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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
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Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Do I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Thanks for nothing! I just heard you're paying for Clint's school - great! Where was this generosity when I was working two jobs and trying to keep a full-time schedule so I could stay in law school? What happened to "It'll mean more if you do it on your own"?
Oh right, how could I forget? I was dating...
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Declared by Your loving son, Eric on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Richard Figueroa wants $150 BILLION THOUSANDS DOLLORZ.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
For being a man. You are fucking nuts. Women should have the right to vote you asshole. YOU ARE A FUCKING 'WOMAN'! All liberals do not come from the devil and are liars... You are a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in hell.
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Declared by S.M. on Friday, October 5, 2007
I declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
Their fucking Site chip-india.com, is like a Jail in India, their managment sucks, we forum member do not get basic facilities, most members registered are fake. The Site design sux, the Admin is an A$$hole !
Small small changes takes ages, the forum is full of Bugs, our all efforts put into gaining...
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Declared by Marco on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Fuck you with your css hacks, fuck your DOM support, fuck your ActiveX, fuck your CSS3 support, fuck your events, fuck your compatibility. MSIE makes me sick. It really does.
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Declared by Angry web developers on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
When way up ahead you see that two lanes turn into one DO NOT slam on your brakes and try to get over immediately. Drive to the end of your lane and then its one car from each lane. Its called MERGING! So if I drive to the merge point and get ahead of you don't honk your horn at me because your an idiot...
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Declared by Left Coast on Friday, November 2, 2007
For being a dirty bastard who has violated the United States Constitutiion, drained the American people of money for the unholy war you are responsible for. You bastard! Go to hell!
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Declared by The People on Monday, October 8, 2007
religious bigots fuck off
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For being an overbearing asshole. I asked a simple, serious question and expected some intelligent, thoughtful, maybe even helpful answers from the community. When I saw that a "Platinum Member" had responded, I thought my troubles were over.
But no...you just attacked the semantics of my question -...
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Declared by Bad mood on Friday, May 16, 2008
It's bad enough you that you yahoos think that a copy of MS Publisher makes you a designer, but you also think that Comic Sans is appropriate for anything other than the most retarded informal uses, too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
you married a guy for less than 48 hours, and we forgave you. then you married a deadbeat idiot, and we forgave you. and then you flashed your vajayjay to the paparazzi and yet again we forgave you and forgave you and forgave you
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Declared by A to the Strid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Your phone call tonight didnt make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe it was your fast squeaky ramblings about how "I totally dont like this one girl cuz she totally didnt talk as fast or as much as me. O-M-G!".. sure, blame it on the 2 cups of coffee you had 9 hours ago, or that every five minutes you...
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Declared by Jakob on Monday, October 1, 2007
For pretending to compete with everyone in the world producing software or hardware without being able to invent anything new.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You bought an iPhone because it was made by Apple and now are mad because Apple has decided that there arn't any more people buying their phones so they drop the price. What are you mad about? You already bought a phone that can't do much and over paid for it, and now you people are just publicly laughing...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007