Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Bashar Al-Assad on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
I declare Jihad on for changing his name on Facebook..
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
BECUASE YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
wha the hell i mean really first ur gay theb ur not then your clearly flirting and being nice and sweet and caring then u totally become a douche noZzle to people and all the mixed signals make me pissed of and i yell then ur nice and wtf a shirt that says zach my name on it and u wear it on the day we have...
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Declared by zachary on Thursday, March 19, 2009
I COL JIHAD ON YOU INFIDAL IMMA BURN YO HOUSE STRANGER !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Scummy bastard, may the earth swallow you up for your crimes against the canna scene.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2016
Dam pedo
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Declared by bigchris on Monday, October 8, 2007
Go jump off a bridge - nobody likes you anyways.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Dear Gatekeeper, thank you for making me suffer all these years thinking
about you. I almost risked going the deep end recently, but I finally
convinced myself that you are just pretending to like me back in college.
You don't know the hell I have gone through just to work things out, that
one...
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Declared by Keymaster on Tuesday, August 12, 2014
I hate you
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 31, 2012
Fuck You Detective Tony Pinnock of the Toronto Police. You THIEF, Wife Cheater and Dickhead!
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Declared by Someone on Friday, February 16, 2018
To the lying fakest back sliding christian I know. You are really something else you claim you so righteous but then you out here spending your money tricking and using other people to get over. It is a shame that you are willing to lie on others to make you feel better about the your habits. You can use...
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Declared by Secret Lover on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
A Jihad on you Tom Southee. You lazy, prat tosser!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 22, 2018
First ZOA then Kema, Dov is occupying positions of great power
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Declared by freedom lover on Sunday, October 5, 2008
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
eliza is a beautiful woman
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 12, 2012
May 1,000,000 camels infest your anus with fleas and rot your ability to ever have passive anal sex again in your life... Ever!!
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Declared by John on Thursday, February 25, 2016
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
High School is over ladies. Time to grow up and get a job.
Too bad you can't admin your way out of a fucking jihad.. bitches.
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Declared by horchata on Monday, October 8, 2007