Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI love English. It's the one subject I never needed to give any effort in.
Today, I noticed Apple changed their definition of what fascism/fascist meant. Now, being a person who is a bit of a bibliophile, I OWN SEVERAL DICTIONARIES. No, Apple, you might fool many of your sheeple users, and maybe some people...
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Declared by Starflower on Sunday, October 29, 2017
religious bigots fuck off
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Aryans are zhe superior race all ozher races have no right to exist! Death to zhe inferior jew subhumans! death to bolshevism and ozher vorthless subhuman nations! meine sturmtropen vill march through moscow before zhis day is done! ve shall triumph und exterminate all zhe puny subhumans! glory to zhe reich!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
U are all immature assholes who go around telling people straight in the face that theyre ""ugly"". Just so you know,youre not particularly ""good looking"" either so i suggest u sit ur fucking ass down. The world doesnt need attention thirsty people like u who give unwanted and judgemental opinions on other...
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Declared by the one u call ugly on Tuesday, September 3, 2013
The idiocy of politically correct social justice warriors (SJWs) is totally asinine. These jerks think you're sinful if you eat food, listen to music, or buy art from non-white people. PC fanatics are bullies: don't do this, say it this way, don't wear that, wear this instead, don't listen to this or that...
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Declared by never PC on Sunday, May 28, 2017
It’s so foolish to mindlessly parrot the phrase “intelligence is sexy”. No dear, not all intelligent people are sexy.Some intelligent people are violent bullies, for example – being a bully is never sexy, no matter how intelligent the bully.
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Declared by anon. on Sunday, September 20, 2015
Fuck You Detective Tony Pinnock of the Toronto Police. You THIEF, Wife Cheater and Dickhead!
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Declared by Someone on Friday, February 16, 2018
ever had a friend who brags bullshits and talks as if s/he knows every fucking element and atoms on earth? we, people that surrounds her, are so fcking with her. my shit can comprehend every lies she says.
me: my father collects cars from gasoline stations-- i think we've collected more than 20?
her:...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 24, 2017
You are an alcoholic bitch who ruined my childhood, and I hate you. Kindly burn in hell. Congratulations on screwing up the lives of those around you, you are nothing but a black hole of selfishness. I hope you fall into a fish tank filled with rabid piranhas. In 18 days I will be leaving this shit hole...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
Hello my freind i would like to invite you to join this once in a lifetime opportunity in a personal holy war against Lucas Nienhouse for being stupid.
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Declared by I hate idiots on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Your a whore filled with nasty ass shit you kant, going around fucking every guy in pom city you nasty hoe your are a public toilet scum bitch you said it yourself
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Declared by it's me bitch! on Sunday, February 5, 2017
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
I don't know if they're bisexual polar bears or bipolar regular bears. Fuck these things Just tell me if you like fucking both, or if you're happy and pissed you fuckers
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Declared by Regular Bear on Thursday, March 23, 2017
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Black Flag of Islam on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Fuck these niggas for filing a lawsuit against my county's petition to become a wet county
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Declared by Jnig on Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Whenever you need something (say assist you on your documents, whenever you're lonely or just feeling stupid) we're friends, and now (out of the blue) you don't want to ''communicate'' with me anymore. Your reason: BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE. FYI a true friend is someone who stays with you through...
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Declared by Angry Betty on Wednesday, February 6, 2013
I declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
I COL JIHAD ON YOU INFIDAL IMMA BURN YO HOUSE STRANGER !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Randy Maugans is a sever case of narcissistic personality disorder and he gets his supply VIA interviewing people who promote the most Unbelievable and Unverifiable non-sense anyone can imagine allowing just enough real people on his show to drag in innocent people to listen.
I had been on his show...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 16, 2017