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Find out more | Contact infoI hope you've gotten what you deserve! No matter how much you pretend to be a successful woman, let's remember your failures:
* You could never make your father love you.
* You told me your husband was surfing gay porn and his c#*$ tasted like latex.
* You stayed in the marriage 20 years so you could get half his military pension.
* You constantly tried to trick every husband within arms reach into liking you best. (BTW, my husband and I are STILL married at 22 years... guess you failed on that one, didn't you bitch.)
* Your website where you posted your "artistic" nude pictures of yourself was insecure vanity, not art.
* You don't REALLY look like Kelly McGillis.
* Your ex-husband looks quite happy in his wedding picture with his new bride.
* You weren't that great of a writer... even I was published before you. You couldn't stand that, could you!
* You bought a salad at a supermarket and took it to an Officer's wives club meeting in your own bowl to pretend like you made it. How pathetic!
* You didn't have an orgasm until you were 23. Or was it that you didn't know how to play with yourself? Either way, sad, sad, sad.
Oh.. and that gap between your teeth? Attractive on Madonna, on you... just plain ugly. Why do you think your daughter wanted to fix hers?
Shame you couldn't have been honest about meeting my husband at the hotel when you came out to visit me. He at least had the balls to ask for forgiveness. You still haven't.
Declared by You know who I am on Saturday, October 6, 2007
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You. Go. Girl.
By Skully on Saturday, October 6, 2007 at 4:31pm
You pwned that girl hard.
By Dan on Saturday, October 6, 2007 at 5:15pm
She deserves to be shit-kicked...but the first one isn't her fault, no matter how much of an evil two-faced bitch she is.
By Hrmm on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 3:50am
My Cum has a wonderful vanilla taste, want some? ;)
By BIGDICK on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 6:17am
My Cum has a wonderful vanilla taste, want some? ;)
By BIGDICK on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 6:17am
How would you know that..
By mixand on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 9:01am