Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis guy is the biggest d-bag I have EVER met. Continually he has moved up the political ladder after one abysmal failure after another. He used church money to buy porn, attempted 2 affairs, treated staff horribly, fired good staff, framed innocents, and turned churches in on themselves. Let me tell you...
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Declared by Eric on Friday, August 15, 2008
It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!
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Declared by Frustrated owner on Friday, May 16, 2008
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
MCDONALDS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF. THEIR CHIPS ARE NOTHING BUT OIL IN POTATO SKIN. MCFATTY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. STAFF DON'T GIVE YOU THE SMALLEST PIECE OF RESPECT. FUCK MCDONALDS.
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Declared by McFucker on Thursday, December 6, 2007
YOU A FUCKING IDIOT.
HOW COME YO ASS IS ALMOS 17 YEARS OLD AND ITS 12:30 AM OUR MAMA IS STILL AT THE OFFICE DOING YOUR SCHOOLWORK BECAUSE YOU WERE SLEEPING ALL DAY LONG AND YOU FORGOT, SO NOW YOU PLAYING Ps3 AND SHE STILL STUCK THERE FOR YOUR FAULT AND YOU AINT THE LEAST EMBARRASSED?
You aint got no...
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Declared by lil bitch ass nigga on Friday, October 10, 2014
You are a real ass for spamming whichever site you access on the net. Like, don't you even have anything better to do? Is that all you do every fucking day?? Right from JustRage, I'm Mad As Hell, Bad Harvest, My Shit Job and this site, all of them are infested with your vomit. GTFO man, seriously. Oh, and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 30, 2013
stop ripping off clients and burning out good people or you will suffer death by drowning in camel spit
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
If it's RED, it means STOP. If no one is coming, it still means STOP. As in I'm not moving till it goes GREEN. If your ass was in a hurry, you should have left the house earlier, you dick.
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Declared by Juan Carlo on Friday, September 28, 2007
Fuck the NSA and those that work in it!! Nosey spying Bitches!!!
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Declared by The Anti-NSA infidel on Monday, August 19, 2013
Vive les suisse-allemands, il faut torturer la rasse des romands!
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Declared by Master Yoda on Thursday, October 18, 2007
They will take fees for anything you do on your account. They will upgrade your account to "premier" without clearly disclosing the fact that being a "premier" implies that you'll be paying higher fees. And their fucken customer support will drive you fucking CRAZY!!!
In 3 words: DON'T USE PAYPAL
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Declared by fuck paypal on Tuesday, December 4, 2007
you sobs are just takin money for providin no facilities
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Declared by undertaker on Monday, December 17, 2007
This site is a colossal waste of technology. Really, is this what web 2.0 has become. Disconnect my broadband today.
Jihad on you, jihadonyou.com
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Declared by Andy on Monday, October 8, 2007
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
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Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
WELL! Everyone at my school is basically a chav and I am jihading everyone who thinks they're better than everyone else, everyone conceited and big-headed and arrogant and uncaring, people who cheat on you, the RAIN, people who are going to festivals this year 'cause i cant, people who get everything......
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Declared by Me on Wednesday, April 30, 2008
A jihad on you for abandoning your children and going out on the piss with your mates.
A jihad on you for your pornographic courtship of the press and the obscene campaign you have continued to run and for playing the public like fucking idiots.
A jihad on you for making British parents look bad all...
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Declared by Philomena on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
vincent e martz called fulton county pa child services on his sisters children and brothers and families vincent caused the martzs bad situations with the county child services
By Anonymous August 04, 2014 at 01:35 PM
martz defense
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The scenes vincent e martz-egor created was at chambersburg...
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Declared by martz on Thursday, October 13, 2016
Declaramos la guerra al manuel basicamente porque nos da la gana
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You bought an iPhone because it was made by Apple and now are mad because Apple has decided that there arn't any more people buying their phones so they drop the price. What are you mad about? You already bought a phone that can't do much and over paid for it, and now you people are just publicly laughing...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007