Jihad on You! 2010-03-10T20:56:05-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: Sean Delaney urn:uuid:105101 2010-03-10T11:33:03-05:00 I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident Marte urn:uuid:105100 2010-03-10T05:56:22-05:00 Yiiihaaaw-D A urn:uuid:105099 2010-03-09T19:51:22-05:00 =) Green-eyed Clarinet Player urn:uuid:105098 2010-03-09T07:00:08-05:00 You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered! Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!! Earth urn:uuid:105097 2010-03-08T01:42:56-05:00 crappy world, so global and lazy Progressive Salvage and Auto Insurance urn:uuid:105096 2010-03-04T16:03:02-05:00 First you lost my car twice then you sent it to salvage without permission. Now you have to send me my own stuff?! Thank you for wasting a week of my life. And that car had a lot of sentimental value... Reparations!!!! YouTube Audioswap urn:uuid:105095 2010-03-04T01:20:35-05:00 FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! Why won't it fucking work!? Follow through urn:uuid:105094 2010-03-03T18:06:42-05:00 Dangit! I like having good ideas but I hate having to actually DO something to make it work. Everyone urn:uuid:105093 2010-03-03T13:38:07-05:00 ... I wonder why it's so rare to meet intelligent human beings. Please stop polluting the gene pool with religion and let your children do what the FUCK they want. And for fuck's sake realize that you are living on a planet with 6.5 billion other people; read a god damn book and offer a conversation. I'm sick and tired of talking to people and wanting to tear the whole damn place apart. JihadOnYou's Comment System urn:uuid:105092 2010-03-02T22:06:01-05:00 Almost 95% of the time when I try to submit a comment on this site, it takes me two or three attempts to get it to submit. What the fuck is up with this? I like this website, but Jesus Christ, could you please stop using your Commodore 64 to process comments. It's pissing me off. My mother urn:uuid:105091 2010-02-26T09:54:28-05:00 how can you of all people tell me i ruined my life !! when your the one who gave kids away like they were candy all becouse it wasent in your buddget to buy birthcontrol(drugs were more important) and by they way you dont win mother of the year for being sober for 10sec of the day..how dare you tell my sister and brother their not inportant cuz screw you old hag !!my brother is smart My little sister urn:uuid:105090 2010-02-26T09:40:28-05:00 i cant belive after all i have done for you and how we both lost our mother becouse of you wanting a better life you would turn on the only person who stood up for you. Well little sister i think your selfish and spoiled i hope the new family and boyfriend who by the way is a loser !!Make you happy. Also i hope someday you can look back on your life and say it was worth losing me and the only boyfriend who really loved you.. Ohh by the way your nices and nephews say jihad on ur ass! EVERYONE AT MY HIGH SCHOOL urn:uuid:105089 2010-02-22T17:17:12-05:00 OOOOH SHIT! SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET?? FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS THAN WHEN I CAME IN. HOW LAME IS THAT? MY ECONOMY TEACHER INSISTS THAT WHAT I WRITE IS BULLSHIT, WELL THAT GUY'S FACE IS BULLSHIT SO FUCK HIM! MY HISTORY TEACHER IS A FRUSTRATED GUY WHO NEVER HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN SO HE'S FORCED TO FUCKING SHOUT AT US LIKE A FRUSTRATED BASTERD AT EVERY LESSON. OH AND DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY CLASSMATES? WELL I GOT 2 OR 3 GOOD FRIENDS I WONT CRITICIZE, BUT THE REST ARE ALL FUCKING WANKERS. THOSE SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKERS THINK THEIR SO BADASS GETTING FUCKING DRUNK LIKE TRAMPS DURING WEEKENDS. OH SURE, LIKE DRINKING FUCKING VODKA AND SMOKING SHIT WILL GET YOU ANYWHERE IN LIFE. OH BUT THEY ALL GET ADMITTED INTO SOME BADASS COLLEGE, OOOOH SHIT! I GUESS MERITOCRACY DOESNT WORK THAT WELL, NOW DOES IT?? WELL YOU SEE, MY CLASSMATES ARE MOSTLY DUMBASSES, THE GIRLS ARE FUCKING WHORES AND THE BOYS ARE FCKING DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG PIECES OF CRAP. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THEY POST LAME THINGS ON FACEBOOK?? SHIT! THEY POST ANY BULLSHIT THEY WANT AND THEY GET A FLOCK OF BASTARDS PUTTING ON LAME COMMENTS. ITS LIKE THEIR WAY TO RAISE EACH OTHER'S EGO! I POST SOMETHING INTERESTING AND ALL I GET IS SOME POOR BASTARD LIKING IT AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. FUCKING LAME KIDS IM PLANNING TO GO TO A COLLEGE FAR AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE CAUSE IM NOT GONNA BE SEEING ALL THESE SHIT ASS MUTHERFUCKERS ANY TIME SOON. Vista - Microsoft's OS From Hell urn:uuid:105088 2010-02-22T02:13:17-05:00 God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes! Whoever is stalking Mary urn:uuid:105087 2010-02-21T03:22:38-05:00 Listen up, and listen good you good for nothing son of a man-whore. Leave her the fuck alone. Why don't you go find someone you're own age and leave her alone. She's only 13 and you want to fuck her already? Disgusting PIG! JIHAD ON YOU Erik Taylor urn:uuid:105086 2010-02-18T19:13:55-05:00 Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie. HP Pavilion's Capacitive Strip urn:uuid:105085 2010-02-15T00:04:55-05:00 Fuck! I want to turn down the sound, not mute it! Whoever programs this shit needs a kick up the asshole. Brother in law urn:uuid:105084 2010-02-09T17:17:39-05:00 jihad on you , for being such a prick you think you so great meen while if it was not for your Dad you would have nothing ,I think the way your treat your son is shit and abusive. got news for you u are a sick sick dick head that needs the shit kicked out of him. stop watching sick porn you prick . Sister in law urn:uuid:105083 2010-02-09T17:11:33-05:00 Jihad on you .You stupid bitch . Damm you for thinking you better than everyone. you are a un schooled lazy cow who has nothing better to do that talk behind peoples back.you done a shit job in raising you kids and they just as useless as you are and no one care how good you are in bed you fat slut. what goes around comes around bitch. Punk Ass Kids urn:uuid:105082 2010-02-07T23:22:56-05:00 The other day I slept over my friends house and in the middle of the night (mind you there is a snow storm going on) some puck ass kids broke into my car and stole my ipod and gps! fucking assholes! why me why me! Jihad on you!! BARRY. urn:uuid:105081 2010-01-26T18:09:58-05:00 for having shite chat this eve. Corruption Scandal in Portugal = Pinto da Costa urn:uuid:105080 2010-01-21T18:57:59-05:00 FC Porto: Leaked Phone Taps Proof in Major Corruption Scandal http://www.youtube.com/user/tripulha My mother urn:uuid:105079 2010-01-19T11:41:47-05:00 being a fucking bitch about the fucking phone. if you dont use all your time get a fucking cheaper bill dont complain to me about it fuck fuck fuck die Facebook IM urn:uuid:105078 2010-01-19T01:33:01-05:00 I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you! Annoying teachers urn:uuid:105077 2010-01-18T12:39:00-05:00 those teachers especially the italian teacher who doesn't know what to do with us and when he gets angry he start laughing at once telling you he's serious and plays the idiot by givinh you a report. One thing i'll tell which describes him "L'insegnante va all'fuoco"