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Find out more | Contact infoPANDAN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare a holy war on Johnnie's car insurance company for being incompetent pricks. See how they like that, eh?
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
WHY YOU DO THIS
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?
I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't...
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Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You do mockup like my ass!
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Declared by Jihad on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Jihad to Scott Countryman of mobius.ph for being racist! "We are not white enough!" so no promotions for you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you jewish assholes, suck a dick
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 26, 2018
I am the big bossy ass
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Declared by Ton-Ton on Friday, March 8, 2013
i declare joad on morrissons because they employ retards and close to early. and r to expensive and accuse you of stealing
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 28, 2008
This is for making and my wife of five hours sit outside the terminal and watch our ship set sail us on board...all because YOU screwed up, lost our reservations and sold our suite to someone else. Because of your incompetent asses, we spent our honeymoon in a seedy hotel in South Beach trying to learn...
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Declared by Alan Sedgewick on Monday, March 10, 2008
They are rip off artists, with incompetent customer service.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 10, 2008
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
Destroy SmartDataHQ
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Strike the infidels that inhabit consumer support. Their service is a blasphemy before Allah. Obviously, evolution is not working here.
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Declared by Anonymous Victim/Martyr on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
FOR NOT GIVING ME GUM!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 6, 2011
I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.
Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and...
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Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on Torres, for signing for a team he’s far too good for and in the process dragging them far higher than they deserve to be, thus upsetting the natural order of the universe.
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Declared by Wenger's son on Wednesday, April 9, 2008
By the will of allah, may the goats of the feild devour your nuts that you may bare no more children
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Declared by nathan on Thursday, November 1, 2007