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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou have made me feel good about myself, only to crush my dreams. You are a mean, mean man!! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU!!!!
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Declared by Aaron on Thursday, October 11, 2007
this jihad is for you because you are moaning that you can not go to Monaco
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Fuck the work! Fuck the collegues! Fuck the seniors and juniors! Who else?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Two geebees rrram?!
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Declared by Masked naked attacker on Monday, October 8, 2007
YOU invited us to do a residency in your 'space' but we can't fucking work because your underpaid slaves sorry household help keep tidying our shit away and turning off the hot water in prep for your weekly fiestas for your tight-faced cougar gal-pals to celebrate oh, i don't know, nightfall. it's 10am on a...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 25, 2014
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. I hope you drink antifreeze. I hate you. You come to work, you pretend you know what you're doing and all you do is talk on your phone and play on facebook while everyone else is busting their ass doing all the work. You are a powermad loser who has to...
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Declared by Had Enough on Tuesday, January 14, 2014
You will burn in Allah's hell for your crimes against humanity!!!
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Declared by Pakesh on Wednesday, February 25, 2009
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're snotty in the office and its getting worse. Damn you, you workplace infidel. I'm putting a jihad on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
How great is this website?
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Declared by Johnson on Thursday, May 28, 2015
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
May your beer be infested with the fleas of 10,000 camels.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
You annoying son of a bitch? You think you can boss around when the manager is away? You think that by sucking his cock all the time you are qualified to manage our work
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Declared by ? on Thursday, June 28, 2018
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007
You psycho ass motherfucker! You are going to run this company into the ground! You couldn't manage to get yourself out of a wet paper sack, how and the hell do you expect to manage your employees? You act like we are friends to our faces, but yet you talk about everyone of us behind our backs. That is why I...
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Declared by Indecon Employees on Monday, October 8, 2007