Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThat crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Sends the worst newsletters ever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're always so busy when anyone else needs something - writing that bullshit email, cleaning your desk, picking a wedgie from your 200lb ass. (I just threw up in my mouth a little) All I want is the phone number for the Human Resources office, but you're too busy. "Come back tomorrow!" I've got an idea,...
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Declared by FUKWURK on Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Hey dickhead. What gives? Still scratching your balls with my hundred dollar bills.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 19, 2008
Finger weg von meinem Arbeitsplatz!
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Declared by Feliks on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop harassing my girlfriend!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
hes the smarmiest slimiest mutherfucking bastard cunt faced moose fisting jamrag licking twat bag wankstain dick wad ball bag arse licking cunt ever, if you ever speak to me like that ever again i will set you fucking house on fire
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 7, 2010
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
These damn moths have invaded our building and are everywhere... further more a 'moth expert' is now telling us this should last for 7-10 days!!!
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Declared by Hodge on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident
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Declared by Al on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
"And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for God. But if they desist, then let there be no hostility except against wrongdoers. (The Noble Quran 2:193)"
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Declared by Matthews on Monday, May 10, 2010
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
You continue to operate even though they took your house and you have several investigations against your company, including the IRS - why don't you pay off people you owe - including my company and go away - stop scamming resellers thinking your are legit - when anyone runs a background check they will see...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
I am Steven Coltart, the CEO of programmer.net and owner of many unmoderated forums such as Bad Harvest and Jihad on You.
A particular employee of mine, SaraAdmin, has been continually disrespecting me. She has posted several rants about me on this site and is disobeying the ADMINISTRATIVE CODE. As such,...
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Declared by SteveAdmin on Sunday, January 20, 2013
do some work and make a sale you loser!!!!
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Declared by your boss on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU LIED TO ME. Your damn cheater. I HATE YOU. :((((
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Declared by BrokenHEARTS on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Working the night shift is perhaps the worst thing behind only death by ninja. Maybe. Die, Third shift, Die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
for keeping the PSDs a mess !!!!
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Declared by oron on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010