2012-02-04T21:08:14-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:105481 2012-01-13T11:55:01-05:00

A JIHAD ON YOU COCK SMUGGLING ASSHOLE!

urn:uuid:105461 2011-11-30T22:24:57-05:00

You stupid cow! You took my K5 sunglasses and my betelnut. I will hunt you down to get those sunnies back. Even though I got them for half price special at TST!

urn:uuid:105460 2011-11-30T18:00:42-05:00

i live in dorms and the stupid cunts ther set off door alarms at night sometimes. so our dumbass hale leader decides to keep the doors except 1 alarmed for a whole fuckin week. Now as if its not bad enough I gotta take the long way to get places ALWAYS, I set off alarm once cuz im pissed and late and the bitch caught me and might fine me for atleast 50 fuckin dollars! Damn broad its not my fault your too dumb to fix situations like these but I gotta suffer cuz your dumb as shit? fuck you bitch

urn:uuid:105448 2011-11-09T23:34:19-05:00

Watch your back, High school is going to end and what will you have left? How we all wished the stars would align for you...

urn:uuid:105445 2011-10-25T15:13:34-04:00

Stop bringing in dead animals you bastard cat. Jihad! Jihad!

urn:uuid:105443 2011-10-24T17:43:43-04:00

its your own face, if you dont like it TOO BAD i hate it when you go through pictures, share them so people can feel nostalgic and you get those pricks who go "ohh delete it i look shit" well, I HOPE THE DEVIL TAKES THE UGLIEST PICTURE OF YOU AND UPLOADS IT TO THE HELL NETWORKING SITE,

urn:uuid:105434 2011-09-27T19:37:13-04:00

You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!

urn:uuid:105423 2011-08-08T12:17:23-04:00

Why would you want to fight over anothers wife? Why would you let yourself be used to make another man jealous? That's control and manipulation. What do you look like. Stop letting people control you. Theres so many people controlling your life but you. Do you even know you are being manipulated? You chasing after kitty thats not even yours. When the shit hits the fan you will be the only one standing by yourself. Men get used up too. Who will want you when your used up?

urn:uuid:105342 2011-06-14T22:47:50-04:00

Lol. I respect Facebook, and I endlessly respect the creator. It's the people on Facebook. I love how the number of friends you have it what makes you who you are. People trip over themselves by the number of friends you have. Let me tell you a little story. In Highschool I knew a kid who knew mannnny other kids. His Facebook list was 800 and growing. He was friends with everyone in the highschool, and he was very popular. I met him in English class, and a week later we met as a group to work on a project. Anyways, it ended up we were all travelling somewhere and him and I were left in a car alone. So he turns to me and says: "hey man, I think I love this girl. I've never felt this way before, and i think this is my perfect girl" AFTER A WEEK OF KNOWING ME. He later told me im the only one he trusts. WOW, fantastic with 800 friends on your facebook list, I"M the only you he could trust. That's sad. People pretending to be your friends. And what about his best friends? Couldn't he have told THEM about this girl? Right.... they are only in it for themselves. There you have it. NO BODY cares about you.

urn:uuid:105341 2011-06-14T22:40:36-04:00

A smart man will never admit his intelligence. A rich man will never flash his money. And a confident man will act modest. 95% of the North American population walks around with their chins up and looking down at the rest. They peddle sh*t like "what, you think you are better than me?" and "look at you being all smug" Smoke and mirrors. That's the sign of a hypocrit trying to cover the stench of their own bullsh*t. I love how they downgrade you because you are smart, rich, or confident. North America is the ONLY continent where smart people are called nerds. Everywhere else in the world, smart people are looked up to. The idiots that receive C in school are made fun of. If you don't graduate with a B+ consider yourself ex-communicated. Here, any sign of success, in any way you excel, they take you right down. They walk around bragging about being smart, rich and confident. They most insecure part of the world is North America. And superiority complex is a by product that spawns from a lack of self confidence. Then they all say "money isn't everything and it doesn't buy you happiness". So you feel like crap because you want to make a success of yourself. The IRONY, they would kill for a million dollars. So PLEASE, don't preach me this bullsh*t about who you are, and STOP disrespecting others.........maybe by showing some respect for yourself. But in way, I hope you remain just at the level you are. You easier to control when you are in a herd.

urn:uuid:105340 2011-06-14T22:33:00-04:00

I love universtiy because all my profs claim to be teaching us to think on our own. The thing they bring up most is "breaking preconcieved notions" I have heard this f*cking qoute millions of times. I have heard it so many times that I think those are the only words left in my vocabulary. ...No wait.... that's not true is it? ACTUALLY, those are the only words left in everybody ELSE'S vocabulary. How many times a day do I hear somebody say "I'm just trying to break preconcieved notions" Ya. that's cute honey but define preconcieved. OH WAIT, you don't know, because you were taught to think that way. And act that way. Now you are JUST like the millions of others that are trying to break preconceived notions. Lol you think you are unique? You are trained to be one of the pack. That's the new trend. Breaking trends is the new trend. Lol, then they act superior because they can say the words preconcieved and notions. I'm surprised they have more words in their vocabulary like "I'm" and "trying" and "break". But actually I think their brain capacity peaks after they say those words. You think your special? Ya.... the special kind of special.

urn:uuid:105339 2011-06-14T22:27:19-04:00

You know what, I'm so sick of this sh*t. They think its okay to hate on men because of what they heard from others. They excuse themselves by bringing up bullsh*t from past like "oh, men have oppressed women for centuries", "men have kept women from voting" "men think they are better than women". YA, you know what, LET'S hate on us now. Let's hate on some RANDOM men, that did absolutely NOTHING to you. And let's make them suffer. Because you know what, their men and they deserve it. I'm so sick of it. In North America, you can't even approach a women without her thinking your a pervert. You can't speak to her without her thinking you are a nobody. You can't LOOK at her, because she will act like she is too important to look back. FU*K that. I hope they all end up lonely and miserable. No wait..... they already are lonely and miserable. And feminists, whose fault is that? That's right, the men's. Lol, go on hating the world because someone told you to.

urn:uuid:105309 2011-04-30T21:27:29-04:00

You fucking stupid ass fuckers who say you're going to do something, get someone's hopes up and then don't follow through, leaving said someone feeling hopeless, isolated, stigmatized, and depressed. Yeah thats right you, caitlain, claudia, and marley. You fucking morons who have the audacity to dump me from a prom group not once, not twice, but three fucking times. Fuck you all and good day.

urn:uuid:105289 2011-03-10T15:06:50-05:00

You fucking stole my beautiful, perfect, one-of-a-kind sunglasses, and I WILL catch you posting a picture of yourself wearing them on facebook, because you're a total fucking moron and you post everything that happens to you on that stupid site

urn:uuid:105277 2011-02-25T03:09:43-05:00

And to those of you who feel the need to post updates of your kid’s potty training every 21 fucking minutes, FUCK YOU. I could care less if Jr took a shit on your bed, your god damn living room floor, or in your future x-girlfriend’s ovaries. Maybe if you kept your animals on a leash you would know where they make their messes. Fuck all you faggots, yeah you, the stupid mother fucker reading this. FUCK YOU. No really I just need to take a nap, or a few more drinks, I really do love you all like I carried you in my womb during a 1983 Mardi-Gra (could have been a deceased kangaroo pouch, judge is still out on that one), all the while sustaining brain damage because of a Duran Duran concert that left me questioning my sexual appeal towards wolves?! Either way I just want you to know I’m here for you, whether that’s because you crashed your car while texting your girlfriend Jennifer, after she told you she didn’t love you anymore and she felt now was the time to make a clean break. Or possibly you’re having trouble suppressing those memories of father joseph and the unmentionable things he did to you innocence. I’m here to listen; yeah I might not hold your words to any stick code of confidence, but your old lady sure as fuck isn’t going to keep quiet about you giving her herpes either. Am I wrong? You’re god damn right I’m not in the wrong.

urn:uuid:105274 2011-02-23T10:47:35-05:00

This female atheist thinks that if you want your female coreligionists to wear hijabs, you should wear hijabs too.

urn:uuid:105243 2010-12-23T01:25:13-05:00

Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN. USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!

urn:uuid:105221 2010-11-14T22:41:55-05:00

you evil person i put a jihad on u

urn:uuid:105220 2010-11-10T12:32:54-05:00

FUCK IT!

urn:uuid:105219 2010-11-09T20:26:51-05:00

poop

urn:uuid:105217 2010-10-28T01:58:34-04:00

Will be rated DOWN!

urn:uuid:105208 2010-10-02T15:35:00-04:00

THIs place is SHIT! the weather is SHIT the services is SHIT i am not PROUD to be an assholic countrymen of this SHITTY country. The womens here ARE DUMB ASS FUCKING blinded pieces of shits who would choose a fucking skinny drug vagina face over brad pitt. I Cant even sip a beer without these religious wannabe bitches up my ass, THIS COUNTRY CAN GO TO HELL!

urn:uuid:105202 2010-09-19T06:47:11-04:00

you dicks have no concept of time-keeping, and the idea of calling up and cancelling a plan does not seem to be a part of your fucking "culture". stuck in this country for the last 7 years, as always i'm expected to keep it all in, everything's all right. NO, fuck this place, and fuck you SOBs

urn:uuid:105176 2010-07-04T21:49:37-04:00

Go fuck yourselves.

urn:uuid:105163 2010-06-03T12:34:34-04:00

You have spent too many years yelling at kids in the neighborhood for "being too loud." Get some freaking ear plugs and leave the kids alone!!!