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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJIHAD ON YOU, YOU WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PIECE OF SHIT!
I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN THREE TIMES IN A ROW YOU UN-AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT!
NOT ALL OF THE TROOPS ARE SOCIOPATHS! I DARE YOU TO SAY WHAT YOU SIAD TO THE FACE OF ONE OF THE TROOPS! GO AHEAD BIG MAN, YOU'RE SO OTUGH AIN'T YA?
YEAH I...
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Declared by mEAN on Saturday, August 11, 2012
We were really good friends and I wanted to take it further and you broke my heart and laughed in my face in front of your friends. No, we can't still be friends, asshole. You're ugly as shit, on the outside and, as it turns out, on the inside, too, so good luck finding someone else who's interested. You...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Do you realise I don't like you?
Do you not realise I don't want to listen to your over-the-top loud voice?
Do you not understand that when I sit here, and pretend I'm listening to music soo loud that I can't hear you, it means "GO AWAY!".
The fact you want cheats, and you want cheats for a certain...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For being overly insensitive and not knowing when it's just a JOKE
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare Jihad on all pickpockets and thieves especially SM Makati Ayala Center Makati
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Declared by pissedoff! on Thursday, September 25, 2008
Jihad on you, Erik Taylor for all the lies you tell. The majority of what comes out of your mouth is a lie.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 18, 2010
I'm so dumb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
I'm tired of the bullshit! I'm tired of not knowing whose my friend and whose my enemy! Im sick and tired of wondering whether someone is fucking with me or being serious! Im fucking tired of being laughed at behind my back! Im justabout up to my mouth in this fucking bullshit! The only reason I even go to...
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Declared by Jeramie Konduri on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Dear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look...
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Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
The streets will flow with the blood of bad online mapping program developers, and then perhaps they'll endure a mild to moderate wedgie. Alah willing.
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Declared by Scott Hoffman on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
You are so crappy you never have the things that i need and you charge me way too much for your stupid merchandise. Jihad on you Foo!
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Declared by Student on Thursday, November 29, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU! I loved you and now you have a boyfriend? Thanks for ruining my life.
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Declared by Crazy-Stalker-Chick on Friday, August 7, 2009
Did you know that DP looks down on people... literally?
Is that the kind of person you want as your next vice president?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 2, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for no reason other than the fact that I am in a bad mood today.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
When someone's hard drive dies and they lose 500GB of data, the last thing they want to hear is you telling them "well, now you know the importance of backup".
Yes. Now we know the importance of backup. We also know that you are an insufferable douchebag, you cunt.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 21, 2011
Why do all hipsters like Adele? They're overexposing it to the point where it's becoming annoying.
"Oh, it's sooooooooo deeeep!"
"Omg, it's so sad!"
Seriously? I know a lot of hipsters and they listen to it like pretentious little dweebs.
Hipster: "Oh, I used to like Adele,"
Like what......
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Declared by Rolling in the deep shit on Friday, June 10, 2011
I. HATE. YOU. When I married you, you were what I thought I deserved at the time. You are a rude, selfish, control freak and you hate EVERYONE. Only artists can get away with such behavior. You, my cellmate, are no such thing. I work, take care of our home, our child, and I take classes so I can get a better...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, August 15, 2010
I found out that you have finally shown your true colors, and all that admiration you gave me back in school were nothing but pretense. Just remember that I have been true to you all those years, I never flirt with anyone, never took up vices, all because that I love you and would go the distance for you....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 5, 2014