2012-02-04T21:09:26-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:105490 2012-01-31T18:34:02-05:00

The worst supervisor I ever had to work for was an inept, incompetent, and very mean attorney; I'll call him JBD. He was also mentally unstable. He practiced both PI (personal injury) and immigration law, but he was such a disorganized, unstable nutcase that he had very few clients. My job was only meant to be temporary, until he hired a full-time secretary, but it was torment for me. Apparently, it was also torment for his previous secretary, who was so fed up with him that she quit without giving notice. He had his clients' files scattered and piled up all over his office; he would physically twirl and spin around in an agitated way, shouting that he couldn't find the folders for this or that client. He constantly shoved paperwork from one client into another client's folder. He would photocopy and physically Scotch-tape a client's signature from one document to another and photocopy the new one, so it would look as if the client had actually signed the new document. He would also occasionally forge his clients' signatures. His grammar and spelling were atrocious, and these errors would appear in legal briefs that he would take to court. (I frequently wondered how he managed to pass the state bar, and I'm amazed that, to my knowledge, none of his clients had filed a complaint with the state bar against him.) He was also paranoid: the state DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) returned a document he'd mailed to their office regarding a client's injury in a traffic accident, because he'd misspelled his client's last name; he refused to acknowledge his spelling error and said the DMV was trying to "get" him. He then yelled at me, telling me this was my fault, even though he had mailed this document to the DMV himself before I'd even started working for him. There were a few times when he didn't pay me; when I reminded him that I needed my paycheck, he would say that he'd "forgotten" about it and would grudgingly make out a check to me, with a grouchy look on his face. This attorney's behavior was so distressing to me that I became physically ill with stomach aches and head aches; the only reason I toughed it out was due to my financial need. Eventually, he told me he had found a permanent replacement - I was extremely relieved. He was a total mess and a loser as a lawyer.

urn:uuid:105479 2012-01-07T17:55:17-05:00

You know what? Screw you! You suck! You are one of the worst people I've ever had to work with! I hate that you throw a tantrum when anyone disagrees with you. I hate it when you attack me, personally, with your crap when you're having a bad day. I hate that you lecture me about MY life and news flash, that is NON OF YOUR BUSINESS! I hate it when you refuse to read emails or "can't be bothered" to do anything! I hate it when you have NO respect for me or my time or hey...why not throw in there that you are a bitch! Yes you are! I am SOOOOOO done with you! You need to learn that if someone disagrees with you it isn't a PERSONAL attack and you need to learn that if someone explains something to you, know how like how a link works, then they are not being defensive! ARE YOU INSANE?! Why, yes you are! You are a nutter and I'm sick and tired of dealing with you. OHHHHHHHH yeah...you're fired!

urn:uuid:105468 2011-12-13T19:07:19-05:00

I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.

urn:uuid:105456 2011-11-27T18:25:33-05:00

You continue to lie to me and don't give a shit about it!!! I will NEVER EVER help your sorry arse again!!! You can go F*** yourself!!!!

urn:uuid:105444 2011-10-25T11:17:29-04:00

I will rain fire down upon you and burn you in the deepest circle of hell. you're cutting me out of important meetings and so I will brand you with hell reincarnate

urn:uuid:105356 2011-07-05T01:27:57-04:00

I declare a Jihad on you, and i wish you a fungal infection of sorts

urn:uuid:105313 2011-05-03T20:23:14-04:00

because I can!

urn:uuid:105312 2011-05-03T20:19:38-04:00

for laughing at me when I hurt my foot

urn:uuid:105311 2011-05-03T20:15:16-04:00

Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.

urn:uuid:105282 2011-02-28T10:52:14-05:00

Jihad on you stupid fucking client for ignoring my advice and then turning to me like its my fault that your head was up your ass. Die slowly in a fire.

urn:uuid:105266 2011-02-17T06:52:46-05:00

For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time. Die. Horribly.

urn:uuid:105237 2010-12-16T14:31:58-05:00

Dearest, most wonderful, bitchface: You are a lazy, egomaniacal, turd of a coworker. You spend more time on Facebook and playing Solitaire than doing any real work (you don't think we *notice*??) and yet when we need to request something that is actually YOUR JOB to do, you're *magically* "too busy" and bark at us about how you "don't have time for this crap!" You spend more time out on smoke breaks and early (and long) lunches than actually IN the office, meaning that those of us who are here ALL day have to answer the phone and door constantly while you're gone, sign for packages, do paperwork for prize pickups, process delivery stop orders, and you know - basically DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU. And if that wasn't enough, you've a truly toxic personality as well, bigoted and not afraid to share your prejudices with us all, proud of being mommy and daddy's spoiled little brat - still living at home for free and getting driven everywhere, because god forbid you have to get your license or spend any of your purse and shoe money on things like rent and bills. The big scoop of feces on top of the puke sundae? You make the same amount of money as I do, and I have my post-secondary education, have worked in my field for a decade, and you know - ACTUALLY do my job, and half of yours too! If I wasn't the sole-provider for my kids, and keeping the mortgage paid so they have a roof over their heads, I'd be out of here in a heartbeat just to get the FUCK away from your cancerous presence. But until the economy can bear a risky move like leaving a job with health benefits and decent security for "the great unknown" I'm stuck with you. So you know what? All I can do is say "Fuck You, bitchface. Fuck you right in the gaping maw of your evil bitch face. With a rusty chainsaw." That is all.

urn:uuid:105214 2010-10-18T04:46:01-04:00

Lose the attitude and be more professional you bitch. I never am rude to you so don't be rude to me. I can easily quit this job and put you on the spot to find someone new. Maybe that will give you a reality check and realize that bitchiness and being unprofessional is not a way to keep an employee.

urn:uuid:105190 2010-08-25T13:15:45-04:00

Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint! Totally fed up. That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."

urn:uuid:105173 2010-06-30T10:58:21-04:00

You started with all this enthusiasm. Pointing out all the faults with our app. We declared we already knew. The app is old and was touched by many hands prior to yours. The old devs were long gone. "I will fix it!" you declared with enthusiasm. Ah but alas, now the app is riddled with your unfinished fixes, which I, the internal developer, am left to fix. Good luck decimating some other companies app.

urn:uuid:105146 2010-05-10T18:03:48-04:00

Preemptive strike. BURPPP! (Milk burp coming at you)

urn:uuid:105144 2010-05-10T17:54:26-04:00

"And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for God. But if they desist, then let there be no hostility except against wrongdoers. (The Noble Quran 2:193)"

urn:uuid:105141 2010-05-07T17:53:44-04:00

hes the smarmiest slimiest mutherfucking bastard cunt faced moose fisting jamrag licking twat bag wankstain dick wad ball bag arse licking cunt ever, if you ever speak to me like that ever again i will set you fucking house on fire

urn:uuid:105140 2010-05-07T10:53:40-04:00

Jihad on her who does not invite us to the karaoke party!

urn:uuid:105109 2010-03-26T09:15:00-04:00

for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.

urn:uuid:105102 2010-03-17T21:47:09-04:00

I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker

urn:uuid:105101 2010-03-10T11:33:03-05:00

I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident

urn:uuid:105051 2009-12-14T09:10:09-05:00

God, I have to write 750 words! In one day! And do everything else too! FUCK!

urn:uuid:105028 2009-11-12T04:51:53-05:00

jihad on you! my boss is a bitch and sucks at thinking. I could do his job 100x better. FUCK you! you over paid under worked son of a bitch

urn:uuid:105015 2009-09-28T11:53:53-04:00

Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!