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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDude, My friend just showed up to hang out, when you dropped by to show off your new car. "Oh, hey come grab some food with me in my new car!" you said. I declined, because I'd just eaten. Our mutual friend did not. "We'll be right back." does not mean 2 hours later.
Of all the things I could have done, I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 19, 2009
I hate the lazy son of a bitch slob, who f*ckn preenz himself but can't lift his bony arse to clean the flat half the time or water the plants or even wash the dishes. Why? Cause he spends all his time on facebook and skype chatting to some American girl he has yet to meet and whom (he thinks) will lovingly...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24, 2010
You have ruined my life long enough, you evil son of a bitch. In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly annihilated, Inshallah.
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Declared by Weishaupt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You're a jealous sanctimonious patronising insecure self righteous unforgiving grudge holding cock face! Nobody actually likes you, you're a know it all that can't see your fucking nose when it's on your face! You don't understand when you've done wrong, I can't b you have the ordacity to say that I'm...
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Declared by Bonsai on Wednesday, September 28, 2011
IM SO BORED!!!!!!
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Declared by bored on Sunday, July 24, 2011
This creepy-looking, flabby German guy was smirking and ridiculing me on the bus on Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks, CA (within Los Angeles). I have no idea why. I was just quietly sitting there, and he mad mocking faces at me. At least I'm not flabby and out of shape. And he was setting a bad example for...
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Declared by anonymous lady on Wednesday, July 11, 2018
I hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
why did i do it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
For publishing a demagogue's answer to my comment, but not publishing my response to that demagogues insults. Do you really think I should take crap from them just becuase I said that someone can recover from tuberculosis? Why's that, just becuase I responded to that article with something other than...
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Declared by X on Thursday, August 23, 2012
One person i want to beat in life is someone who used to be friends with but not anymore. For a number of reasons. I dont like him nor trust him. He's a backstabber. Talks badly about other people. Cant handle good things happening to other people. Etc. When he started getting interviews, i was genuinely...
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Declared by sdfd on Sunday, June 5, 2011
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
God, hasn't anyone ever told you to quit being such a heinous fucking cunt?! You are a disgrace to anyone with a vagina, you bitch so much. CHILL THE FUCK OUT, life's too short to be a horrible person to everyone in the world.
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Declared by Customer Service on Thursday, October 20, 2011
jesus chris WHY AM I LIKE THIS im a fatass whiny annoying stupid bitch. can i shut up ONCE amd not bother others with my own damn problems. fucking attention hungry dumbass.
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Declared by dumb on Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Friend #1: The self serving asshole. You used me for my car. Got somewhere to go mommy won't take you? You'd just call me up and ask to hang out, then say you'd want to go over to that place, and, being the gullible nice guy that I am, took you there on my own expense and nodded like a moron when you said...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 31, 2012
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're a lying cheat, a big fake, and your entire religion is based off bullshit.
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Declared by Jesus on Monday, October 8, 2007
Boring!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 4, 2008
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009
Fuck off. Stop bitching about that joke. Do you even know what the heck a joke is? Gosh, grow up! Don't be such a stupid freak.
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Declared by cjsn on Tuesday, September 21, 2010