Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
My abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
YEAH FUCK U
JUST COS IM A GIRL DOESNT MEAN I CANT PLAY FOOTBALL
IM WIDE FUCKING OPEN SO PASS ME THE BALL
IVE CALLED FOR IT SO MANY TIMES
EVERYONE IS FUCKING MARKED
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY PLEASE I GO TO TRAINING MORE THAN YOU DO AND I PLAY BETTER THAN YOU DO SO PASS ME THE FUCKING BALL FOR ONCE AND MAYBE WE...
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Declared by ANNOYED AS SHIT EMMA on Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Everyone is a failure
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Declared by Everyone on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are an alcoholic bitch who ruined my childhood, and I hate you. Kindly burn in hell. Congratulations on screwing up the lives of those around you, you are nothing but a black hole of selfishness. I hope you fall into a fish tank filled with rabid piranhas. In 18 days I will be leaving this shit hole...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 11, 2014
You like HOTD you infidel
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Declared by Carlos on Wednesday, April 22, 2015
LOL this is a test
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Declared by Allahu Akbar on Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Fuck you comcast. Just fuck you.
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Declared by An angry customer on Monday, January 16, 2017
A JIhad on you Kyle Pfeiffer - You Thief!. I hope you die from another abscess on your ass. Fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 19, 2018
I met her on pof and she seemed okay. Typical chick with self esteem issues who likes to bang a guy on the side. Next thing I knew I had an std. It definitely wasn't worth it. I tried talking to her on Facebook about it and she blocked me. I hope this bitch gets what she deserves.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 7, 2018
Matt Cutts is the anti-christ in all things online marketing. The voice of the anti-christ has risen above common scientific sense and has rendered mortal SEO folk deaf to the real experiential world. As a false idol he takes much beating within SEO circles. We must rise up against the 'word of Matt' and...
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Declared by Weedgie Vendeta on Monday, October 8, 2007
Everyday I jump on yahoo and read the latest news about whats going on in the middle east and spread throughout the comments section everyday are all these fucking bible quotes these Israel worshipping assholes post. Fuck you and fuck Israel. They say Israel is our only ally in the region. Really? it seems...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
dai rascal, engalukku salary kudu raa naayae. un ponna kadathiduvoam. rascal, nee nallaavae irukka maata.
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Declared by strobs employee on Saturday, July 16, 2016
You are not a good team leader. You don't bond with your team. You have a sailor's potty mouth.You treat your subordinates as second class.
You pick favorites.You're a closet third wave feminist.
You have double standards.
And you bring office morale down by picking on someone in the office that has no...
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Declared by Some people on Saturday, February 18, 2017
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
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Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
All xmas merrymakers
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Declared by Annie on Monday, December 24, 2012
You ruin everything! I swear you guys are so fat and obese that your mother was dissapointed. I hope you guys all die of a nuclear attack from north korea, and than receive a hurricane. and than all the black people of your nation can solve it by shooting people and eating fucking fried chicken. like BRUH...
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Declared by SOME RANDOM ANGRY GUY on Friday, May 22, 2015
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016