Jihad on You! - School 2012-02-04T21:04:43-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: Brittani urn:uuid:105495 2012-02-01T20:27:05-05:00 You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at everything. You wanna win eier best dressed or most athletic? WHAT THE HELL? The only sport you "play" is basketball and you suck at it AND quit the team. And oh your outfits, you dress either like a slut or a bum everyday (mostly a bum) you only wear sweatpants that are WAY too tight and a stupid shiry and when you were something half DECENT, its slutty. Tight, shot skirts/shorts , tight tops and your fat. Your clothes dont fit you now go get a life instead of complaining ... Facebook cant solve your problem sweetie. My whole school... urn:uuid:105494 2012-02-01T19:48:47-05:00 i fXcking hate how you're all so judgmental and SHALLOW! you whXres wear so much makeup that im surprised you haven't suffocated in it yet. and those clothes? yeah, if you could even call them that. just because i RESPECT myself and dont dress like a slXt doesnt mean im a freak. it means im not going to be the one 16 and pregnant. fXck you all. My Algebra 2 and Chemistry teachers urn:uuid:105492 2012-02-01T02:53:58-05:00 WTF!? Us students will not focus in class because we are struggling to understand you two or you assume your notes are helpful but not really. Yet you both get so pissed from the the class not taking you seriously cause you don't realize that. And because of that you don't bother answering questions from separate people who want to do better. Uh, shouldn't answering questions be a way of getting less students to fail? Jihad on both of you! DREW THE INFIDAL urn:uuid:105486 2012-01-18T21:48:54-05:00 IMMA KILL YOU WITH SCHOOL MATERIAL ! Exams urn:uuid:105429 2011-09-15T01:27:03-04:00 fuck you Jealous Bitch urn:uuid:105425 2011-08-25T21:03:48-04:00 Wtf is up with this bitch with a fiance always throwing a jealous fit whenever I'm with a girl she deems prettier? I put a jihad on you! I sent her an email telling her to leave me alone n she immediately goes around telling people I was stalking her... fucking nut case wtf did I do to you? Double jihad on you! Dirka dirka muhamed jihad! Derp hurr hurp fucker! SH, ML and S urn:uuid:105419 2011-08-05T07:04:41-04:00 Are you two fucking morons? Please understand that in the 5 projects that we have all worked in together I have done more work than all three of you put together. And the best part? I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, SH. It's like you have no bloody brains at all, spending all your attention hankering after guys. I asked you for the draft for the storyboard time and again and you gave me bullshit like telling me to do think up ideas myself, that it was of bad quality so we, that is to say, I, have to redo it, and then told me to stop giving YOU excuses when I berated you for giving me a million excuses, only to tell me at the end of all that fuckery that you didn't have it. The best part was when you actually have the audacity to say that I have never asked WHEN I FUCKING ASKED YOU FOR IT FIVE TEXTS CONSECUTIVELY. I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID LIKE A FUCKING BITCH, BUT STOP EMPHASISING IT. And this is not the first time you bloody screwed up. Remember the accounting assignment? Remember how you, for some reason, ignored the listings and accounts that I gave you and discussed with your male neighbour how to do it, and then churned out absolute crap that jeapordised the entire group's marks, in essence, MY MARKS. Giving bullshit does not equate to having actually done anything at all, and only two people in the entire group have actually done anything, none of you included. And how dare you actually reply that "it's alright" when one lousy dude apologised for having not done anything, BECAUSE THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? All three of you are only good for taking up space on this planet. Just go home and bind yourself in industrial tape, because you do not deserve to exist. Ma TEACHER urn:uuid:105322 2011-05-20T11:18:07-04:00 FUUUCK THE SCHOOL. EAT MY LONG DICK OF DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS. CRADLE MY BALLS WITH THE OVERWORKING SHIT YOU CALL HOMEWORK. FUCK RELIGION AS WELL. GCSE SCIENCE urn:uuid:105299 2011-03-27T20:44:53-04:00 Go to fucking hell . YOU CALL YOURSELF RELIGIOUS! urn:uuid:105216 2010-10-27T16:13:56-04:00 FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. WEARING A HIJAB DOESNT MAKE YOU RELIGIOUS IF YOU FUCKING TALK TO EVERY OTHER GUY THERE IS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SMACK ME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOURE FUCKING UGLY AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE LIKE THAT. FUCKING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT! The world's worst roommate urn:uuid:105215 2010-10-19T12:26:39-04:00 May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry. Ugh urn:uuid:105213 2010-10-15T21:59:30-04:00 hate ittttttttt Keldon Henley urn:uuid:105199 2010-09-16T22:59:46-04:00 The Swim&Dive team declares a Jihad on Ouachita Baptist University for not allowing them to wear speedos to sporting events. Hey Keldon, Adam and Eve were naked... SCUMBAGS WHO GAVE ME A LOW GRADE urn:uuid:105194 2010-09-05T20:51:40-04:00 DIE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE UGLY PRESENTATIONS ANYWAYS!!! A-LEVELS urn:uuid:105165 2010-06-07T13:38:40-04:00 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU SO MOTHERFUCKING DIFFICULT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i do not give a shit about the principle of moments or uniform accleration or projectile motion SO FUCK OF AND DIE IN A HOLE YOU CUNTFACED TWAT SO THAT I CAN CONCENTRATE ON THE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN MY LIFE, LIKE TRYING TO GET LAID AND DRINKING BEER SO JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Biology urn:uuid:105154 2010-05-18T11:42:36-04:00 I am having a really hard time trying to understand this subject. University of Central Florida urn:uuid:105138 2010-05-06T12:54:35-04:00 UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass! Unjustified Worthless Asshole urn:uuid:105120 2010-04-07T18:32:58-04:00 FUCK you, you stupid, sorry excuse for a ghetto ass deadbeat. Yeah, we look alike, people say we're twins, but I don't know you. Yet you feel like it's okay to try and mock ME? Oh HELL no, asshole. I'm am the better version of you. I look better, I smell better, I have more friends, I get more girls, my grades are higher, I've got a job, I actually do productive shit with my life besides walking around acting like I am the Messiah, and I actually give a damn about other people. I did nothing to you. Yet you have to try to roast on how I look and act, like I just dissed your nappy ass mustache or some bullshit. Fuck off. And don't walk up to me in the hall with your butt pirate crew trying to shake hands with me and act like we're cool...cause we're not. You're just mad that I'm better than you in every way. If you want something to do with your life instead of mocking innocent people, go play in a minefield. Jackass. If you fuck with me again, or try to start something for no reason again, I reserve the right to fuck you up. Peace. All those fuckers who want to always mess with me! urn:uuid:105118 2010-04-06T20:26:19-04:00 I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to school is because of the girl I like and my friends Im positive like me for me!! Stop fucking around with me you pieces of fucking shit!!! Get off my dick you fucking assholes!!! Go fuck yourselfs and leave me the fuck alone dick heads! Suck my fucking cock shit heads!! Oh yea you pieces of fucking shit!! I hope you all get somehow raped of something in your life! Every single one of you! You deserve to feel howi feel at least once in you life! Im tired of your bullshit and i simply wont take it anymore!! I DEMAND FUCKING RESPECT FAGS!! Marte urn:uuid:105100 2010-03-10T05:56:22-05:00 Yiiihaaaw-D Facebook IM urn:uuid:105078 2010-01-19T01:33:01-05:00 I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you! Annoying teachers urn:uuid:105077 2010-01-18T12:39:00-05:00 those teachers especially the italian teacher who doesn't know what to do with us and when he gets angry he start laughing at once telling you he's serious and plays the idiot by givinh you a report. One thing i'll tell which describes him "L'insegnante va all'fuoco" RAYMOND DAMATO... urn:uuid:105076 2010-01-17T13:45:52-05:00 JAQLA ZOKK TAL BAMBOO GO SORMU.. St.Michael School urn:uuid:105075 2010-01-16T11:27:06-05:00 I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda University of Malta urn:uuid:105072 2010-01-14T18:20:38-05:00 I hereby declare a motherfuckin Jihad on that bloody cursed piece of shit, where I gotta go and waste my bloody time!!!!!!!!! Down you'll go when I'm done!!!!! I'm gonna flatten you piece of shit!!! and all of you cocksucking lecturers!!!!!! WAAAAAHHAHAHA