Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoLiked this dood that i like new since were both like kids . A littl ewhile ago had a dance found it in my self to ask him he said yea . I told him about me liking him and he just looked at me like i have four eyes . Like what the fuck, he didn't know don't know what it took for me as a girl to say that. Then...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 15, 2014
lalalal
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Declared by Clara on Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Jihad on you and your twin and your family. Infidel!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 29, 2009
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 31, 2012
You ruin everything! I swear you guys are so fat and obese that your mother was dissapointed. I hope you guys all die of a nuclear attack from north korea, and than receive a hurricane. and than all the black people of your nation can solve it by shooting people and eating fucking fried chicken. like BRUH...
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Declared by SOME RANDOM ANGRY GUY on Friday, May 22, 2015
no more of your unearthly tunes please!
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Declared by devil boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Saaaala U.P. ka hai, phir bhi isse B.C. ka matlab nahi pataaa
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Declared by Rakesh Juyal on Monday, October 15, 2007
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
Since you are such a sanctimonious jerkface promoting your own preferences at other people, including you fucking taste for music. There's one thing I can do to get back at you. I'll put up my New Wave collection... a genre you always hate... on high volume during the day when you plan to sleep after your...
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Declared by Mad but Glad on Wednesday, February 22, 2017
to all people who walk seven abreast along London streets in rush hour - I jihad yo ass
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Declared by suds on Monday, October 8, 2007
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Somebody PLEASE explain to me, how the FUCK does one open these god damn things. I've just about peeled the skin on one of my hands doing so.
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Declared by You on Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Hey. Im kind of bored. If you were on that old site....please give me more goss. Especially about the people that are kind of new in my life. I dont need to know about old people from my undergrad that are long gone. But I would like to know about what the relatively new people in my life are talking about....
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Declared by fgsff srewrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
I declare the holy war on the inner tempation that makes you skip your workout and just hang out on the sofa.
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Declared by PlayersPrayers on Friday, October 19, 2007
May Allah send thousands of lightning bolts to zap the self-serving know-it-all SEC Fanbois who troll sports comments sections everywhere - especially Yahoo Sports!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 22, 2011
Sippy Cups,
You have defiled the true and organic name of Slick's Fantasy Football League. You robotic and algorithmic tendencies and impartiality have destroyed any vestige of honor that has blessed this Fantasy league institution.
On behalf of all 11 owners with financial support the the Inventor...
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Declared by Lone Wizards on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Randy you are a worthless neighbor. For over two years you have been a real pain in the butt. So I am declaring Jihad on you until you move away.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, October 8, 2007
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
Radio personality Dennis Prager is a phony, because you can never get through to his official number: (877) 243-7776. This number is permanently busy 24/7. This proves Dennis Prager is a con artist phony.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 28, 2017