2012-02-04T21:05:03-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:105428 2011-09-12T02:58:21-04:00

For pathetic Renee-hating a-hole I guess some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill...

urn:uuid:105335 2011-06-10T04:08:32-04:00

Why do all hipsters like Adele? They're overexposing it to the point where it's becoming annoying. "Oh, it's sooooooooo deeeep!" "Omg, it's so sad!" Seriously? I know a lot of hipsters and they listen to it like pretentious little dweebs. Hipster: "Oh, I used to like Adele," Like what... yesterday? IM GOING TO SMACK YOU IN THE FACE AND ROLL YOU IN DEEP SHIT!

urn:uuid:105300 2011-04-03T12:29:17-04:00

Shut the fuck up!

urn:uuid:105297 2011-03-25T11:10:15-04:00

I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship. I'm not at all surprised he left you, you moaning cow.

urn:uuid:105265 2011-02-17T06:49:38-05:00

I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!

urn:uuid:105147 2010-05-16T09:00:00-04:00

Jesus fucking Christ. The sight of a self-consciously righteously-pissed-off-cocky-faced female in black lace singing some gothy nonsense made up of half-a-dozen gloomy words randomly taken out of a dictionary and running up and down a crypt while incessantly hitching up her skirts makes me violently sick. Get over your childish need to parade your oversized ego and delude yourself with forced provocations revolving around death-related imagery and glorification of lack of sunlight. I'd rather live in a world overridden by teenage mutant zombie emos than one plagued by post-Evanescence parade goths.

urn:uuid:105074 2010-01-16T06:39:24-05:00

GET A LIFE!

urn:uuid:105007 2009-09-13T01:18:23-04:00

Please come back with new episodes! I miss my car-i'll-never-be-able-to-afford-fix!

urn:uuid:105006 2009-09-12T23:33:05-04:00

JIHAD on you Freaks and Geeks for distracting me from my work. With your awkward boys and cute girls. How am I ever supposed to get anything done.

urn:uuid:104996 2009-08-16T23:16:43-04:00

You fucking idiots. I can't watch three seconds of your goddamn show without cringing at your ridiculously entitled and pathetic behavior. You act like a bunch of spoiled 3-year-olds, gallivanting around the globe fucking up other people's lives and whining like gaping vaginas whenever they hit back. "Waaaaaa! Someone sprayed us with a hose! Waaaaa! Someone threw a wrench at me! Waaaaa! I'm a fucking grown-ass baby person and I'm stuck in the ice now!" If you're purposefully and maliciously vandalizing and destroying someone else's property, you deserve to have a wrench thrown at your head. You deserve to have it make contact. You deserve to choke on the acid you toss on their decks. You deserve to have your precious ship sunk to the bottom of the sea you're supposedly "protecting". Am I for the slaughter of whales? Nope. Not at all. Am I for bringing a species to the verge of extinction just to keep an industry afloat? Nope. Not that either. I'm also not for feeling that you're entitled to and justified in acting like a pack of primitive, disruptive, unruly assholes...regardless of your cause. You're dicks. You're obnoxious. You're spoiled pieces of shit. You're beyond embarrassing. Grow the fuck up, you knuckle-dragging children.

urn:uuid:104974 2009-07-26T02:40:53-04:00

Suck my irish arse, u biatch-head

urn:uuid:104934 2009-05-19T16:23:45-04:00

overrated spreader of sick diseasefilled "idees'"of life. bitch...

urn:uuid:104877 2009-02-16T22:47:10-05:00

You made me believe that people of all shapes and colors could live together in joyful harmony... But You LIED! The world is a horrible place and people is bastards with sucking filling you killed my innocence.. my wolrd is a dark dark place because of you YOU SUCK! im gonna steale your colors and destroy all your shapes then we see how funny you think it is

urn:uuid:104854 2009-01-23T22:35:41-05:00

You whiny, self-indulgent prick. Do you think the authors you interview actually want to be staring at your ugly face?

urn:uuid:104840 2008-12-13T13:53:36-05:00

Why do all of you little boys have to use such limited vocabulary? What the fuck does fuck mean? Use words that express something, not just impersonal cliches. Think a little, it makes you more attractive.

urn:uuid:104824 2008-11-17T20:07:32-05:00

Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!

urn:uuid:104774 2008-08-19T14:00:36-04:00

эта сатана должна умереть, ибо заполонила попсой всё!

urn:uuid:104745 2008-07-27T13:13:16-04:00

No comments needed.

urn:uuid:104717 2008-05-20T12:07:44-04:00

Haha, Jihad on You!

urn:uuid:104697 2008-04-26T18:07:20-04:00

Why did you have to leave us so early?

urn:uuid:104653 2008-03-10T16:06:48-04:00

I rented it because it had Sarah Silverman on the cover. Now, after what feels like the longest 20 minutes of my entire life, having not yet seen a single glimpse of her on the screen, I am giving up to watch my dog lick his dick instead. It's more entertaining. Is this all it takes to make a movie in Hollywood? Really? Where's the script? Where's the plot? Where are the characters? What the hell is this pathetic shit you're passing off as a movie? Most importantly...where is Sarah?! This is worse than Strange Wilderness...that's saying something.

urn:uuid:104629 2008-02-10T11:54:56-05:00

Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult. Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!

urn:uuid:104628 2008-02-10T11:46:28-05:00

Just one question. Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park? You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!! I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much time and money to something as you have to that f*cking game, you know its coming. Go f*ck yourselves you fat bastards!

urn:uuid:104627 2008-02-10T11:42:29-05:00

I'm 27 and I've never even gotten close to marrying someone...why? Because I'm still an idiot and don't understand anything in life, much less how to live it with someone else. You're all doomed to failure. You will have four divorces under your belt by the time you're my age. I hope you enjoy hyphenated last names for your bastard kids! Enjoy being married, f*ckers.

urn:uuid:104625 2008-02-10T11:33:09-05:00

So you got a big truck... BIG FRIGGIN WHUP!! What the hell are you overcompensating for!! Listen to me. LISTEN!! Hang up your phone, take your damn bumperstickers off (unless its a Kerry/Edwards, those are somehow satisfying) and LISTEN!! Just b/c you have a big truck does not mean that i will ever, EVER respect you. You and your 4'0" self can take you gas guzzleing POS and drive it off a cliff. (This does not apply to the drivers of Humvees- you are usually pretty cool remnents of the 60's or one of those really scary former special ops guys)