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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhen someone's hard drive dies and they lose 500GB of data, the last thing they want to hear is you telling them "well, now you know the importance of backup".
Yes. Now we know the importance of backup. We also know that you are an insufferable douchebag, you cunt.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 21, 2011
Why do we have to work when there are DAMN blazing fires right near here and the office is practically filled with smoke!!
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Declared by Alfred on Thursday, October 25, 2007
I am starting to see just how fake some people can be!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Jihad on Pigtale for badmouthing....infact foulmouthing (accompanied by 5 F#$%ing days of unbrushed teeth) the Proph in his blog.
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Declared by Pigtale on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
that the french lick the balls of the english and pay for their un all black ness
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Declared by kiterpilot on Monday, October 8, 2007
you stupid bitch. you're such a lying hypocrite you believe your own incredibly inane bullshit. congratulations. you're 40, guys won't come near you with a 10 foot pole, you have one friend, and most people just think you're sad. PEOPLE PITY YOU! so stop fucking judging everyone, get a grip and LIVE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
I'd rather have a pitch-fork in my eyes while they hang out of their sockets than sit and watch through this shit movie. Not only is the poofter between each "story" a retarded dipshit, but obviously can't afford a 2$ hooker to vent his sexual frustrations. Anyone involved in this movie can go fuck...
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Declared by Yo Momma on Thursday, April 15, 2010
Penis in
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 30, 2010
You are a pompous ass who is holding this country hostage for your own personal gain and to make a selfish, childish point. May your testicles wither so that no one but you be forced to bear the shame of the violence you seek to do to this country.
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Declared by Heather on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Why Do You Paint By Number? You Bastard and Pevert! I asw a Booger on One of Your Paintings!!!!
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Declared by Forlorn Cougar You Won't Bang. on Saturday, February 23, 2013
You are the biggest whore ever, and everyone knows it but you. You would literally have sex with anyone, even my friends, just because you feel like it, without any regard for my feelings. You use people for alcohol and sex. Honestly, you are nowhere near as pretty as you think you are and will never achieve...
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Declared by Ray on Friday, March 25, 2011
I love him & idgaf if you think hes a jerk, stupid, a loser, or any of ur nonsense crap! i told you how i felt about him, and u friggin LAUGHED IN MY FACE about it. thank go in a few months i'll never see you fake, annoying beotches again! ...too bad i wont see *him* either. go girls, go sit in a hole 'till...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Jaidin? wth he doesn't even like you so get over him, he and Ikanau are perfect
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Declared by BITCH#1 on Saturday, July 14, 2012
Did u get this
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017
Your pack of shrewd yet sadistic trolls inspires torpidity-inducing rage on an order that I have never experienced before. I am canceling my plans for the weekend and launching an online campaign to dismantle your evil empire one disgruntled serf at a time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 4, 2011
What the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect...
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Declared by Gary on Thursday, August 7, 2008
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
What is your problem dude? You had the opportunity to hang with an amazing guy, and you blew it by deciding to get fucked up drunk with your friends!
I hope your friends will keep you company in rehab...and I hope that you eventually figure out that you're nowhere near as good looking as you think you are.
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Declared by Marc on Sunday, October 7, 2007
WIND UP THE SYSTEM OF PRIESTS NUNS and mullahs
US gene pioneer Craig Venter created the first artificial life , saturday 6-10-2007
Some 3.6 billion years ago. a tiny living cell emerged from the dust of the Earth. It replicated itself, and its progeny replicated themselves, and so on, with genetic...
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Declared by n.krishna on Monday, October 8, 2007
FOR MAKING US NOT ABLE TO SEE HARRY POTTER! JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Nana Emi Castle on Wednesday, July 22, 2009