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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor the rape and pillage of monther earth and all her natural resources. You do the devil's work my son and some day the devil will come calling. Brace yourself!
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Declared by Mother Earth on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Allah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Wer Kompost verkauft, gehört in die Hölle gebombt
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Declared by Malte on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare a jihad! Ronald, this must finally end!
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Declared by Jihad Taha on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
You have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
Heathrow 'Express', I jihad you with your own shitty slow wireless while I sit waiting to move the last 100 fucking metres into Paddington and while five slow trains pass us. You fucks
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 12, 2010
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
for being a lazy ass through this fasting month!!!
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Declared by Princr Seeva on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
iTunes is a complete piece of shit! If your lucky and its not crashing on you because your not on mac then its screwing up your music by adding multiples of everything you own and adding spaces to one name then thinking because theirs a space its a different artist. Fuck You Apple!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 15, 2009
Crack Cocaine is a killer! makes people go Mad!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
A Jihad on you for crumby arabic television and providing it to the goyim
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Declared by Abu Nassar on Thursday, June 20, 2013
Your food is to unhealthy! I know a person called dhor, he is addicted to mcdonalds and teamboxes! He eat like 3 times mcdonalds a day!
JIHAD ON YOU MCDONALDS
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Declared by dhors health consulent on Saturday, May 18, 2013
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars more…
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Messin with my paper!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 24, 2007
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU RUNESCAPER !
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Declared by Elmi on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
You ripped me off.... your website is a threat to our community and all the businesses in it. Now you will suffer the full force of the Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012