Jihad on You! - Workplace 2008-09-08T11:54:26-04:00 Skully urn:uuid: Work urn:uuid:104747 2008-07-30T16:25:09-04:00 Damn you stupid system. Nights are for sleeping and or parties. They are not for me being up all night working in a factory. They are not for that. Sure factories may run a little more quickly with night workers, but you could just hire more day people. Honestly, good lord what have I gotten myself into? Hi-tech conformists urn:uuid:104699 2008-04-30T10:56:08-04:00 Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun? Those conformists should inherit hell. Squadron Leader Tarun Desai urn:uuid:104682 2008-04-01T20:43:35-04:00 This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off. Cocksucking yuppie who stole urn:uuid:104673 2008-03-18T10:46:06-04:00 Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon.You think ignoring me will make me go away, but you're sorely mistaken. I'm taking you to court so that one day when you try to buy a little yuppie home with a picket fence and an elevator inside so you can wheel your four hundred pound wife about between floors to reenact sex scenes in various parts of the home...They'll see that you jewed someone out of two hundred dollars, and you're a loan risk. I'm bringing a bucket of fail to your middle aged life. Oh, and I hope you get herpes. Dead beat urn:uuid:104662 2008-03-12T20:39:45-04:00 You are a cancer in the office. Just Tires urn:uuid:104645 2008-03-03T17:47:23-05:00 I declare jihad on you scam artist piece of shit mother fuckers I hate you.I can't believe I worked for this jackoff place the manager bill was a fucking asshole always yelling at people actting like he was tough fuck you pussy.If people go to the one on baltimore pike in middletown township next to toys'r'us your getting ripped off believe me I know.If bills there it means dirtball,so fuck you bill you try to act like your billy badass but really your billy faggo fucking fagget. My boss urn:uuid:104640 2008-02-26T16:32:07-05:00 You're always so busy when anyone else needs something - writing that bullshit email, cleaning your desk, picking a wedgie from your 200lb ass. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) All I want is the phone number for the Human Resources office, but you're too busy. "Come back tomorrow!" I've got an idea, you fat fuck...go get a spoon and EAT MY ASS!! WMG urn:uuid:104605 2008-01-22T19:25:57-05:00 I have to handle all these people in the freaking office! They don't think I need any help because I actually get it done, but I need fucking help!!! Hasan Abid urn:uuid:104598 2008-01-16T07:40:54-05:00 Hasan is Evil Jodi urn:uuid:104571 2007-12-21T16:10:28-05:00 You're the wacko - not ME! Jihad On YOU! My boss urn:uuid:104530 2007-12-06T11:31:56-05:00 Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place. "Bob" urn:uuid:104512 2007-11-29T10:16:45-05:00 Bob you made a lot of people unhappy. I hope you step in a bag of flaming doggie doo and don't have a stick anywhere around to get it off...you insulent bastartd. University of manchester urn:uuid:104502 2007-11-27T08:19:23-05:00 you just so deserve it Deepa urn:uuid:104501 2007-11-27T08:11:01-05:00 I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today. Julie urn:uuid:104499 2007-11-27T08:06:00-05:00 I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently. Saleem Ghauri urn:uuid:104484 2007-11-17T06:24:42-05:00 A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont exist Srihari Hebbar urn:uuid:104475 2007-11-13T12:07:32-05:00 Dai Rascallaaan!! Translators urn:uuid:104460 2007-11-09T06:30:07-05:00 those tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for services given by their friends. solution: stone them with stale roguleh while singing heavy metal songs of peace :) Bman urn:uuid:104457 2007-11-09T01:10:48-05:00 You are going down! L Harris urn:uuid:104451 2007-11-05T15:33:40-05:00 Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section! The bastard that keeps interrupting me while I am declaring Jihads urn:uuid:104436 2007-11-02T18:08:19-04:00 I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers. A pox on your winkie infidel. Bob urn:uuid:104427 2007-10-31T12:55:18-04:00 for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!! Dan urn:uuid:104422 2007-10-30T12:48:35-04:00 Just for being such a retarded piece of shit, I declare a Jihad on you. Stelios urn:uuid:104399 2007-10-29T09:42:05-04:00 For your Yanni music all the time, driving the whole floor 'Burghuri'! Ajagbe urn:uuid:104394 2007-10-26T17:46:26-04:00 He should just burn in hell