2008-12-03T01:55:15-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:104822 2008-11-13T21:11:26-05:00

WOLVES SENT

urn:uuid:104820 2008-11-10T22:50:51-05:00

They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.

urn:uuid:104805 2008-10-03T15:20:28-04:00

I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me instead of asking me time and time again what they can do so I will stay with you? And after all that, I find that I'm still connected to your cable TV. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

urn:uuid:104800 2008-09-26T20:57:23-04:00

Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!

urn:uuid:104792 2008-09-17T00:19:33-04:00

I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!

urn:uuid:104789 2008-09-14T12:03:09-04:00

Comcast Community MODS are biased assholes

urn:uuid:104781 2008-08-26T18:05:20-04:00

I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!

urn:uuid:104756 2008-08-07T01:26:35-04:00

What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect of down syndrome? It's not "batting" when you look like you've just been tasered. Who was responsible for doing her makeup for the commercial? Stevie Wonder? Was it a conscious decision to pick the least sexy person on earth to attempt acting coy while talking about "that certain part of the male body"? Say "cock", whore! Someone get this shit off of my TV, please! The whole commercial is a rotten, greasy, wax-paper-wrapped fillet of FAIL and this bitch is the salmonella.

urn:uuid:104755 2008-08-06T04:28:52-04:00

U ARSEHOLES U LEAVE ME WITHOUT INTERNET AN TV FOR 2 DAYS AND WHEN IT DOES WORK IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT 30 MINS OR IT IS AS SLOW AS DIAL UP LISTEN RICHARD BRANSON FUCK OFF U LITTLE NAZI BASTARD

urn:uuid:104754 2008-08-06T04:27:14-04:00

YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT U CAN GO TO HELL AND I HOPE U GET BLOW UP MY A SUICIDE BOMBER JUST FUCK OFF U HAVE NO FRIENDS JUST THE COMPUTER U STICK UR TINY DICK INTO U FUCK FACE

urn:uuid:104753 2008-08-06T04:24:47-04:00

VISTA IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT CANT DO ANYTHIGN RIGHT I HAVE ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING U USELESS MONEY GRABBING PIECES OF SHIT

urn:uuid:104737 2008-07-07T01:33:31-04:00

To all the human resource people in Genpact that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet / irritating vendors that they have that oh-so-very urgent requirement. For god sake at least set up an auto response. Nobody would want to work for your crappy company anyway! You keep bullshitting about that 1 billion dollar turn over. Ask the people who work for you how they achieve it. Go lick pussy all day long of those corporate stalwarts and they'll stuff you with money. Thats the only way you dick heads know to survive don't you. The man upstairs must be pissin on you every fucking day. So swallow gaylords!

urn:uuid:104732 2008-06-16T16:24:15-04:00

May you trip down a flight of stairs, a VERY long flight of stairs, into a tub of glass shards (face first) and you bleed out until you're dead Dead DEAD!

urn:uuid:104719 2008-05-20T15:57:37-04:00

For not listening, being a mumbler, stealing my pencils, stealing my fleece, offending Paul with your racial remarks, and for an incorrect top 10. Jihad on you!

urn:uuid:104698 2008-04-28T07:46:00-04:00

i declare joad on morrissons because they employ retards and close to early. and r to expensive and accuse you of stealing

urn:uuid:104688 2008-04-09T08:07:49-04:00

I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.

urn:uuid:104680 2008-03-29T14:05:34-04:00

I hereby declare Jihad on the cowards threatening LiveLeak Staff, who are so cowardly they cannot even show their faces!

urn:uuid:104677 2008-03-25T06:38:34-04:00

I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!

urn:uuid:104671 2008-03-16T21:07:21-04:00

"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!" Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived "surprise". Pooey. I had plans for that house.

urn:uuid:104658 2008-03-11T10:37:32-04:00

Another month goes by and I can't make my mortgage payment. How pathetic is it that I'm sitting here reading up on defaulting and voluntary foreclosure?

urn:uuid:104651 2008-03-10T15:45:02-04:00

This is for making and my wife of five hours sit outside the terminal and watch our ship set sail us on board...all because YOU screwed up, lost our reservations and sold our suite to someone else. Because of your incompetent asses, we spent our honeymoon in a seedy hotel in South Beach trying to learn Spanish so we could get some room service. I don't want a voucher. I don't want a refund. I want my goddamned honeymoon.

urn:uuid:104619 2008-02-06T11:53:17-05:00

Your poker wins are nothing more than an uncanny run of good luck!

urn:uuid:104601 2008-01-18T20:51:29-05:00

Shame on you, Microsoft!

urn:uuid:104597 2008-01-14T01:21:33-05:00

After downloading from green sites that should have being rated red, I got loads of spyware on my system. What's the deal, yo? McAfee are such wankers.

urn:uuid:104589 2008-01-10T13:47:34-05:00

You dress like a Jew, ohh yes you do! Don't lie, my boy, I know you do! So are...you a Jew?