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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAfter giving me the WORST acrylic "black" tips that I have ever had for my senior prom, and making me bleed without apology, you took $5 out of my wallet when I wasn't planning on tipping your sorry ass in the first place.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 1, 2010
For publishing a demagogue's answer to my comment, but not publishing my response to that demagogues insults. Do you really think I should take crap from them just becuase I said that someone can recover from tuberculosis? Why's that, just becuase I responded to that article with something other than...
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Declared by X on Thursday, August 23, 2012
Stop cheating customers by hiding the rot of some fruits inside the plastic boxes, that only display the parts that look good.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 25, 2014
Ahahahaha I just wanted to put a jihad on you. Love!
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Declared by Edd 'straight' Mills on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have ruined my life long enough, you evil son of a bitch. In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly annihilated, Inshallah.
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Declared by Weishaupt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
You're just another Tumblr social justice warrior jerk, because you made the idiotic comment that "literally all Americans hate" the U.S. educational system. How do you know that - did you actually interview and conduct a survey with literally all Americans in order to determine this? Somehow, I doubt very...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, July 4, 2015
Oh, come on! She's an airhead and a total nitwit with no brains, because she posted a ridiculous video on her social media page about some pretentious, pompous British guy saying that his little six year-old daughter gave an hour-long lecture about "smashing the patriarchy" and some other trash about how...
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Declared by No PC trash on Monday, September 4, 2017
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 31, 2012
I declare a jihad on you!
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
You are so jihadded! Dhor loves mcdonalds, why save him from it?! You are wasting my time! DHOR BELONG IN MCDONALDS!
JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Dhors mcdonalds helper on Sunday, May 19, 2013
I hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
IM SO BORED!!!!!!
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Declared by bored on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
This fucking slut whore came into a group of people and was passed around like a cheap dildo at a batchlorette party. one should not be such a druged out slut.she upset and poisoned the very people who cared about her.this whore went back to Alaska where she will probably overdose in front of her...
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Declared by villas on Monday, August 20, 2012
Friend #1: The self serving asshole. You used me for my car. Got somewhere to go mommy won't take you? You'd just call me up and ask to hang out, then say you'd want to go over to that place, and, being the gullible nice guy that I am, took you there on my own expense and nodded like a moron when you said...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011
She's become a left-wing, politically correct fanatic, constantly yelling that she hates white people even though she herself is white. She says she hates her fellow white people so much, she wants to avoid them all. What about her child, who's also white? She's totally loony. She parses every sentence you...
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Tip: Not everyone writes in god damn small letters, so giving people who write in 'normal' size letters god damn small boxes to write in IS FUCKING PATHETIC!!!!
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Declared by FUCK Web Based Applications on Saturday, November 28, 2009