? Did you risk your life for my freedom? I'm sorry, why did you think you were great again? Oh, that's right, because you went to "grad school". That's it. You didn't sacrifice for anyone. You just think your great because you read books and got good grades. How sad. A soldier with only a high school education but charity in his heart is not only smarter than you, but better. Want to be honorable like a soldier? Guess what, you don't have to join the war. You simply need to throw out your evil pride, be charitable in the true sense, and humble yourself. There's nothing great about anyone. God is great. Are you perfect? Obviously not. Then you're not great. Get over your self-absorb self and get real. For my favourite Muslim urn:uuid:104705 2008-05-08T13:20:24-04:00 I didn't like muslims at all, but because of you i started to be in favour of them. Thank you, my little friend:}*** G.W.Bush urn:uuid:104704 2008-05-08T10:01:47-04:00 you fucking bastard you deserve to die for what you did at 9/11. everyone knows it! and if someone doesnt believe it watch "zeitgeist". Sheetz urn:uuid:104701 2008-05-02T13:13:04-04:00 Sheetz is a terrible convenience store. It does not compare in any positive way, shape, or form, to the vastly superior Wawa. All the cunts at my school urn:uuid:104700 2008-04-30T13:50:08-04:00 WELL! Everyone at my school is basically a chav and I am jihading everyone who thinks they're better than everyone else, everyone conceited and big-headed and arrogant and uncaring, people who cheat on you, the RAIN, people who are going to festivals this year 'cause i cant, people who get everything... Grrrrrrrrrr! Hi-tech conformists urn:uuid:104699 2008-04-30T10:56:08-04:00 Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun? Those conformists should inherit hell. Morrissons urn:uuid:104698 2008-04-28T07:46:00-04:00 i declare joad on morrissons because they employ retards and close to early. and r to expensive and accuse you of stealing John Lennon urn:uuid:104697 2008-04-26T18:07:20-04:00 Why did you have to leave us so early? My stupid self urn:uuid:104695 2008-04-22T02:41:26-04:00 Oh Sara, How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the proverbial toilet. You deserve this heart wrenching pain. You deserve what you get. You deserve a wife beating husband or boyfriend after what you did to him. His poor heart is breaking and you feel it too. How will he work with such things on his mind. How will you keep yourself from killing yourself now. He was your rock. He was the one thing you could depend on. The one person you knew would never hurt you. And you crushed him and yourself in the process. Just die. Please just die. You can't fix this thing. You've fucked up your life so badly just now. How could you. How! . Josh urn:uuid:104694 2008-04-20T23:59:35-04:00 A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl! This fucked up website urn:uuid:104692 2008-04-17T23:48:39-04:00 (Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go around. Jihad on, suckas! - Skully)I PUT A COMMENT ON THE "JESUS" JIHAD, BUT GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED? IT DIDN'T FUCKING GET POSTED. IDIOTS. Angela urn:uuid:104691 2008-04-16T19:55:02-04:00 Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel! All you people are messed up! urn:uuid:104690 2008-04-11T16:12:42-04:00 You are all a bunch of cheaters and self-absorb nitwits! You dish it out and then you get angry when someone else dishes it right back to you. If you don't like crap, then don't throw crap. Morons!!! Josh Swanner urn:uuid:104689 2008-04-11T00:29:11-04:00 It is time to end the occupation on the Jewish Student Union ballot by Joshua Swanner. His attempts to overtake the beautiful democracy that is the Jewish Student Union are over. الله أكبر Fernando Torres urn:uuid:104688 2008-04-09T08:07:49-04:00 I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe. Jesus urn:uuid:104687 2008-04-08T23:52:13-04:00 Seriously man, what the fuck?! Thesis urn:uuid:104685 2008-04-07T03:58:38-04:00 I F*ing HATE THEEESIS its killing me from the inside out! Omri, the worst programmer in the world urn:uuid:104684 2008-04-05T15:47:57-04:00 He is a nightmare. Squadron Leader Tarun Desai urn:uuid:104682 2008-04-01T20:43:35-04:00 This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off. Bill Gates, Chairman of Microsoft urn:uuid:104681 2008-03-31T02:52:57-04:00 I declare jihad on you, asshole! Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker? Screw you! The cowards attacking LL staff urn:uuid:104680 2008-03-29T14:05:34-04:00 I hereby declare Jihad on the cowards threatening LiveLeak Staff, who are so cowardly they cannot even show their faces! Richard Hoey urn:uuid:104677 2008-03-25T06:38:34-04:00 I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!