Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Mistr Pavel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Irritating Tan Li Ching
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 8, 2015
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014
test patterns repeat
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Declared by Scott on Wednesday, February 28, 2018
I have been patient with you long enough. You can fix the air vents, the fire alarms, and the carpet when I move out. Today, I am warning you, stay the hell out of my room! That skull is on the doorknob for a reason! Your time would be better spent fixing the damn internet!
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Declared by Territorial Evil Bitch on Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Jihad to Mike Abundo for being an asshole and maniac and big liar. Mike Abundo for being a fake, a thief, a user, and being gay. JIHAD TO MIKE ABUNDO!
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Declared by chua on Monday, October 8, 2007
Got slammed in the back by some random SOB. Can't stand mass transit.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Congratulations the jihadists have now declared religious war on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Psalm 4:2
How long will you people turn my glory into shame? How long will you love delusions and seek false gods ?
Psalm 10:3
He boasts about the cravings of his heart; he blesses the greedy and reviles the LORD.
CHARACTER » OF THE WICKED Boastful (Psalms 10:3;49:6)
Deuteronomy 8:2
Remember...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 23, 2011
You’re an asshole. Maybe you could lighten up and be nicer. You offer no good criticism and you are an incredibly horrendous tester. Don’t get so angry while people are driving. They just want to get on with their lives and not listen to your attitude problem. Treat them like a human being and stop...
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Declared by cara on Thursday, July 30, 2009
I would go on and on about how only dumbshits fall for fake check scams or how people who try to get dumbasses to cash their fraudulent checks and counterfeit moneyorders are all evil and immoral and how karma's gonna come after them. But no... I'm going to come after you with a submachine oozie and shoot...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Don't come 'round here no more.
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Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER TOO.
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Declared by K.S on Thursday, October 14, 2010
Just because they're not furry doesn't mean you get to treat them like crap.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 1, 2011
For telling a pack of lies
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Declared by YOUR ENEMY on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Diminish your vital signs until they are nor perceivable.
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Declared by Me on Monday, October 8, 2007
For not doing her job properly
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Declared by Richard on Monday, December 12, 2011
you fucking suck people. I don't give a shit that jack was hitting on rachel last night at the bar. I don't give a shit that you hate your fucking job. i don't give a shit that you think your sad little life is so important that the whole fucking world should heard your pathetically trivial conversation....
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Declared by a fucking hater on Monday, October 8, 2007
http://www.vampirefreaks.com/Thorpheus
Alright you little cunt face you got me banned because of your lying faggot(I pity gays that this guy is gay)ass! I hope your crackwhore mother gets AIDS! I hope you get AIDS after you suck your Daddy's fat prick and I hope you suffer and die alone you fucking butt...
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Declared by Greg on Thursday, August 20, 2015
I really can't stand most people I talk to from Ohio.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007