Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWell, it's the weekend, so I suppose the loser who's been stalking me will bombard me with his creepy-ass text messages, even though I've told him to stop bothering me. You'd have to be a loser to stalk someone who doesn't want you. What a sap. Stalkers are losers.
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Declared by anon. on Friday, July 17, 2015
Fucking bitch fucker suck a dick suck a fucking fuck bitch actual ass sucking fuck fuck fuck. Making me waste an entire fucking hour on the fucking computer fucking answering retarded-ass questions that have no correlation to taking your shit ass fucking test, and then when I'm finally finished it doesn't...
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Declared by fuck on Thursday, February 19, 2015
Yoga snobs – people who think they’re better than you because they’ve practiced Yoga longer than you – are jerks. What kind of a schmuck tries to think they’re superior, acting like a snob? So childish and stupid.
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2016
US GIRLS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX-LIFE WITH YOUR EX.
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Declared by Destiny on Saturday, May 14, 2016
Seriously. Two hours of wide ranging and interesting conversation, then you decide to just start ignoring me when you discover my sexual preference. (something that I was done talking about after one line) It's amazing how ridiculously shallow a person can turn out to be after seeming so deep and...
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Declared by Louis on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
BEING SKINNY IS NOT COOL
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Declared by SKINNY GIRL on Thursday, July 3, 2014
I declare Jihad on for changing his name on Facebook..
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Fuck you depression. Let me LIVE DAMMIT!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 29, 2017
High School is over ladies. Time to grow up and get a job.
Too bad you can't admin your way out of a fucking jihad.. bitches.
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Declared by horchata on Monday, October 8, 2007
Ich hasse ihn weil er so einen scheis an Unterricht macht und nicht mal Proben schreiben kann.
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Declared by Michael on Monday, October 22, 2007
JIHAD on the lying bore, Erik Taylor. He refuses to believe that I want him to leave me alone. I can't stand him & any contact with him is unpleasant. I just want him to go away. Forever.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2009
You two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
I love the Voodoo Vixen clothing line – but they cater ONLY to fat broads. Really horrible. I’m a normal sized woman, and I’m slim and petite – but Voodoo Vixen ONLY caters to fat broads. I think this is really unfair. I can’t help the fact I’m slender with a petite build. Fat broads are so...
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Declared by petite lady on Wednesday, November 4, 2015
I declare jihad on you and your stupid ass page! You are a bitch, how dare you insult Selena and her Selenator. Get the HELL off of Facebook!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 6, 2014
You waste of space! I'm glad you got ass cancer and suffered for 5 years before you died! It will never make up for the nasty shit you pulled on my family, but your suffering makes it a bit better.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
If you're already taking the money out of my paycheck, why do I have to fill out a form authorising you to do it?
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
GET A LIFE!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 16, 2010
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
It's very sad when both police departments and Sheriff's departments in the Los Angeles area become so weirdly politically correct that they encourage black and Hispanic people to physically attack white people in the most violent and illegal ways. Would you like Internal Affairs to investigate this? That's...
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Declared by anon on Sunday, October 11, 2015
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
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Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007