Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYour food is to unhealthy! I know a person called dhor, he is addicted to mcdonalds and teamboxes! He eat like 3 times mcdonalds a day!
JIHAD ON YOU MCDONALDS
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Declared by dhors health consulent on Saturday, May 18, 2013
i'm going to let two of your tyres down. then i'm going to burn your decking. then i'm going to paint your surfboards with tar. then i'm going to kick dents in that gokart in your front yard. yeah.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
i love babis ! Go find your corner n play your guitar ! Stop studying !
hahah
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Declared by Darren on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I wish death upon your web site!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Bomb the shit out of israel,they are the children of Satan
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Comcast Community MODS are biased assholes
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 14, 2008
Down with marketing!
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Declared by ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
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Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Damn you Bose, for confusing uninformed lazy consumers with disposable income into buying your disgustingly overpriced home audio products. Damn you to hell...
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
Going on strike - delaying iPhone shipments into the UK by a week or more
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
incompetence shall not be tolerated
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 7, 2007
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008
STOP! Look around, what the fuck are you doing? Are you just going to work in the service industry all of your life? Quite getting depressed and fat and half-ass content with your tv and your hard-earned blackberry and check out your own oppressed state! Find something to live for! Help your fellow man!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 18, 2009
For doing the monkey-boy dance and for being the worst CEO in history.
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Declared by M$oftie on Monday, October 8, 2007
Strike the infidels that inhabit consumer support. Their service is a blasphemy before Allah. Obviously, evolution is not working here.
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Declared by Anonymous Victim/Martyr on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Durka Durka Durka ... Muhummad ... Jihad!
This is for Fat Tony, and he deserves a Jihad due to his lack of "Fat" and his name not even remotly being Tony...
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Declared by MH... on Monday, October 8, 2007
Bloody shitty place to work. At the till, I have to ask if someone wants a cake with their coffee. They've just walked past the cakes and pastries (or stood next to them while waiting in a never-ending queue). If the customer wanted a cake they would ASK for it!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007