Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhen I got my Playstation 2, I was the most excited kid in the world. Sadly, it was shortlived when I unwrapped my first-ever game, Grand Theft Auto (Somali). I had payed $30 to watch a couple of negros with guns push eachother around in wheelbarrows. I was pissed off.. Damn you, Sony and your iron fist of...
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Declared by larry on Saturday, October 6, 2007
I'm gonna put a jihad on you because you haven't mentioned Moggy enough lately, and it's this that has let the team down, urself down and more importantly Moggy down herself!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2008
I jihad UUUUUUUU
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Declared by JIhad al Mulvaney on Friday, December 4, 2009
Go back to the province where you belong, you compulsive lying asshole! You are giving this city a big service if you do. Seriously! There's enough jolog rats over here in Metro Manila who lacks social graces, dishonest, corrupt, and compulsively breaking the rules so they could "improve themselves" for...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Wednesday, December 14, 2016
How are you just going to leave "the love of your life" here without you? It hurts. It really sucks. Like I love you man. Why you gotta do this?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, May 19, 2016
is this how this workds
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Declared by janlouw on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
I hate you. You worthless piece of crap. You get nothing right. It can't be that difficult to send some fricking mail. You must be run by idiots. I HATE YOU.
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Declared by Hate on Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Spheres are superior. There will be no debate. Those with edges shall be wiped from existence.
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Declared by The Sphere on Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Hey. Enjoy my ex, I dumped her for a reason. But you've been spreading lies about me, when I have some REAL dirt on you. You're telling people that my ex cheated on me with you? WITH YOU? That's a fucking riot, seeing as you're a slimy cunt who tells people about his piss fetish and sodomizing himself with...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 2, 2016
How dare you kick my dog you sweaty fat bastard and then proceed to take a shite on my lawn. Preposterous!
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Declared by Joe Paparroni on Saturday, December 19, 2015
It's bad enough you woke me up at 1 in the fucking morning but you have the gall to keep me up for 30 consecutive GODdamn minutes. I cannot describe how many unseemly things I want to do to you. It would be slow, painful. Like melting you over some computer wreckage to make you feel at home. Maybe you'd like...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 15, 2017
She just called and asked if she can come by and pick up her stuff. Should I have told her that I threw it all away the day she left? Probably.
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Declared by Damian on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
Hmm, its funny that you have to give me a sermon not to interfere to say my opinion what's best for your son because you said "I should be a parent first to understand". That may be fair. ..but you and your wife don't wash the dishes after you eat (I do, and I wash both of yours as well.), and you don't go...
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Declared by Other sibling on Saturday, February 18, 2017
Aryans are zhe superior race all ozher races have no right to exist! Death to zhe inferior jew subhumans! death to bolshevism and ozher vorthless subhuman nations! meine sturmtropen vill march through moscow before zhis day is done! ve shall triumph und exterminate all zhe puny subhumans! glory to zhe reich!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
Fuck off. Just fuck off. Really. I don't care. I said no once. Indeed, I said no a hundred times but you aren't listening.
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Declared by Bandrew McLoud on Monday, October 8, 2007
You stupid ADD sack of shit. You will never amount to anything if you can't effing retain the simplest bits of information someone tells you. You are a shitty accountant and won't ever amount to to anything except a total loser. Please die so you don't keep breathing air the rest of us can put to better use.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Your a whore filled with nasty ass shit you kant, going around fucking every guy in pom city you nasty hoe your are a public toilet scum bitch you said it yourself
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Declared by it's me bitch! on Sunday, February 5, 2017
Fucking hell i cant fucking deal with his shit anymore i'm sick of it this a few days ago she acted all friendly and shit and all of a sudden she fucking ignores me like i'm nothing.
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Declared by FUUUUUCK on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
FUCK YOU CUNT YOURE GONNA BURN AT THE END OF MY STICK YOU FUCK
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 6, 2017