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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI COL JIHAD ON YOU INFIDAL IMMA BURN YO HOUSE STRANGER !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
MCDONALDS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF. THEIR CHIPS ARE NOTHING BUT OIL IN POTATO SKIN. MCFATTY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. STAFF DON'T GIVE YOU THE SMALLEST PIECE OF RESPECT. FUCK MCDONALDS.
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Declared by McFucker on Thursday, December 6, 2007
I declare a holy war on religion - you've discriminated and caused suffering for way to long!!! I'm putting an end to your deceitful ways!
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Declared by joe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
How is it women assume they can drive whilst looking at the passenger, usually with a car load of kids in the back.
To stop this jihad simply focus on the task in hand, and not whats happening in your favorite soap, or whos copping off with someone else.
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Declared by Mad Mulla Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Your an idiot
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Declared by Alex2 on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate the gadgets they are making. Eberything is lacking something. Why don't they make a gadget that can do what a computer and a phone do for the price of a portable gaming console like the DS? Imagine, a gadget that's a mobile phone, a pocket pc, a game console and a media player that's small, light...
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Declared by Max Fischer on Monday, October 8, 2007
fucking german USK!!
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Declared by germanuncutlover on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
For pretending to compete with everyone in the world producing software or hardware without being able to invent anything new.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
This site is a colossal waste of technology. Really, is this what web 2.0 has become. Disconnect my broadband today.
Jihad on you, jihadonyou.com
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Declared by Andy on Monday, October 8, 2007
You fucking idiot, you need to do some of your own work and stop bothering everyone else. We have our own work to do you assclown
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
Fuck you with your css hacks, fuck your DOM support, fuck your ActiveX, fuck your CSS3 support, fuck your events, fuck your compatibility. MSIE makes me sick. It really does.
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Declared by Angry web developers on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop referring me to other services to which I should register. Let me download immediately!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 6, 2017
we are angry students.we are angry because our teachers are very weird peoples.Realy weird peoples.Realy Realy Realy weird peoples.I think that is a reason to start a jihad on them.
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Declared by taylan on Thursday, June 12, 2008
Give us our CA results you filthy infidel swine!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 28, 2012
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
hockey sucks!! enough with the stars and GD marty turco. he is gay, just like you.
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Declared by Brian on Monday, October 8, 2007
Everybody who have used Australia's biggest Telco/ISP will have a bad story to tell, my god theres whole sites dedicated to hating on Telstra... I OFFICIALLY DECLARE A JIHAD ON THOSE FILTHY INFIDELS!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 1, 2007
It looks like crap, makes me feel sick and it just condones people to express themselves in idiot ways!
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Declared by Mark Zuckerberg on Monday, October 8, 2007
WELL! Everyone at my school is basically a chav and I am jihading everyone who thinks they're better than everyone else, everyone conceited and big-headed and arrogant and uncaring, people who cheat on you, the RAIN, people who are going to festivals this year 'cause i cant, people who get everything......
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Declared by Me on Wednesday, April 30, 2008