Jihad on You! - Strangers2009-01-08T08:24:42-05:00Skullyurn:uuid:смерть пришельцамurn:uuid:1047712008-08-19T02:19:58-04:00смерть ришельцам и их пособникам!!!Women, quit being coy.urn:uuid:1047512008-08-02T03:03:05-04:00Seriously, what the fuck. When I look at you in a bar and we make eye contact, that's a go for me. You're already on the "fuck me" bandwagon and you want to go a little faster. So when I walk over to you and say, "Hello," and you scoff, don't get all butthurt that I hit you in the face. You sent the wrong signal. You looked at me. Jesus Christ. The guy buying lottery tickets at the gas stationurn:uuid:1047402008-07-15T20:38:42-04:00There's only one register at the gas station near my house - and usually only one attendant working. The pumps were all full this evening, but I was just there to get a drink.
I get inside and see a line behind the register. I grab my drinks and join the back of the line, quickly realizing that it's not moving. From the looks on the faces of the people ahead of me, it hasn't in some time.
Then I hear "That one won five dollars" followed by a scraggly "Ok, give me three more randoms numbers..."
This goes on for five minutes. Five. Fucking. Minutes. Every time this motherfucker won anything, even the smallest amount, he'd take it as a sign and blow it on more tickets. When he didn't win, he'd just throw another $10 down and start the whole thing again.
All I wanted was a damn drink. But no, Mr. I-don't-understand-math was apparently convinced that he'd break even if he just kept at it long enough.
Screw him for inconveniencing me and keeping me from my sweet, sweet tea. And screw the gas station for not having another register.Dave Whiteurn:uuid:1047152008-05-16T16:50:42-04:00For being an overbearing asshole. I asked a simple, serious question and expected some intelligent, thoughtful, maybe even helpful answers from the community. When I saw that a "Platinum Member" had responded, I thought my troubles were over.
But no...you just attacked the semantics of my question - semantics that have no bearing whatsoever on the solution - and made no attempt to contribute anything of value.
I'm so sorry that I used the term "butt-loads" instead of giving you an actual spec, you vindictive prick. I wasn't taking into account the size of YOUR butt, now was I? How insensitive of me.
I wish I could kick your kneecaps in, you bitter, nit-picky, disgusting pile of bad pasta. Go back to your soft-rock and smooth jazz if you're not going to make yourself even remotely useful.Barry abuurn:uuid:1045812007-12-26T18:20:53-05:00Stop spamming me you retarted fuckcunt.Morons who ride bikes on NYC sidewalks and run red lights!urn:uuid:1045552007-12-18T11:19:20-05:00Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street. Dvoraurn:uuid:1045512007-12-18T00:29:15-05:00She is crazy and loves icebergs. They sank the Titanic, therefore she is evilOliver Zoranozaurn:uuid:1045442007-12-17T08:12:26-05:00Cause you touch yourself at night!Vahid Nazemi!urn:uuid:1045422007-12-17T00:29:43-05:00Hokm e Jahad Aleihe Vahid khan e Nazemi!Obnoxious New York Driversurn:uuid:1044552007-11-08T15:50:25-05:00Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are doing is ANNOYING THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MAKING ME WANT TO STRANGLE ALL OF YOU!!!!
Tokio Hotelurn:uuid:1043682007-10-22T18:01:34-04:00I hate you motherfuckers!The state of Ohiourn:uuid:1043522007-10-21T23:16:03-04:00I really can't stand most people I talk to from Ohio. The little fucking cunt that just put shoe polish on my carurn:uuid:1043462007-10-21T04:19:38-04:00To the fuck head that just put shoe polish on my car. I will find you and fuck you up. You have just damaged the paint on my car. There is no fucking reason for you or anyone to do this; you are just a rude, inconsiderate little fucker that deserves nothing else but death because you will never, ever have a nice car, house or even meet another nice human being. You are the kind of person that removes any kind of sentiment or understanding for those other assholes that damage goods, personal property, or perform a home invasion. I wish you and all of your kind nothing but death and harm. Fuck you; may you die a horrible death.Dillon Jarretturn:uuid:1043052007-10-16T11:26:08-04:00You have forsaken the sacred mustache of Michael Lincoln and you must be attacked!People that walk through doors when I hold themurn:uuid:1043032007-10-16T10:43:37-04:00Those of you that don't give a nod or say thank you are true assholes. I open the door as a gesture of kindness, but you walking right by and not even acknowledging it says to me... "thanks bitch" -- so fuck youIgnorant street walkersurn:uuid:1042962007-10-16T01:35:00-04:00I hate you shitheads that decide to walk down the sidewalk in a line across and don't get out of the fucking way. You don't own the whole sidewalk, so some of you need to back off and move out of the way when other people are coming in the opposite direction.Eyal Brandturn:uuid:1042522007-10-12T09:11:32-04:00Eyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...Loud people in librariesurn:uuid:1042222007-10-11T14:03:24-04:00Dude, I don't need to know the details of your life. I'm just here to check my email. And the people who are studying might be more irritated than me.Subway riding moronsurn:uuid:1041762007-10-09T20:35:42-04:00IDIOTS...EASIER TO GET ON THE SUBWAY WHEN YOU LET PEOPLE OFF. DON'T STAND IN FRONT OF THE DOORS THEREBY BLOCKING ALL FLOW OF TRAFFIC ON AND OFF THE CAR, DON'T TRY TO SHOVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THRONGS OF DISEMBARKING PASSENGERS. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU CAN GET YOUR SORRY MOUTH BREATHING , FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED BODIES ONTO THE SUBWAY? *AFTER* PEOPLE GET OFF. NOT BEFORE, NOT DURING, *AFTER*.Kurdish Peoplesurn:uuid:1041342007-10-09T10:38:42-04:00i hate kurdsDrivers who run the redurn:uuid:1041292007-10-09T09:56:33-04:00hey -- the light is red for a reason. that color means STOP, not "speed up". waiting for it to turn green again takes about 60 seconds. cleaning my remains up takes much longer and how will you look at that oh so important meeting with blood all over your suit. so STOPChooooooosssssurn:uuid:1041192007-10-09T08:36:11-04:00Foootball Choooossssss !!!!!!!!!! prepare yourselves !!!!!!1The idiots who stand on the lefturn:uuid:1040942007-10-09T01:36:10-04:00STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.Clueless Self Absorbed f-ing Idiotsurn:uuid:1040842007-10-08T21:58:02-04:00you fucking suck people. I don't give a shit that jack was hitting on rachel last night at the bar. I don't give a shit that you hate your fucking job. i don't give a shit that you think your sad little life is so important that the whole fucking world should heard your pathetically trivial conversation. SHUT THE FUCK UP, PUT YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE AWAY AND GO TO TELL.The guy on the subwayurn:uuid:1040712007-10-08T19:20:30-04:00Got slammed in the back by some random SOB. Can't stand mass transit.