Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMay you trip down a flight of stairs, a VERY long flight of stairs, into a tub of glass shards (face first) and you bleed out until you're dead Dead DEAD!
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Declared by You know Who I am on Monday, June 16, 2008
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017
You're corndog-based nastiness has gone too far! I'm declaring Jihad against you and your deepfried beliefs.
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Declared by Capt. Jihad on Monday, October 8, 2007
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
I hate you... i want to strip you naked hang you upside down and sprinkle red peper flakes all on your asshole so it burns (haa haa haa haaa torture!)
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Declared by ticket guy on Tuesday, September 29, 2009
WORK = NO
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Declared by Bodge on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stupid looking little cars that sneak up on you and try to silently run you over...
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Declared by Mark G on Monday, October 8, 2007
The New World Order is decadent!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 4, 2007
food at hillel
dp for vp
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Declared by ilana on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Striped tables are visual junk. They steal from emphasis that you could provide with shaded rows. Striped rows suggest something special about them, but they aren't special. Prisoners wear stripes so you see them. Why do you want to put your table in prison with the other ugly striped tables? Set it free:...
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Declared by ben on Tuesday, January 13, 2009
For being so primitive and fascist!!
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Declared by on Monday, October 8, 2007
THIS IS JIHAD! We want a re-count!
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Declared by TeamboxEmmelie on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
there is no one i hate more than this fucking girl. you figure that when you are positive that this one person is pure evil, then you would stay away. but no. somehow i became good friends with this cunt sent straight for hell and she continuously is a raging bitch. there is not a thing she loves more than a...
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Declared by female in bitch mode on Sunday, March 23, 2014
You motherfucking cunt. You think you're the boss? No. We're all in this fucking thing together. If you didn't fucking notice, I left the group. Good luck fixing your mistake this time you fucking asshole
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Declared by ~You fucking know who. on Thursday, June 28, 2012
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
For takin over the world
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 25, 2007
I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to...
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Declared by Jeramie Konduri on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
that the french lick the balls of the english and pay for their un all black ness
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Declared by kiterpilot on Monday, October 8, 2007
I call jihad on you only because you have declared it on all of us. Weren't able to go revel in the hole in the ground at Ground Zero, were you, candyass?
You think I don't know you plan to nuke my ass here in D.C. just as soon as you have one working that you can smuggle in? Well F*** you and the camel...
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Declared by Mighty Mighty G-Man on Monday, September 24, 2007
gives us too much work to do over half term and it's actually pissing me off.
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Declared by gracieeeee on Thursday, October 25, 2007