Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDear fucking asshole who happens to be my boss,
FUCK YOU. You are the worst fucking boss I've ever had. Never have I had so many put-downs by one person. You're supposed to manage me and mold me into a better employee. Instead, you belittle me and make me feel like shit each week.
FUCK YOU! I declare...
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Declared by Heather on Tuesday, January 15, 2013
I don't know if they're bisexual polar bears or bipolar regular bears. Fuck these things Just tell me if you like fucking both, or if you're happy and pissed you fuckers
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Declared by Regular Bear on Thursday, March 23, 2017
I declare absolute destruction of evil on you. You got a preview with the "twins" and your house falling into the ocean. You are the most miserable beast and your day will come. You are a disgusting beastly awful non-human being and you will pay for your crimes.
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Declared by Be afraid on Wednesday, December 10, 2014
After all these years of you messing with me, I hope you appreciate that I am fighting back...but you didn't count on the fact that I fight dirty, did ya?
You thought you were so clever for so long, but who was wearing the clever trousers THAT day, huh?
I will keep fucking with your headspace until you...
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Declared by The Attitude Adjuster on Saturday, January 28, 2017
What the fuck is the deal! Why do you ignore me like I don't exist when I am sitting right fucking next to you? Why the fuck can't you listen even though it is your own fault that things are so fucked up for you! FUCK YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, EGO-FUCKING BITCH!!!!
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Declared by Jee Had on Monday, February 9, 2009
U are all immature assholes who go around telling people straight in the face that theyre ""ugly"". Just so you know,youre not particularly ""good looking"" either so i suggest u sit ur fucking ass down. The world doesnt need attention thirsty people like u who give unwanted and judgemental opinions on other...
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Declared by the one u call ugly on Tuesday, September 3, 2013
You are thieves. Plain and simple.
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Declared by Disgruntled Client on Wednesday, May 17, 2017
"No-one has ever been sacked for buying HP Printers" the Canon Sales Rep.
So let's go and get a Panasonic because we are thrill seekers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Declared by Over_It on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Gawd-danmit! Will get all 5 of your followers online to shut the hell up? We get it. They like you. It's even a little creepy how much they like you. But no amount of shouting from their parent's basements is going to convince the majority of Americans to vote for you.
Does the system suck? You bet....
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Declared by Kick The Donkey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
ever had a friend who brags bullshits and talks as if s/he knows every fucking element and atoms on earth? we, people that surrounds her, are so fcking with her. my shit can comprehend every lies she says.
me: my father collects cars from gasoline stations-- i think we've collected more than 20?
her:...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 24, 2017
I hereby declare war on all crappy mobile browsers who can't render css pages properly.
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Declared by Grumpy Mobile Web Designer on Monday, October 8, 2007
The jerks at Stormfront make it impossible to register. They have a Captcha system in which you’re supposed to complete a picture they’ve provided, but it’s physically impossible to do so. How stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
These politically correct social justice warriors have gone too far, by bullying The Gap into apologizing for a print ad, in which a taller white little girl is leaning her arm on the top of a shorter black girl’s head. These PC schmucks are claiming this ad is racist. What bullcrap. They obviously have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 7, 2016
You stuck up third wave feminist harpie!
You know fucking well the office rules says that flash drives are not to be inserted in office computers, so why did you do it? And why do you think I should be responsible for your reckless decision? I told you my flash drive is clean, but I DID NOT SAY YOU HAVE TO...
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Declared by You suck and you know it on Sunday, April 30, 2017
I call for the violent death of the infedel who believes not in sane process or the divine power of business intelligence.
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Declared by Kelly Berger on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Son of a bitch pig faced dirty little pack rat!! Stop rolling your God damn bogies and flicking them around the ENTIRE house!! Pick your crusty cheese infested socks off the floor, bin your filthy skid marked boxers, or better yet, wipe your arse on toilet roll!!!! Fucking animal bastard pig!! I should slap...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
You have erotomania, you stalker creep. Erotomania is a mental illness in which a psycho stalker delusionally thinks he's having a romantic relationship with either a casual acquaintance or a stranger. You're not in a relationship with me, you psycho stalker, and you never were. Three non-sexual dates is not...
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Declared by anonymous on Monday, July 20, 2015
You don't give me job, you burn
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Declared by Hampton on Thursday, July 28, 2016
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate all my friends, cos of their stupid idea of getting drunk on mondey, I lost my voice..I cant only speak loud but i missed a date with my babe too. Damn you bastards. Never ever on monday.
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Declared by Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007