Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor having the most inconveniently designed bus timetable I have ever encountered, and for axing certain routes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy war on this god forsaken municipal government of ours.
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Declared by elmolino on Saturday, October 13, 2007
You have no idea what it means to fuck up ur car business!....next time i`ll make ur car into a suecide car bomb, you anti iraqi capitalist bastard!
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Declared by Muhamad Goldstock El-Sharif on Monday, October 8, 2007
If I was a dude I would tell yall to suck my dick BITCH then tell your scheming gossiping no good miserable ass muthafuckas to hop off my dick skeet skeet on you hoes now thats your only warning shot besides the other 100's of cum stains on your lips. Suckadick ruin your lips on a dude after you hop off...
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Declared by youknowwhoyouare on Saturday, August 6, 2011
You have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
I welcome the work, but it would really be nice to be paid for previous work before you slap all these ridic demands on new work. Yes, you always paid in the past, but if you want quality and in a rush and you know I am pulling all nighters to do your shit, pay me!!!
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Declared by Angry web developer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This bud is trying to sue Techcrunch for 150.000 because Google indexed a picture of a clown taken by a clowness who happens to be a client, linking to a TechCrunch page with a comment where this picture was...
Never mind. Developing story:...
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Declared by Wim Heitinga on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Jihad on Australian ISP's. You provide horrid plans with horrid speed. Jihad on you (especially optus) for creating bullshit plans. 20gb for $99 a month? get fucked
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Crack Cocaine is a killer! makes people go Mad!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey Alex,
FYI there is a holy war on your ass now. This is for being the GAYEST person alive and not apologizing to god and your parents every day for being so gay. Jihad upon you.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Declared by Mohamed on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Your poker wins are nothing more than an uncanny run of good luck!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
I declare a jihad! Ronald, this must finally end!
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Declared by Jihad Taha on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
for being a lazy ass through this fasting month!!!
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Declared by Princr Seeva on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You are so crappy you never have the things that i need and you charge me way too much for your stupid merchandise. Jihad on you Foo!
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Declared by Student on Thursday, November 29, 2007
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Allah commands me to ask the Ayatollahs to grant my jihad against all those "Apple Fanboys" who would negatively rate my earlier jihad against Steve Jobs for "excessive emotional duress" I had to endure trying to get his inferior product installed and working correctly. Praise Allah-Death To Infidels!
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Declared by Mullah Omar on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Jihad on Jen, for betraying the way of Nature for a few dollars moreā¦
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Declared by Daniel on Thursday, December 31, 2009
"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!"
Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived...
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Declared by Jackie on Sunday, March 16, 2008
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007