Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFuck you guys up your fucking tight asses.
In an attempt to reseat my wifi card, after taking out a burning hot hard drive and putting it back in, my hard drive is making a click noise. Also, the battery on this FUCKER DIED WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR OF IT'S LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, March 10, 2011
iTunes updates - why is it that I have to download the entire application every time Apple updates iTunes? It's called incremental updates! Get a fucking clue and stop forcing me to download 50 megs to listen to a fucking song.
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Declared by dumpster on Monday, October 8, 2007
Piss on your no creativity, no programming or fixing, and dumb enough to buy M.S.'s operating systems while their still in Beta Form. Buy a HP while your at it, with a AMD in it! Get smart people. JTG
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Declared by jeffthegeek on Friday, May 16, 2014
Anyone who declares a holy war against the best computer in the world should be punished. JIHAD ON YOUBEEYATCH!!
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Declared by Annonymous on Monday, December 14, 2009
Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it
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Declared by Paul on Monday, May 19, 2008
U SUCK!
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Declared by ;oaksvhoqie8hg8y on Monday, December 14, 2009
Myślisz, że lepiej programujesz w php odemnie?
Tak?
Bo to prawda ;d
Zabije Cię
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 27, 2007
My broadband has been down for over a month now, you fuckers. Yes, i've disconnected all the cables and rebooted the modem. Yes, i've checked the microfilter. Yes, i've waited for you to do a line test four times now. Yes, I think you're all totally fucking incompetent.
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Declared by Bandrew Mcloud on Friday, October 12, 2007
You fuckers deserve to die of piles. You peddle your shite games to unsuspecting punters who pay good money expecting a product that works only to find that it's just utter, utter dog shit.
You hide behind forums and helpdesk systems knowing that there's no way a normal person can understand what the fuck...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
/facepalm
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Just because you can still get on the internet with your extremely sucky IE6. Not only is it nasty to browse with it gives web developers headaches. Have you ever had a truly enjoyable browsing experience? I bet not. Don't live in the past you f'ing morons. Upgrade to a better browse and get rid of...
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Declared by Firefox lover on Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Why can't the iPhone be launched simultaneously worldwide? Would save Apple and others a whole lotta trouble. Darfed stupid, if you ask me.
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Declared by AK on Monday, October 8, 2007
I visit several internet forums in my free time. Smart people, fun to talk to. But what bugs the shit out of me are the grammaticaly challenged pieces of fuck that generally post dumb off topic horse shit that either ticks everyone off or offends people. The internet needs an IQ test that will keep duma...
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Declared by Dead Frontier Player on Monday, June 14, 2010
Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 9, 2010
Don't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent...
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Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
FUCK!!!! If waiting sucks so much, why do you make me wait.
FUCKERS LIKE YOU WHO RUN THIS SITE PISS ME OFF!!!
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Declared by Not a RapidPro User on Wednesday, October 13, 2010
I declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
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Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
After arguing with you ASSHOLES for too many emails and phone calls, fuck you....Ultimate does not let you pick drivers for cool aftermarket video cards and such. Windows 8 sucks too. Quit selling America Beta versions of your shitty operating systems until they run correctly. Lying, scamming, creeps.
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
"Do no evil" - yeah right. You smug cunts do nothing but sit there with all the cards making our life a fucking misery with your flowery "we're all cool geeks and you're a capitalist pig" bull shit. You're worth more money than is sensible but you do fuck all useful with it.
Why has no-one asked about...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007