Jihad on You! - Technology2012-02-04T21:07:32-05:00Skullyurn:uuid:HPurn:uuid:1054722011-12-21T00:32:11-05:00I would like to give a good hearty FUCK YOU to HP for providing horse shit support for over 2 years now. Assholes, you can't even tell me which fucking vents on my laptop are for exhaust and intake. Go fuck yourself! I'll build my own PC next time!CrossRefurn:uuid:1054532011-11-24T06:47:54-05:00http://dx.doi.org?
Die CrossRef! Die!This websiteurn:uuid:1054172011-08-03T14:59:58-04:00/facepalmJIRA tasksurn:uuid:1054132011-07-26T15:18:53-04:00On JIRA tasksXcodeurn:uuid:1053482011-06-28T20:49:09-04:00"indexing" freezes my computer.
poor support for c++.
shark is gone.
documentation poor.
"schemes"... nice idea! oh, wait. really, really BAD idea!
Great UI progress.. everything else SUCKS!!!BSNL - WORST TELECOMMUNICATION SERVICE !urn:uuid:1053452011-06-20T07:18:29-04:00BSNL bastards ! Kill those line men especially ! Fat pigs ! cant even fu*k their wives ! Such pathetic assholes !EBay SUCKSurn:uuid:1053172011-05-14T12:15:55-04:00I hate dealing with fucking idiots on eBay, the buyers always get favoritism over the sellers which are the ones who made eBay their BILLIONS. I closed my account because of this but now they said I have to wait 180 days before it officially closes? SON OF A BITCH! I even requested the 3 buyers who didn't pay for their items to accept my cancelation request which free me from the seller fees and they're bitch asses are no longer obligated to pay. Sap suckers. I been a part of this cult since 2006 it was good at first now I loathe the damn thing. I once tried to sell a role play "delivery girl" brown adult costume but UPS said I was infringing the copyright or some BS when it looked nothing like a UPS uniform. They pulled my listing. Bastards they have too many rules and restrictions now and EVERYONE else is in the right but me the mother fucking seller who is just 18 stars shy of a purple one. I hate liars on eBay SUCK it bitch or go put your dick in cement.
WOW... I feel so much better thank you! :)Regional Discriminationurn:uuid:1053082011-04-28T04:49:13-04:00Regional Discrimination is just Bullshit!. Just release anything anywhere in the world at the SAME TIME. Why I get stuff while others dont? and why others get stuff while I CANNOT GET. Movies / Games / Items. Why must people enter some sites while I CANNOT because am not in the same region? Why cant we all be EQUAL? I get stuff, U GET THE SAME. U GET STUFF.. I GET THE SAME!. Everyone Happy!The Anonymous Hack Groupurn:uuid:1053072011-04-23T15:53:02-04:00I wage jihad on you dipshit fuckers. Your concerned with peoples privacy but you raid private servers. FUCKIN ASSHOLES - I HOPE THEY FEDERALLY FUCK YOU GUYS IN THE ASSHOLE FOR FUCKING UP PlayStation Network this weekend. Many citizens are pissed off with your cause right now.Hewlett Packard... againurn:uuid:1052882011-03-10T01:59:54-05:00Fuck you guys up your fucking tight asses.
In an attempt to reseat my wifi card, after taking out a burning hot hard drive and putting it back in, my hard drive is making a click noise. Also, the battery on this FUCKER DIED WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR OF IT'S LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK!!!Tech support forum jerksurn:uuid:1052722011-02-21T17:12:14-05:00When someone's hard drive dies and they lose 500GB of data, the last thing they want to hear is you telling them "well, now you know the importance of backup".
Yes. Now we know the importance of backup. We also know that you are an insufferable douchebag, you cunt.
Shut. The fuck. Up.Windows Updateurn:uuid:1052572011-01-26T03:07:47-05:00Fuck you and your stalling downloads.Andrewurn:uuid:1052522011-01-17T09:06:42-05:00The Aliens are here. I declare Jihad on you!Huawei Technologiesurn:uuid:1052442010-12-30T01:44:09-05:00You people fucking SUCK!!!!
There is no way in hell I will *ever* buy another one of your 3G or 2G products after the faults that keep appearing when I use your products.
I hope Dick Smith refunds this piece of shit, or I'm going to throw it off the Opera house!MegaUpload / Rapidshareurn:uuid:1052092010-10-13T05:45:40-04:00FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!Appleurn:uuid:1051862010-08-13T07:39:25-04:00What a piece of shit OS!Microsoft visual sourcesafeurn:uuid:1051782010-07-09T00:47:49-04:00Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.Trolls on the Internet.urn:uuid:1051692010-06-14T03:55:50-04:00I visit several internet forums in my free time. Smart people, fun to talk to. But what bugs the shit out of me are the grammaticaly challenged pieces of fuck that generally post dumb off topic horse shit that either ticks everyone off or offends people. The internet needs an IQ test that will keep duma fucks from shitting all over the internet communities thinking they're all bad until we force them to ragequit or ban them. I DECLARE JIHAD ON THESE ILLITERATE IN-BRED COCK SUCKING WASTES OF OXYGEN. BP and the Clean Up effortsurn:uuid:1051662010-06-11T01:41:51-04:00I declare jihad on these fucking idiots. Please utilize the nanotechnology to clean this shit up. I am getting sick to my stomach just thinking why the Corps of Engineers didn't get thrown right into hazardous service just like the 17-18 year old troops. There are many scientists around the world that can jump up and do what they say they wanted to do as child, "MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!" Microsoft Outlookurn:uuid:1051592010-05-19T15:22:00-04:00Outlook, damn you and all of your piss poor ass programmers and company. Bastard app of crap, why did you tell me the meeting was tomorrow when it was actually today? You are hated. Facebookurn:uuid:1051362010-04-29T16:42:39-04:00Bloody hell facebook.. You have millions of users and STILL.. you decide that it is ok to let your users with horrible service for your updates or whatever it is that you're doing :@ You also haven't improved your chat which sucks as hell ! Jerks, you also took off the "become a fan" button which everyone was used to and liked ... btw .. FUCK YOU FACEBOOK!YouTube Audioswapurn:uuid:1050952010-03-04T01:20:35-05:00FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?JihadOnYou's Comment Systemurn:uuid:1050922010-03-02T22:06:01-05:00Almost 95% of the time when I try to submit a comment on this site, it takes me two or three attempts to get it to submit. What the fuck is up with this?
I like this website, but Jesus Christ, could you please stop using your Commodore 64 to process comments. It's pissing me off.Vista - Microsoft's OS From Hellurn:uuid:1050882010-02-22T02:13:17-05:00God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!HP Pavilion's Capacitive Stripurn:uuid:1050852010-02-15T00:04:55-05:00Fuck! I want to turn down the sound, not mute it!
Whoever programs this shit needs a kick up the asshole.