2010-03-12T06:06:40-05:00 Skully urn:uuid: urn:uuid:105060 2009-12-31T10:25:17-05:00

Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars more…

urn:uuid:105038 2009-12-04T10:45:16-05:00

I jihad UUUUUUUU

urn:uuid:105030 2009-11-15T14:59:55-05:00

iTunes is a complete piece of shit! If your lucky and its not crashing on you because your not on mac then its screwing up your music by adding multiples of everything you own and adding spaces to one name then thinking because theirs a space its a different artist. Fuck You Apple!

urn:uuid:105029 2009-11-12T06:14:42-05:00

may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector

urn:uuid:105016 2009-09-29T08:54:41-04:00

I hate you... i want to strip you naked hang you upside down and sprinkle red peper flakes all on your asshole so it burns (haa haa haa haaa torture!)

urn:uuid:104968 2009-07-20T08:53:41-04:00

Your stupid policies on authorising FAMILY MEMBERS to collect postal articles should earn you a real JIHAD. Death to all old-fashioned policy-makers!!

urn:uuid:104949 2009-06-08T20:26:39-04:00

youre such an arrogant pig, i bet you started swine flu!

urn:uuid:104948 2009-06-04T22:43:21-04:00

Close your legs, close your fucking legs, Close your door, you fithy fucking whore, Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut, Stop being such a fucking slut. Your lips are spread on a disco stick, You slut, you make me fucking sick, To the bone, to the gut, Oh fuck, I just threw up.

urn:uuid:104903 2009-04-10T17:47:39-04:00

U Suck

urn:uuid:104894 2009-03-21T10:49:28-04:00

FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^

urn:uuid:104891 2009-03-13T06:11:03-04:00

For being a complete dick!!!! I declare a Jihad on you. Grow UP!

urn:uuid:104878 2009-02-16T23:52:18-05:00

bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated i mean Oh my fucking god ; GET A JOB

urn:uuid:104853 2009-01-23T22:32:10-05:00

You mofos took all this TARP money and spent it on your own bonuses and lavish offices. Where is the liquidity in the market? The US government should go after you crooks and seize all your assets. And if you don't like it, flee the country and don't ever come back.

urn:uuid:104848 2009-01-18T04:44:34-05:00

STOP! Look around, what the fuck are you doing? Are you just going to work in the service industry all of your life? Quite getting depressed and fat and half-ass content with your tv and your hard-earned blackberry and check out your own oppressed state! Find something to live for! Help your fellow man! Don't be a service zombie!

urn:uuid:104822 2008-11-13T21:11:26-05:00

WOLVES SENT

urn:uuid:104820 2008-11-10T22:50:51-05:00

They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.

urn:uuid:104805 2008-10-03T15:20:28-04:00

I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me instead of asking me time and time again what they can do so I will stay with you? And after all that, I find that I'm still connected to your cable TV. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

urn:uuid:104800 2008-09-26T20:57:23-04:00

Hey ASSHOLE. Still scratching with the chickens? C'mon down here to Jamaica and help me with these bitches. They are fucking my brains out. I really need some of your Viagra to keep up like you do. Man, you should see the goosebumps on these broads when they come out of the water, naked too!

urn:uuid:104792 2008-09-17T00:19:33-04:00

I'm so fk'n sic of these Insurance companies being bailed out with MY FKN tax dollars. Quit GD investing in Junk Bonds and other shitty investments!!! And, then when crap hits the FAN - Maybe, you'll actually have some $$ left over. STUPID FKRS!!!!

urn:uuid:104789 2008-09-14T12:03:09-04:00

Comcast Community MODS are biased assholes

urn:uuid:104781 2008-08-26T18:05:20-04:00

I declare the jihad of injured defense and loss by three goals or more to Buffalo!!

urn:uuid:104756 2008-08-07T01:26:35-04:00

What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect of down syndrome? It's not "batting" when you look like you've just been tasered. Who was responsible for doing her makeup for the commercial? Stevie Wonder? Was it a conscious decision to pick the least sexy person on earth to attempt acting coy while talking about "that certain part of the male body"? Say "cock", whore! Someone get this shit off of my TV, please! The whole commercial is a rotten, greasy, wax-paper-wrapped fillet of FAIL and this bitch is the salmonella.

urn:uuid:104755 2008-08-06T04:28:52-04:00

U ARSEHOLES U LEAVE ME WITHOUT INTERNET AN TV FOR 2 DAYS AND WHEN IT DOES WORK IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT 30 MINS OR IT IS AS SLOW AS DIAL UP LISTEN RICHARD BRANSON FUCK OFF U LITTLE NAZI BASTARD

urn:uuid:104754 2008-08-06T04:27:14-04:00

YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT U CAN GO TO HELL AND I HOPE U GET BLOW UP MY A SUICIDE BOMBER JUST FUCK OFF U HAVE NO FRIENDS JUST THE COMPUTER U STICK UR TINY DICK INTO U FUCK FACE

urn:uuid:104753 2008-08-06T04:24:47-04:00

VISTA IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT CANT DO ANYTHIGN RIGHT I HAVE ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING U USELESS MONEY GRABBING PIECES OF SHIT