Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDo I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
I hereby declare the unholiest of holy jihads on the dead remnants of Mrs. Thode. May the gate to hell open on her former estate and devour all new infidels who dare linving on these unholy grounds!
Thank you bitches!
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Declared by Guardian of the demonic key on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Thanks for nothing! I just heard you're paying for Clint's school - great! Where was this generosity when I was working two jobs and trying to keep a full-time schedule so I could stay in law school? What happened to "It'll mean more if you do it on your own"?
Oh right, how could I forget? I was dating...
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Declared by Your loving son, Eric on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Richard Figueroa wants $150 BILLION THOUSANDS DOLLORZ.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Seriously man, what the fuck?!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 8, 2008
For being a man. You are fucking nuts. Women should have the right to vote you asshole. YOU ARE A FUCKING 'WOMAN'! All liberals do not come from the devil and are liars... You are a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in hell.
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Declared by S.M. on Friday, October 5, 2007
I declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
The Zune is terrible.
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Declared by Alah Akmadad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
That crappy peace of code steals me my Sunday Night. Why should a programm make any sense? Why should have Macromedia placed the features where someone would look for them? Hope Adobe kills that crap and rebuilds it from the scratch.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Damn your technology!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on you, you annoying bitch! Go suck some 3-foot, 400-pound weirdo! Oh wait...you are!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
It looks like crap, makes me feel sick and it just condones people to express themselves in idiot ways!
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Declared by Mark Zuckerberg on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck you for what you have done to the world. Your legions of sheep mimicking the others with ridiculous beliefs . I'd like to stick XENU's emeter so far up your ass, the belief system you started becomes a thing of the past.
there will come a day when you and what you have done will be forgotten....
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Declared by everyone in Clearwater, FL. on Sunday, October 7, 2007
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
For being a dirty bastard who has violated the United States Constitutiion, drained the American people of money for the unholy war you are responsible for. You bastard! Go to hell!
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Declared by The People on Monday, October 8, 2007
It's bad enough you that you yahoos think that a copy of MS Publisher makes you a designer, but you also think that Comic Sans is appropriate for anything other than the most retarded informal uses, too!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Matt you are the gayest human being I have ever come into contact with. Homosexuality emanates from your very core, and I hate everything about you. You are GAY GAY GAY. Fatwa on Matt Ball.
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Declared by Jake on Monday, October 8, 2007
I HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
Vive les suisse-allemands, il faut torturer la rasse des romands!
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Declared by Master Yoda on Thursday, October 18, 2007