Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIs it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
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	Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Son of B*tch man! It's like the F*cken universe justed wanted to test me this entire week. Not only do I have the typical BS in school to deal with but also stereotypes that have been crammed down my throat once again! Also one of my friends is pissing me off again! She's a great friend in the long run but...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 28, 2011
n00b
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	Declared by Ben on Monday, October 8, 2007
You and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
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	Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
He is so jihadded! I DECLARE A HOLY WAR! JIHAD ON YOU ASADULLAH!
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	Declared by Peking Jihad on Thursday, May 16, 2013
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
Dear Balatarin, I declare a holy war on you because of troubles,bugs and frustrations the users have encountered lately.
 May God save you from hell !
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	Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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	Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
Your days are numbered. This is just the beginning!
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	Declared by Daniel on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Marafakah! I keel u =O
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	Declared by http://www.youtube.com/user/IRAQIWARLORD on Thursday, August 13, 2009
Agarra que é ladrão!
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	Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 1, 2009
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
 
 Hurrah!
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	Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Kill this subject maths.
 ban it from this beautiful world of ours....
 it doesnt deserve to be here...
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	Declared by Anupam on Wednesday, December 5, 2007
I declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your...
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	Declared by Anita on Monday, August 4, 2008
=)
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	Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Fucking faggot!
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	Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 10, 2010
Why the fuck are you paying so much for a mutt? You can get a normal mutt at a pound! These dogs don't even all come out looking the same, it's so ridiculous. You people who buy these overpriced mutts, go suck curly fuzzy dog balls.
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	Declared by Manda on Friday, August 29, 2008
I hate this show. Not only does it show an hour of close-ups of sweating, jiggling flesh- it runs overtime every episode by 15-20 minutes!!! Who would want to go on the show anyways!? "Yeah, sure I'll go on it. Who wouldn't want to exercise their lazy ass to the point of a breakdown on national television...
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	Declared by Fat Alberto on Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Christ they are ripping people off with their organic glycerine soaps I bought from highland soaps.
 
 Their stuff is shite so Jihad on them!!
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	Declared by The Undead on Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Why do people talk to me about stuff I don't care about? Am I just too nice of a person to tell them to fuck off. If I am saying "Yeah", "Right", "Uh-huh" it's because I don't have anything to say and I couldn't care less about your problems. Chances are I just want to get off the phone and stab myself in...
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	Declared by Ted on Thursday, September 20, 2007