2008-12-03T01:58:42-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:104801 2008-09-27T07:53:31-04:00

Quit making videos of me on YouTube with false information! No I do not own 99% of accounts on the web. I do NOT fuck Kangaroos. Also stop whining about Australia. If you don't like it get the hell out!

urn:uuid:104783 2008-08-28T14:10:56-04:00

It is bad for me!

urn:uuid:104778 2008-08-23T08:18:54-04:00

Shut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously, shut the BLOODY HELL up, and stop trying to push shit on to my computer! For heavens sake!

urn:uuid:104772 2008-08-19T03:37:14-04:00

Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.

urn:uuid:104743 2008-07-22T23:34:15-04:00

Just because you can still get on the internet with your extremely sucky IE6. Not only is it nasty to browse with it gives web developers headaches. Have you ever had a truly enjoyable browsing experience? I bet not. Don't live in the past you f'ing morons. Upgrade to a better browse and get rid of Microsoft forever.

urn:uuid:104739 2008-07-15T20:26:13-04:00

These motherfuckers are really pissing me off. They charge people more than they should pay for on their bill, blame every mistake on the computer, and guess what? My piece of donkey shit modem keeps dropping out. Feel free to go wank yourselves, Optus.

urn:uuid:104726 2008-05-28T17:41:05-04:00

Open you smug ass AOL eyes and fucking look at shit before you think your too fucking good and start to waste my time! Seriously You don't seem to understand this but every time you click that damn SPAM button on your email that you Opted to get, I have to manually remove you from the list then write and email to AOL telling them how I have solved this problem and wont allow it to happen in the future. Why don't you just stop talking with your fucking eyes closed and see the "Unsubscribe" Link that is all over the email! Its at the top, its at the bottom, and it says you can unsubscribe right there in the damn Email! And that is why I declare Jihad on you Fuckers!

urn:uuid:104723 2008-05-27T08:11:30-04:00

Being sick of the telestalking machines is not a reason to send chain letters. Please stop sending e-mails regarding the ways to deal with them. If someone wants to get rid of the telestalking calls they can contact the local BBB-like organizations.

urn:uuid:104721 2008-05-25T11:50:48-04:00

my jihad is against the call centres, who ,when they are not trying to annoy the hell out of us with thier insanely infuriating robotic answer phones ..." dial 3 for..." at which point they completely cut you off nd start playing the ' on hold ' music which usually tends to be a quartet of violins which sounds like several cats being strangled, they put you through to a call center in India with thousands of call recievers none of which speak english other than "we are sorry for you waiting...or...we are now going to have to put you on hold (for the thousandth time).." god damm you infuriating people....

urn:uuid:104720 2008-05-21T02:11:34-04:00

I'm sick of presentations sent to me by e-Mail. What makes you, senders, think I care to download those large files you send me? Do you think it's cool? No, it sucks!

urn:uuid:104716 2008-05-19T14:43:44-04:00

Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it

urn:uuid:104692 2008-04-17T23:48:39-04:00

(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go around. Jihad on, suckas! - Skully)I PUT A COMMENT ON THE "JESUS" JIHAD, BUT GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED? IT DIDN'T FUCKING GET POSTED. IDIOTS.

urn:uuid:104684 2008-04-05T15:47:57-04:00

He is a nightmare.

urn:uuid:104681 2008-03-31T02:52:57-04:00

I declare jihad on you, asshole! Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker? Screw you!

urn:uuid:104643 2008-02-29T16:02:03-05:00

Teh Culvars (Leah Culver) brought a big bucket of fail to this years Future of Web Apps Conference. She didn't even teach us mere mortals about the string maths that she's used with such great success on pownce. Shortly after that she took over a panel aimed at developing a web app in 40 minutes and tried to push through her worthless app idea for them to build. Fortunately the other people on the panel had used computer for things other than Barbie dress up games and righted the ship. Blaine Cook from Twitter seemed like a pretty nice guy despite the office constantly calling him with problems. Do they have any other employees? Joseph Smarr from Plaxo spent most of his session about Implementing Open Social explaining cookies to the elders in our crowd and explaining that "hacks" aren't really that big of a threat to the webs. Cocaine is a hell of a drug but did he really have to ask the group if he was right after every statement he made?

urn:uuid:104642 2008-02-29T15:53:36-05:00

What happened during lunch today? I went to Checkers after a morning of fairly interesting presentations and returned to the most brain-numbing drivel this side of the pond. I'm glad I paid for the workshops and came for the whole weekend. If I had come just for this, I'd be seriously pissed.

urn:uuid:104634 2008-02-20T22:55:51-05:00

To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!

urn:uuid:104630 2008-02-12T23:23:48-05:00

What the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without. To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.

urn:uuid:104615 2008-02-01T20:16:38-05:00

It's not cool to put a fucking "i" in front of everything. If I ever see the bastard who created the iMac and the iPod Nano, I'll throttle him.

urn:uuid:104607 2008-01-28T19:18:41-05:00

Don't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area? I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent dead zone around you whenever you turn your cell on. May your earwax clog the speaker and deface your screen. May your batteries run dry one minute after charging. May your cell phone fall into the toilet the next time you use it. May you lose your cell and whoever finds it run up your bill. May your faulty battery explode and burn an extra hole in your ass that leaks forever. May Allah banish you to the deepest level of tech support hell for all eternity.

urn:uuid:104604 2008-01-21T11:58:05-05:00

I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.

urn:uuid:104595 2008-01-13T04:20:08-05:00

You suck, dudes. You suck bigtime. Your fucking bloated software crashed my system. Your software is loaded with adware. And finally, I have to pay for this shit. Stick it up your ass, PopCap.

urn:uuid:104591 2008-01-10T21:12:07-05:00

What a fucking piece of shit. The only feature you have installed is the "CRASH WHENEVER I LIKE" feature. If I do something, you pop up an error message saying ')' expected. WTF is that about? Scratch that, I'm going to use Firefox from now on.

urn:uuid:104590 2008-01-10T19:38:49-05:00

I hereby place an eternal jihad on you in the name of Allah for not using appropriate and understandable text in MSN.

urn:uuid:104585 2008-01-07T01:46:55-05:00

Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. News-fucking-flash: THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX PROBLEMS!