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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSure, talk to me when nobody is around and then, as soon as someone 'better' comes along, tell me to 'shut up' and to 'stop being selfish' when I say anything!
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Declared by Matt on Thursday, August 7, 2008
When your children lend good advice, don't disregard it simply because they're your children. Being older doesn't make you smarter, it just means your closer to the age where it's time to start wearing diapers once more. Jihad!!!
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Declared by Allah's disciple on Wednesday, July 16, 2008
It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!
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Declared by Frustrated owner on Friday, May 16, 2008
Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
You taught me so much and brought me so far. I can't imagine what my life would have been like without you in it - you were my life. I am as whole and strong as I am today only because of you.
I swear that your death was not my idea, even though I was there and I agreed to it. Please understand that it...
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Declared by Angry on Monday, March 10, 2008
You're a piece of shit and you eat all the ham. PS, stop watching me sleep. It's creepy.
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Declared by Drew on Monday, January 14, 2008
I'm goinj ta kill ya bastered! Ur fckin dead! Say ur fckin good byes to every1 ya no, cause ur goin ta do a houdini!
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Declared by sgt death on Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.
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Declared by David Clausen on Thursday, December 6, 2007
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Black Flag of Islam on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Pavel on Monday, October 29, 2007
Muhaha, allah, und so
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Declared by Wp-Rächer on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
I HATE U DAMN FAT OLD BITCH!
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Declared by Ferro on Monday, October 22, 2007
Dumme Hure
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Declared by Sven on Monday, October 22, 2007
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
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Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I'm waging Jihad against you because you are an INFIDEL!!!
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Declared by Ibrahim abu Noa on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
For calling me during Judge Judy to win my affection.
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Declared by One any only ZigZag on Monday, October 15, 2007
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007