2010-03-13T00:27:31-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:105095 2010-03-04T01:20:35-05:00

FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! Why won't it fucking work!?

urn:uuid:105092 2010-03-02T22:06:01-05:00

Almost 95% of the time when I try to submit a comment on this site, it takes me two or three attempts to get it to submit. What the fuck is up with this? I like this website, but Jesus Christ, could you please stop using your Commodore 64 to process comments. It's pissing me off.

urn:uuid:105088 2010-02-22T02:13:17-05:00

God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!

urn:uuid:105085 2010-02-15T00:04:55-05:00

Fuck! I want to turn down the sound, not mute it! Whoever programs this shit needs a kick up the asshole.

urn:uuid:105071 2010-01-14T07:04:34-05:00

Why can't eclipse see my SVN repositories or work with Maven or connect to the internet without having to be told to. Who programmed this? Who thought that all the dialogs and preferences and stupid settings were a good idea? Why can't it just find the internet, every other program can, including the viruses!

urn:uuid:105070 2010-01-13T05:31:03-05:00

Suck my dick, asshole. No, wait, I don't want no AIDS from a $4 hooker. That bloated piece of crap you call 'SuperFetch' is nothing but a resource hog and generally, a shitty add-on to XP and Vista. It's like putting your car on LPG. You'll save a lot of money (time), but at the same time you'll have to spend that money (memory) you saved on replacing the plugs, leads and getting the fucking thing to ACTUALLY WORK!

urn:uuid:105068 2010-01-10T22:28:23-05:00

FUCK YOU !!!!!!

urn:uuid:105054 2009-12-14T09:28:53-05:00

U SUCK!

urn:uuid:105053 2009-12-14T09:25:50-05:00

Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!

urn:uuid:105036 2009-11-29T23:26:21-05:00

Me again, with another open letter for YOU, Billy Boy. This is a reminder that Vista still sucks, and get's more suckier by the mother fucking minute. When will you ever learn? IF IT IS NOT BROKEN, DO NOT FIX IT! And if it, then do so! I just created a fucking base beat in LMMS for a melody I was making, and the stupid, piece of shit, fucked up HAL/Kernel/Shell/whatever part caused it throws an error. What the fuck? FUCK YOU!!!!

urn:uuid:105034 2009-11-25T17:46:28-05:00

Fucking rot in hell you bottom feeding dwellers who develop these! Jesus Christ! How many times do I have to hit the fucking 'CLOSE' button on a form before it actually does close? And I don't know, maybe instead of using a platform that trashes your system, MAKE AN OFFLINE VERSION THAT DOESN'T!!!! Jihad on you, Web Based Apps! And while we're at it, DaniWeb, fix your god damn mother fucking bitch of a website, so that it doesn't try to annoy you if you're an unregistered user!

urn:uuid:105033 2009-11-25T15:33:12-05:00

Power Point, I hate you. Your animations are weak and no one wants to see that shit.

urn:uuid:105026 2009-11-08T05:28:21-05:00

Here's a tip on putting an 'i' in front of everything: IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE! Fuck off and die a horrible death! And Apple fanboys: If you don't like my rage, you are free to go kill yourselves too.

urn:uuid:105000 2009-08-23T02:14:40-04:00

Dear Bill Gates, What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE! Signed, Thinking of developing his own O.S. this year.

urn:uuid:104986 2009-08-05T19:32:07-04:00

Jihad on you, you lowbrow, sick bastards! I swear if I notice ONE kilobyte difference in speed I will fucking stalk you and hunt you down! Signed, The guy who will now have to put up with a super-slow under dialup speed until his next bill comes (a month away) or until the ISP rings up and says they made a mistake, if they did.

urn:uuid:104978 2009-07-26T23:03:08-04:00

Fucking fools! Fuck you and the mother fucking COCKS you rode in on! I swear if you break one more thing on that website I will personally pay a visit to you and shove a fat fucking dildo up your ass! Then with you paralysed with pain I will cut off your fucking cock and shove it down your own throat with hot chilli sauce! Fucking assholes! Go and fucking CUT YOURSELVES!!!

urn:uuid:104964 2009-07-13T03:23:05-04:00

Jihad on fucking craigslist. EVERY mother fucker on that site seems to be a cock sucker trying to rip you off. Heaven forbid you use the "find friends or a date" option because your ass will be spammed off the face of the earth. Fuck craigslist and the makers to hell.

urn:uuid:104963 2009-07-13T03:06:54-04:00

Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN IT!!!!

urn:uuid:104959 2009-06-24T23:17:42-04:00

Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!

urn:uuid:104952 2009-06-12T00:17:12-04:00

JIHAD ON YOU!!! Instead of complaining about the inaccuracy of Wikipedia, why not SUGGEST something accurate?? OTHERWISE, SHUT THE **** UP!!!

urn:uuid:104944 2009-05-30T08:10:49-04:00

Jihad on you cock smuggling assholes! I bought a new, cool (And I don't mean cool as in cold), fast HP Pavilion laptop...came home, set it up and now every time I shut down that blasted piece of shit it buzzes and whines like hell! I can't even sleep at night because of the thought of inhaling burnt lithium in my sleep! All I wanted was to have NO LAG or 5 minute wait when playing games or rendering 3D images! GO FUCK YOURSELF HARD, YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, LOW-LIFE MORONS AT HEWLETT PACKARD! YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!

urn:uuid:104884 2009-02-20T22:39:49-05:00

Goddammit! Fucking web filter! Limiting my internet experiences! And you guys who put the fucking thing on these computers! Do you really care if I go on YouTube? NO. So let me watch my videos!!! And then blocking all of the fucking proxies that I use! That's just mean!

urn:uuid:104879 2009-02-17T02:02:54-05:00

Why can't it just work correctly?!?!

urn:uuid:104869 2009-02-06T11:50:35-05:00

Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!

urn:uuid:104866 2009-02-04T17:06:40-05:00

I declare a JIHAD on you and your laziness as a result of which your Xbox 360 still sits broken at home. JIHAD!