A jihad against Hummer drivers

Hummer drivers

So you got a big truck... BIG FRIGGIN WHUP!! What the hell are you overcompensating for!!

Listen to me. LISTEN!! Hang up your phone, take your damn bumperstickers off (unless its a Kerry/Edwards, those are somehow satisfying) and LISTEN!! Just b/c you have a big truck does not mean that i will ever, EVER respect you. You and your 4'0" self can take you gas guzzleing POS and drive it off a cliff. (This does not apply to the drivers of Humvees- you are usually pretty cool remnents of the 60's or one of those really scary former special ops guys)
Declared by Rust Bucket drivers on Sunday, February 10, 2008