Jihad on You! - Pop Culture2008-12-03T01:57:53-05:00Skullyurn:uuid:Bananadanaurn:uuid:1048242008-11-17T20:07:32-05:00Geehad on you, infidel! HARRR!АЛЛА ПУГАЧЕВАurn:uuid:1047742008-08-19T14:00:36-04:00эта сатана должна умереть, ибо заполонила попсой всё!Nickelbackurn:uuid:1047452008-07-27T13:13:16-04:00No comments needed.Koosh & Purdueurn:uuid:1047172008-05-20T12:07:44-04:00Haha, Jihad on You!John Lennonurn:uuid:1046972008-04-26T18:07:20-04:00Why did you have to leave us so early?I want someone to eat cheese with (the movie)urn:uuid:1046532008-03-10T16:06:48-04:00I rented it because it had Sarah Silverman on the cover. Now, after what feels like the longest 20 minutes of my entire life, having not yet seen a single glimpse of her on the screen, I am giving up to watch my dog lick his dick instead. It's more entertaining.
Is this all it takes to make a movie in Hollywood? Really? Where's the script? Where's the plot? Where are the characters? What the hell is this pathetic shit you're passing off as a movie? Most importantly...where is Sarah?!
This is worse than Strange Wilderness...that's saying something.The "B" stringurn:uuid:1046292008-02-10T11:54:56-05:00Why? Why is it that you are the only string that ever goes horribly out of tune? Do you crave attention? Do you HAVE to be different? It doesnt make sense, you're the only one thats ever difficult.
Heres a Jihad on you, "B"itch String!!People who play World of Warcrafturn:uuid:1046282008-02-10T11:46:28-05:00Just one question.
Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park?
You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!!
I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much time and money to something as you have to that f*cking game, you know its coming. Go f*ck yourselves you fat bastards!Kids marrying kidsurn:uuid:1046272008-02-10T11:42:29-05:00I'm 27 and I've never even gotten close to marrying someone...why? Because I'm still an idiot and don't understand anything in life, much less how to live it with someone else.
You're all doomed to failure. You will have four divorces under your belt by the time you're my age. I hope you enjoy hyphenated last names for your bastard kids!
Enjoy being married, f*ckers.Hummer driversurn:uuid:1046252008-02-10T11:33:09-05:00So you got a big truck... BIG FRIGGIN WHUP!! What the hell are you overcompensating for!!
Listen to me. LISTEN!! Hang up your phone, take your damn bumperstickers off (unless its a Kerry/Edwards, those are somehow satisfying) and LISTEN!! Just b/c you have a big truck does not mean that i will ever, EVER respect you. You and your 4'0" self can take you gas guzzleing POS and drive it off a cliff. (This does not apply to the drivers of Humvees- you are usually pretty cool remnents of the 60's or one of those really scary former special ops guys)Howard Sternurn:uuid:1046032008-01-20T19:26:10-05:00Thanks for completely fucking me. Now I have to pay money to hear Artie cuss and cry about how depressed he is? Go fuck yourself! A jihad on the King of all Assholes!Jamie Lynn Spearsurn:uuid:1045662007-12-19T17:12:32-05:00You're making me look bad! People will think that I am like you...Jamie Lynn Spearsurn:uuid:1045612007-12-19T13:01:58-05:00How could you be so fuckin' dumb! There goes your career, you slut!Len Berman - ESPNurn:uuid:1044942007-11-21T12:17:06-05:00Your doughboy look and constant banter "He could go all the way.." is becoming more annoying every time you are on - please I would rather take a telemarketing call then hear this againFat kidsurn:uuid:1044792007-11-13T21:38:19-05:00How dare they have large asses and stumichs and weigh a lotMarianourn:uuid:1044632007-11-10T08:19:46-05:00Pentiti cane infedele!
peeeeentiti zoccola fradicia!Jazz & bluesurn:uuid:1043492007-10-21T05:37:56-04:00ARRRRRR!!!!!
i hate jazz and blues! it's the lowest form of music! people say it's sophisticated but it's just don't! stupid nigger music! Neon anything & the mulleturn:uuid:1043362007-10-18T17:07:40-04:00Ok, even back in the 80's neon never flattered anyone, so please tell me why people in Ukraine are walking around with neon hair mullets! Mullets did not become cool after Joe Dirt, so why in the world are people actually cutting their hair into what they call a fashionably new mullet and then adding neon tinting! This is stupid!Jaredurn:uuid:1043342007-10-18T16:13:03-04:00I read your blog and all I see are videos and pictures of your cat.
Then I read your IRC comments, and 90% of them are simply links to Icanhazcheeseburger.com.
Your feline fetish disgusts me. It's time for a jihad on your ass.Oatmeaturn:uuid:1043322007-10-18T15:53:49-04:00You inability to play the games I recommend. Remember KOTOR? You waited months before playing it...
Now Portal, an incredibly cool game is out and, again, you delay.
Now I'm putting a Jihad on your ass. I hope you're happy.Fucking Hipstersurn:uuid:1043122007-10-16T16:59:57-04:00you self referential posers. just die already. you're not cool, you're not original, you're just a bunch of lemmings the rest of us are laughing at. DIEE I SAY!Pop culture in generalurn:uuid:1042272007-10-11T14:45:53-04:00Seriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist." James Blunturn:uuid:1042132007-10-11T03:53:20-04:00I declare holy war upon James Blunt. This jar of pink sugar should be torn apart by eight homosexual horses, then run over by a fleet of concrete transport trucks, and then burnt in a steel factory, and then shot, just to make sure.
The timbre of his voice is deeply agonizing and should only be used to get paedophile criminals talking, as well as his shameless and endless repeating of meaningless chorusses.
"you're beautiful, you're beautiful, your beautiful it's true. I saw your face...in a crowded place..."
If you play his music to crack addicts everytime they are high, we will see crime rates dropping dramatically shortly after it.Buckcherryurn:uuid:1041942007-10-10T11:47:25-04:00For writing that terrible song "Crazy Bitch," which is the worst song ever and is constantly stuck in my head, every member of the band Buckcherry deserves to be waterboarded.Emosurn:uuid:1041662007-10-09T16:30:57-04:00Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
Nuff Said!
All you do is whine!!!