Jihad on You! - Workplace2008-09-08T11:54:26-04:00Skullyurn:uuid:Workurn:uuid:1047472008-07-30T16:25:09-04:00Damn you stupid system. Nights are for sleeping and or parties. They are not for me being up all night working in a factory. They are not for that. Sure factories may run a little more quickly with night workers, but you could just hire more day people. Honestly, good lord what have I gotten myself into?Hi-tech conformistsurn:uuid:1046992008-04-30T10:56:08-04:00Because it seems to me that they care about rules more than they do about people. They read an amusing story about an employee who has fun of a stupid manager, and guess what they have to say? "He should be grateful he wasn't fired." Is there anything new under the sun?
Those conformists should inherit hell. Squadron Leader Tarun Desaiurn:uuid:1046822008-04-01T20:43:35-04:00This man is a bloody bastard motherfucker. He is tormenting me just because I did not get him some whisky or rum. He is my senior, though he does not directly supervise me - but keeps on bugging me by making nasty comments. I wish I had some way to blow his balls off.Cocksucking yuppie who stoleurn:uuid:1046732008-03-18T10:46:06-04:00Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon.You think ignoring me will make me go away, but you're sorely mistaken. I'm taking you to court so that one day when you try to buy a little yuppie home with a picket fence and an elevator inside so you can wheel your four hundred pound wife about between floors to reenact sex scenes in various parts of the home...They'll see that you jewed someone out of two hundred dollars, and you're a loan risk. I'm bringing a bucket of fail to your middle aged life.
Oh, and I hope you get herpes.Dead beaturn:uuid:1046622008-03-12T20:39:45-04:00You are a cancer in the office.Just Tiresurn:uuid:1046452008-03-03T17:47:23-05:00I declare jihad on you scam artist piece of shit mother fuckers I hate you.I can't believe I worked for this jackoff place the manager bill was a fucking asshole always yelling at people actting like he was tough fuck you pussy.If people go to the one on baltimore pike in middletown township next to toys'r'us your getting ripped off believe me I know.If bills there it means dirtball,so fuck you bill you try to act like your billy badass but really your billy faggo fucking fagget.My bossurn:uuid:1046402008-02-26T16:32:07-05:00You're always so busy when anyone else needs something - writing that bullshit email, cleaning your desk, picking a wedgie from your 200lb ass. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) All I want is the phone number for the Human Resources office, but you're too busy. "Come back tomorrow!" I've got an idea, you fat fuck...go get a spoon and EAT MY ASS!!WMGurn:uuid:1046052008-01-22T19:25:57-05:00I have to handle all these people in the freaking office! They don't think I need any help because I actually get it done, but I need fucking help!!! Hasan Abidurn:uuid:1045982008-01-16T07:40:54-05:00Hasan is EvilJodiurn:uuid:1045712007-12-21T16:10:28-05:00You're the wacko - not ME! Jihad On YOU!My bossurn:uuid:1045302007-12-06T11:31:56-05:00Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place."Bob"urn:uuid:1045122007-11-29T10:16:45-05:00Bob you made a lot of people unhappy. I hope you step in a bag of flaming doggie doo and don't have a stick anywhere around to get it off...you insulent bastartd.University of manchesterurn:uuid:1045022007-11-27T08:19:23-05:00you just so deserve itDeepaurn:uuid:1045012007-11-27T08:11:01-05:00I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.Julieurn:uuid:1044992007-11-27T08:06:00-05:00I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.Saleem Ghauriurn:uuid:1044842007-11-17T06:24:42-05:00A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont existSrihari Hebbarurn:uuid:1044752007-11-13T12:07:32-05:00Dai Rascallaaan!!Translatorsurn:uuid:1044602007-11-09T06:30:07-05:00those tongue-workers who have difficulty correctly writing a document from one language they command proficiently, to their own native tongue, and then they take up their friends' valuable leisure time to finish their own work, without any financial recompense, or leveraging of their financial assets for services given by their friends. solution: stone them with stale roguleh while singing heavy metal songs of peace :)Bmanurn:uuid:1044572007-11-09T01:10:48-05:00You are going down!L Harrisurn:uuid:1044512007-11-05T15:33:40-05:00Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!The bastard that keeps interrupting me while I am declaring Jihadsurn:uuid:1044362007-11-02T18:08:19-04:00I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.Boburn:uuid:1044272007-10-31T12:55:18-04:00for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!Danurn:uuid:1044222007-10-30T12:48:35-04:00Just for being such a retarded piece of shit, I declare a Jihad on you.Steliosurn:uuid:1043992007-10-29T09:42:05-04:00For your Yanni music all the time, driving the whole floor 'Burghuri'!Ajagbeurn:uuid:1043942007-10-26T17:46:26-04:00He should just burn in hell