Jihad on You! - Family2009-01-08T11:49:27-05:00Skullyurn:uuid:Michael Gethersurn:uuid:1048372008-12-09T01:01:29-05:00It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael Gethers, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household. Mini-me.urn:uuid:1048352008-12-06T12:56:12-05:00so maybe theyre right. maybe you are like me. we do tend to want revenge, and we both dont take shit from anyone. we stand up for ourselves. but im getting better at doing it in a less bitchy way, except if im around you. for some reason, you bring out the absolute worst in me and i dont know why. maybe its because your young, maybe it's because your just like me. i dont know. but everyone realizes that im more of a bitch around you, and your somehow manipulating me to make me that way. i know its my fault for being a bitch, but you just make me cringe. i dont understand how two people that are related can be so hateful toward each other. it doesnt make sence, but thats the way it is. lets just face the fact that we are NEVER going to fully get along, no matter how much people try to change that. this is our war, not theirs. i dont know why but people always seem to think its my fault when we fight. i dont understand. sure your younger, but so what? i always have a better point than you anyways. they dont believe me and its because of your "cuteness". they dont see the demon child i see. they dont know. they never will. and you know what? whatever. im done. maybe we just wont talk. ever.Motherurn:uuid:1048282008-11-29T23:45:24-05:00FUCK YOU. you don't tell me it's my fucking responsibility to ask about my own health issues such as hepatitis. jesus fucking christ im only sixteen! which fucking 16 year old would worry about getting hepatitis from eating a bunch of clams?! fuck you, trying to pin it on me, it's my duty i'm old enough? fuck off, you don't even tell me i dont have a hep shot until today in the fucking car? what the fuck is wrong with you, then you push it on me? seriously, and i thought today was going to be good? fuck you. i need to get out.My motherurn:uuid:1047572008-08-07T14:53:28-04:00Sure, talk to me when nobody is around and then, as soon as someone 'better' comes along, tell me to 'shut up' and to 'stop being selfish' when I say anything!Sandy R Garciaurn:uuid:1047412008-07-16T22:24:27-04:00When your children lend good advice, don't disregard it simply because they're your children. Being older doesn't make you smarter, it just means your closer to the age where it's time to start wearing diapers once more. Jihad!!!This new, non-potty-trained puppyurn:uuid:1047122008-05-16T07:10:24-04:00It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!My own flesh and bloodurn:uuid:1046562008-03-10T17:13:29-04:00Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette and a needle full of heroin. I swear to fucking Christ I'm going to blow my own brains out if something doesn't change and soon.
Get abortions, kids! Kill it before it kills you!Guruurn:uuid:1046552008-03-10T16:49:31-04:00You taught me so much and brought me so far. I can't imagine what my life would have been like without you in it - you were my life. I am as whole and strong as I am today only because of you.
I swear that your death was not my idea, even though I was there and I agreed to it. Please understand that it wasn't something decided on lightly. It was time to move on and no one felt like that could happen as long as you were still suffering that way.
You led all of us so far astray. You betrayed our ancestors and cursed our offspring. Even in death you try to deceive us.
Our sins are on your head, just as your blood is on our hands. It's a trade I'm willing to live with.
I am sorry, guru.Chefurn:uuid:1045962008-01-14T01:15:00-05:00You're a piece of shit and you eat all the ham. PS, stop watching me sleep. It's creepy.Da biggest fcker on da face of da earthurn:uuid:1045782007-12-26T13:16:53-05:00I'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!Stefan Clausenurn:uuid:1045262007-12-06T09:44:13-05:00Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.Hardrockurn:uuid:1044692007-11-12T02:35:35-05:00YOU BLOODY HACKERDavid Starkopfurn:uuid:1044232007-10-30T15:10:06-04:00I declare Fatwa on you!David Starkopfurn:uuid:1044102007-10-29T19:25:01-04:00I declare Fatwa on you!Deine Mutter, Waldiurn:uuid:1043772007-10-23T12:53:45-04:00Muhaha, allah, und soMy girlfreinds motherurn:uuid:1043652007-10-22T17:21:14-04:00I HATE U DAMN FAT OLD BITCH! Martina Gossensurn:uuid:1043552007-10-22T13:05:42-04:00Dumme HureMy evil sisters urn:uuid:1043272007-10-18T06:24:43-04:00My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleepingNicoleurn:uuid:1043092007-10-16T13:53:31-04:00May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!Suad Bint Jamalurn:uuid:1043082007-10-16T12:53:00-04:00I'm waging Jihad against you because you are an INFIDEL!!!Dingourn:uuid:1042842007-10-15T05:45:25-04:00For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.Gavin Powellurn:uuid:1042192007-10-11T12:11:22-04:00I declare jihad on youParents of the "195x" generationsurn:uuid:1042042007-10-10T18:25:22-04:00Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably did raise us in the wrong way.
- DO NOT call the police, because we aren't home 2 hours later than supposed by our schedule.
please. be a little more individual, we have friends and hard study. cleaning, moving stuff(twice) and more as you can do your self, please stop yelling after us for these things.
dad- stop making a dinner as fills the whole damm dishmachine, yours take 20 min to clean, mine takes 2.
mom, when you scream, i know its because you want me to do something very easy ,and again, and them some more, as is of your interrest, please reconssider why i somethimes might not respond.
listne some more to your kids, and stop saying these redicualus things you think you know as you dont kow anything about.
i will like to stay home from vacation, cause i got teamwork in the school, and futher more homework.
"respond: the school don't make homework for the vacations"
my teacher said another day in the class cause the studentd didnt want homework. "what do you think this is ? ofcurse there is homework in the vacation, its collage, when i get home from work, i dont just trow my backpack into a corner and relax"
and liky stuff, its not 195x anymore, its nither 1960
we dont run aroundf and look like hippies anymore like 70 and 80.
it's not only the clothes, but also the society, and school stuff changes even faster all the time.
do this, or prepare for "revolution" (holy war)Drunk dadurn:uuid:1041882007-10-10T04:59:12-04:00You motherfucking shit head!
Stop drinking that fuckingshitpiece of a beer!
Get you a fucking fat ass life you fat piece of shit!
Sorry dadPSurn:uuid:1041112007-10-09T07:12:06-04:00For getting up late every day, giving last minute tasks, getting late, watching regional channels, capturing my computer for internet use etc etc.