Jihad on You! - General2008-08-08T15:09:06-04:00Skullyurn:uuid:Smoking Tenant!!!urn:uuid:1047522008-08-04T05:13:35-04:00I declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your Smoke Toxin Cocktail! If I wanted to die I would have started smoking myself!!!
PS. Those death sticks will kill you!!!!! or at least I hope so, then I wouldn't have to deal with your second-hand smoke!GMurn:uuid:1047462008-07-28T00:38:25-04:00I declare Jihad on GM for stupid formatting, diagrams, incorrect information and sheep sheering! DERKA DERKA DERKASteveurn:uuid:1047182008-05-20T12:51:44-04:00asshole! go back to jail and leave us alone!you pedophile wife beating drunk! i hope you die.Sheetzurn:uuid:1047012008-05-02T13:13:04-04:00Sheetz is a terrible convenience store. It does not compare in any positive way, shape, or form, to the vastly superior Wawa.Joshurn:uuid:1046942008-04-20T23:59:35-04:00A 'had on you for not showin me that neekid pic of your girl!Angelaurn:uuid:1046912008-04-16T19:55:02-04:00Jihad on you for not buying me a coffee, you infidel!Telestalkers who only know the last name of the person they are looking for.urn:uuid:1046762008-03-21T11:27:49-04:00Stop calling my number and ask if you can please talk to Mrs. ______(my last name). If I refuse to cooperate with you do not try to find out if there is a wife you can speak with.
Stefan (the man with a thousand bicycles)urn:uuid:1046752008-03-18T11:27:27-04:00A different bicycle every other day, a different cell phone and every single one of them just a pile of junk you got from someone you know. Stop being so goddamn fickle. And sneaky. We're supposed to be friends.
You offer to share a joint, which is about the size of a thumbnail, and say that we can put one end each in our mouths and toke from it at the same time. Another time you get a long string of cheese and put it in your mouth then offer me the other end.
You tell me that because I'm younger than you (by 2 years) I have far less experience than you and things are more symbolic to me. As if we all gain some kind of rare knowledge in our early 20s. I'm not stupid, stop trying to be devious about your intentions.
You brought me to your grandmother's for lunch and want me to come to dinner to meet your parents, and for what? So that you can pretend you're normal, that you have a girlfriend? Because you tell them something different from the reality?
You encourage me to speak my mind yet when I confront you you try to change the topic. Then the next morning you knock on my door asking me if you can drink your coffee in my room because the kitchen is cold (despite the fact that your room is the better heated of the two). Then you make me coffee with whipped cream and the works, and sit at my feet like some kind of dog.
I almost feel sorry for you.Steak & blow job dayurn:uuid:1046662008-03-14T13:18:13-04:00jihad on this day as im not gonna get either!Nick Parrurn:uuid:1046642008-03-13T07:29:37-04:00I'm gonna put a jihad on you because you haven't mentioned Moggy enough lately, and it's this that has let the team down, urself down and more importantly Moggy down herself!Cody Marshallurn:uuid:1046242008-02-10T11:25:58-05:00You are too loud, dammit. You cackle endlessly at conferences and make Michael Serra nervous and uncomfortable. Everyone is staring at you - and not in a good way. They think you're insane. Your clothing doesn't match either, which is a problem.
For all of that, somehow we all love you. You suck a lot for these reasons and more.Channel 10urn:uuid:1046212008-02-06T19:12:43-05:00Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!Ginger Paulurn:uuid:1046202008-02-06T12:02:09-05:00For being ginger...and not even a day-walker.Advertisments in moviesurn:uuid:1046142008-02-01T20:07:01-05:00You're late for a movie at the cinema which you don't want to miss. You ram the gas pedal at the red lights just to get there before it starts only to find out, THAT THERE ARE TEN THOUSAND ADS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE??Garretturn:uuid:1046062008-01-24T13:50:51-05:00I declare jihad on you for making me wait for my nugget by laying false claims.CHEurn:uuid:1045922008-01-10T21:50:28-05:00It's obvious you have lived near your mother's bra, sucking on tit all your life. Grow up! It might not be the perfect country, but it damn sure is the best (until Hillary and Barack destroy it with socialist liberalism, liberal taxation, social passivism and social tolerance for every warped mind that thinks the world should give a crap what they think). No one really gives a damn about what you think, what you want or what kind of warped, misfit life you want to live. Rajiburn:uuid:1045842008-01-03T01:39:35-05:00For going to Boga lake without me!Kismat (Destiny)urn:uuid:1045762007-12-23T23:35:30-05:00Why is Kismat not favoring me?
Why do I have to struggle for everything...?
Why does everybody else get things with less effort?Jihad on you.comurn:uuid:1045632007-12-19T14:57:35-05:00For not updating your website so that reading all of the jihads is easier - get to work you lazy asses!Charly Steinerurn:uuid:1045492007-12-17T08:29:06-05:00From all of us in web design you suck!The weatherurn:uuid:1045342007-12-07T08:45:14-05:00In the name of Allah, the super duper great and his prophet..
I am to declare Jihad on the weather!! it brings rain to the infidels and sun to the Jews and evel Christian Teddy Bears. I, in the name of Allah the great say we should use our black gold(oil) to destroy the weather ones and for all.
Peace be upon thee. Allah Akbar!!Dave Heiserurn:uuid:1045282007-12-06T10:10:33-05:00Down with Turftoe! Down with Turftoe!Nikitaurn:uuid:1045252007-12-06T09:30:43-05:00oyeeeee....gandi bachi for not tellin me stuff dat u ought to ......i declare jihad on u!!!!hahahahahahah.....RIPThe EVIL subject MATHSurn:uuid:1045232007-12-05T13:34:57-05:00Kill this subject maths.
ban it from this beautiful world of ours....
it doesnt deserve to be here..."You Know Who"urn:uuid:1045182007-11-30T14:39:01-05:00Hey You,
Yes you. I know who you are the one that she calls "You Know Who" the one who puts a wedge between me and my former friend. I don't really blame you I know that it was not completely your fault. But why do you have to be here now. I hate knowing that we're in the same room. I know you saw me look at you and i saw you looking back. I didn't mean to look, I wouldn't have it I had know that it was you in the doorway. I don't hate you, but I don't ever want to see you again. I wish we weren't both going to such a small school. If this damn college were bigger maybe I'd only see you once or twice a year. Please just go away, You Know Who.