Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSTOP! Look around, what the fuck are you doing? Are you just going to work in the service industry all of your life? Quite getting depressed and fat and half-ass content with your tv and your hard-earned blackberry and check out your own oppressed state! Find something to live for! Help your fellow man!...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 18, 2009
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
Continue reading»
Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
G.K. Chesterton is a tool! Woody Allen quotes are where it's at!
Continue reading»
Declared by Jonny on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your stupid policies on authorising FAMILY MEMBERS to collect postal articles should earn you a real JIHAD. Death to all old-fashioned policy-makers!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Your once faithful customer on Monday, July 20, 2009
You guys call yourselves Internet Service Providers, you guys are a bunch of dumb shits! Your service sucks, it doesn't work even HALF the time and its slow as hell!
Continue reading»
Declared by Bell Hater on Thursday, October 11, 2007
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
Continue reading»
Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
For doing the monkey-boy dance and for being the worst CEO in history.
Continue reading»
Declared by M$oftie on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hereby declare Jihad on the cowards threatening LiveLeak Staff, who are so cowardly they cannot even show their faces!
Continue reading»
Declared by Richy Dong on Saturday, March 29, 2008
FUCK THIS SHIT.
Continue reading»
Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008
Need I say more?
Continue reading»
Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Your food is to unhealthy! I know a person called dhor, he is addicted to mcdonalds and teamboxes! He eat like 3 times mcdonalds a day!
JIHAD ON YOU MCDONALDS
Continue reading»
Declared by dhors health consulent on Saturday, May 18, 2013
Strike the infidels that inhabit consumer support. Their service is a blasphemy before Allah. Obviously, evolution is not working here.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous Victim/Martyr on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
may allah bless those who fight against the inflidel, parking al-inspector
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 12, 2009
Sorry man but you had it coming. Derka Derkastan
Continue reading»
Declared by Nick Vaughn on Saturday, May 28, 2011
Damn you Bose, for confusing uninformed lazy consumers with disposable income into buying your disgustingly overpriced home audio products. Damn you to hell...
Continue reading»
Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
Down with marketing!
Continue reading»
Declared by ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring jihad on tstt for giving me 12+ years of bad dialup (my phoneline currently cut)
Continue reading»
Declared by Mr 56k on Monday, October 8, 2007
Really-really bad service
Continue reading»
Declared by Lior on Monday, October 8, 2007
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
Continue reading»
Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009