2008-10-10T20:30:34-04:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:104802 2008-09-29T15:04:41-04:00

I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting poorer by the moment as I watch the value of my IRA go down today because you ignorant idiots voted in dumb@$$es who voted down the plan. And the market tumbles, as well as my few holdings. Get your head out of your @$$ and try to get the facts about something. Oh, I forgot - I'm asking the same people who drive down the road at 40mph in 70mph zone in the left lane because they are talking or texting on their G.D. cellphones to do something rational.

urn:uuid:104794 2008-09-20T08:08:12-04:00

JIHAD ON YOU, DOUCHE!!! You had my brother at risk of been run over by an eight-wheeler because you threw the ball on to the side of the main road! You called people in my family stupid because you haven't heard of a name like the one they have! I wouldn't be surprised if your name is "Stuck up cunt" And as for you telling me how to do everything, you can shove your advice up your ass you incompetent, snooty twat you piece of shit. Go screw yourself

urn:uuid:104788 2008-09-12T08:17:58-04:00

What's so funny in asking me what time it is after I told you I do not wear a watch? Is there anything funny about it, moron? I'll tell you why you do it: because your parents are cousins of each other!

urn:uuid:104786 2008-09-03T20:23:42-04:00

I Don't give a fuck that you think life is harder for you than for everyone else, even though it isn't. I don't give a fuck if you think you were right, proven wrong and can't accept it. I don't give a fuck that it's 'everyone elses fault' that your life has fallen to shit. I don't give a fuck that you found a joke on the internet and ring me to tell me while I study for final year exams. I don't give a fuck about you. Your a fucking Parasitic, Irresponsibility, manipulative, shallow, superficial, desperate, needy, jealous, helpless, greedy, passive-aggressive, obstructionist, sociopath. I don't need fuckers like you dragging me down, sucking me of all my time, energy and life, I'm not you diary, I'm not your emotional tampon, the sympathetic ear has gone deaf with your attention seeking bullshit. I'm done forgiving, I want you out of my life, fuck you, fuck you very much.

urn:uuid:104775 2008-08-21T16:23:42-04:00

Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!

urn:uuid:104769 2008-08-18T16:06:16-04:00

I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural". Screw natural!! Can you hear me, assholes? There is a choice!!! We have to join together, because we are at the war with senescence, we have to battle it with SENS therapies or anything, and win already! SO I put jihad on those who disagree.

urn:uuid:104749 2008-08-01T15:19:47-04:00

Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!! Get lost instead!!!

urn:uuid:104734 2008-06-21T04:23:25-04:00

I wonder how you manage to be so successful. I hate how you had offered me to join your business. We'd met once, then I made some research so we can continue together. Then I have to try time and time again to call you and schedule another meeting. And some sunny day you tell me to call you the next day. The next day I call your office and someone tells me that you're sick. Get well soon, and I'm out. If for such a long time you can'f make time to meet me I regret the day I knew you!

urn:uuid:104733 2008-06-17T15:58:47-04:00

Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.

urn:uuid:104722 2008-05-25T12:03:34-04:00

There i was walking down the street the other day when my particulary amusing friend made a very amusing joke involving a rhino and a pumpkin..then my other friend, laughing, said lol....LOL.... what is wrong with you!!! You know that language you were taught as a child....USE IT!!!.....Nd get outside nd off that dam phone/computer....the light won't kill you, you know!!! Sad git....

urn:uuid:104713 2008-05-16T07:15:43-04:00

Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I ended up only an hour late to work. Get your lazy asses down here, plug in your lawn mower, and do what I paid you $20 to do before the HOA sends its ninjas after me.

urn:uuid:104708 2008-05-12T07:31:30-04:00

You're nothing but a big lump of stinking shit..

urn:uuid:104706 2008-05-09T10:46:26-04:00

You are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to society you superficial, uncharitable, narcissistic prick? Did you fight for our country? Did you risk your life for my freedom? I'm sorry, why did you think you were great again? Oh, that's right, because you went to "grad school". That's it. You didn't sacrifice for anyone. You just think your great because you read books and got good grades. How sad. A soldier with only a high school education but charity in his heart is not only smarter than you, but better. Want to be honorable like a soldier? Guess what, you don't have to join the war. You simply need to throw out your evil pride, be charitable in the true sense, and humble yourself. There's nothing great about anyone. God is great. Are you perfect? Obviously not. Then you're not great. Get over your self-absorb self and get real.

urn:uuid:104667 2008-03-14T22:19:42-04:00

I know it's probably not the dog's fault that its owners trained it to be violent. It's also not the dog's fault that they decided to have such a dangerous animal in a neighborhood full of kids. In fact, none of it is the dog's fault, but a jihad is the least I could do after I found my cat in pieces on the front lawn this evening when I got home. I've got something a lot worse than a jihad for the fucking owners.

urn:uuid:104626 2008-02-10T11:39:18-05:00

"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord." You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!

urn:uuid:104602 2008-01-20T12:32:14-05:00

All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.

urn:uuid:104569 2007-12-21T04:46:21-05:00

I hate you all! Hope everybody dies soon!!!

urn:uuid:104511 2007-11-29T00:36:25-05:00

Jihad on the person/s who killed Sean Taylor, Defensive Back for the Washington Redskins.

urn:uuid:104505 2007-11-27T20:32:00-05:00

Connecticut is a loser social-climber state. It wants to be all cool by being in all of the elite groups. "Look at me! I'm Connecticut! I'm in New England AND the Tri-State region! I route for the Red Sox and New England Patriots AND the New York Jets and Yankees! I'm special because I have no unique identity of my own, so instead I'll just latch on to other states! I'll take both sides of the battle, so I will definitely win!" Well you know what, Connecticut? PICK A SIDE! You can't associate with New England if you're in league with New York and New Jersey. We're at war, here, Connecticut, and you're sitting on the fence. You know what? We don't even want you! Go enjoy hanging out with your overpolluted, smelly, congested friends. New England rejects you, Connecticut. Now go away!

urn:uuid:104496 2007-11-24T17:24:27-05:00

According to the most holy words that hath been poured upon the worthy tounge of allahs great prophet I delcare this Jihad upon thine own head. And it shall be declared as a parable saying: Behold, it came to pass in the time of night, that as I, even I The Nathan lay at rest; that a trance came upon me. And I was lifted up in the spirit, yeah even unto the high places and a vision was before me. And I beheld a great dung pile, and upon the dung pile came forth an arouma that was most vile, and one appeared next to me, as though he were a faggot. And he said unto me, what is this sweet savour that hath come into mine nostrols, for it is pleasant to me and it makes my heart yearn for man. And I said unto him, "What is the meaning of this, and whith what shall you do with such a sweet savour?" And as I asked him these things, he began to shake, and as he shook, behold, a substance poured out of his mouth as he spoke, and the cream was the cream of those whom he cursed." And i beseeched him saying "what is the manner of this?". He saith unto me, "I am he who was once a man that layeth with woman, and now I am he that layeth with man." And I said unto him, "Cursed are thee o son of Phelps, for thine house is the house of a great faggot. And before this hour shall pass though shalt be taken into the streets of the city, and beaten with the rods of men, and behold, the men of the city shall be astonished for though shalt find pleasure in the beating of the rods. Henceforth they shall take thee unto the fountain of the city, and cast thee therein so that thou might be cleansed of thine sine, and behold, the waters of the fountain shall turn to semen, and shall fill thine throught and nostrols, and though shalt surely die. The men of the city will take thee, and cast thine body even unto the dunghills of the outer parts of the gates, and there thine stinch shall be as a sweet savour to the dogs, and they shall come and eat thine hind parts, and vomit them up upon thy face, and not return unto it as dogs might do." Thus saith the word of allah

urn:uuid:104495 2007-11-23T07:44:39-05:00

mohinder suresh for pawning claires dad in heroes... you whore!! you made me cry and now my girlfriend thinks im a homo!!

urn:uuid:104491 2007-11-19T17:01:09-05:00

Fuck you self righteous douche bags, no one cares about your scoliosis, you accidentally knocking up some bitch, or any of your other "problems." I don't care about your dull jobs (working at a video store or a movie theater....give me a break), what makes you think that you aren't white trash redneck assholes? And the pseudo hippies.....well you aren't hippies, you are just burnt out assholes that annoy the shit out of everyone. You guys are fucking over UC Berkeley by camping out in those trees. Who knows, maybe you just need a place to live. FUCK YOU ALL, REDNECKS AND HIPPIES.....YOU ARE ALL THE SAME.....STEREOTYPICAL, SELF RIGHTEOUS, FAKE ASSHOLES.

urn:uuid:104483 2007-11-15T09:29:27-05:00

ass holesssssssssssssssss

urn:uuid:104481 2007-11-14T20:32:06-05:00

With there marijuana is dangerous lies

urn:uuid:104476 2007-11-13T13:26:34-05:00

A jihad on you for abandoning your children and going out on the piss with your mates. A jihad on you for your pornographic courtship of the press and the obscene campaign you have continued to run and for playing the public like fucking idiots. A jihad on you for making British parents look bad all over the world. I don't care if you are guilty or not, I just know that had you behaved like most normal parents and sorted a fucking babysitter she wouldn't have gone in the first place.