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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThere i was walking down the street the other day when my particulary amusing friend made a very amusing joke involving a rhino and a pumpkin..then my other friend, laughing, said lol....LOL.... what is wrong with you!!! You know that language you were taught as a child....USE IT!!!.....Nd get outside nd off...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
Im getting on another forum! Fuck this!! If anyone can find me on the new forum....FINE! But for fuck sake, keep it a secret!
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Declared by secret on Friday, July 22, 2011
Boredom
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 21, 2017
It's been 20 years and you got away with it. Kurt would've been the KING. You will go down, CLKKC. The world hates you for KKC. Send your thugs after me.
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Declared by JA Smith on Thursday, April 3, 2014
Fuck you, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you for treating me like a piece of shit after raising me with all the love in the world. Fuck you for tearing my family apart. Fuck you for threatening me into staying quiet about you having affairs with women behind mom's back. Fuck you for manipulating me into hating my...
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Declared by Brandon on Sunday, November 15, 2015
i hit a goddamn curb today because stupid ass school can't even clear out its parking lot!! Might have to get it fixed and maybe not able to see the long-distance girlfriend!! FUCK
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Declared by Ted on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
I am horny girl looking for hot and steamy sex.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 5, 2018
Shes a fucking Homewrecker and shes romanian! As if that isnt enough..she thinks she can BUY my approval of her! Well im letting her THINK she can but she cant :P I'll just keep stealing her credit card details!
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Declared by Matt Cochrane on Monday, October 8, 2007
Rouse yourselves, (especially those who are ethnically handicapped) those in power are still in power The ancient, dogmatic, and all too mammalian pharoes have yet to end their scrutiny of us Commie Fags and our psychoactivity. This behavior is comparable to blowing a horse drawn wagon, it's obsolete. The...
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Declared by Menace2Sobriety on Monday, December 9, 2013
Hewlett Packard makes shitty computers. AMD and Microsoft helped make my piece of junk computer more useless than a boat anchor.(cuz it would break when it hit water from 1"!) So if you got stuck with a 17" HP laptop and it never worked right, check +! thanks
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
you wont let me sleep with your big loud annoying ass mouth because no mother fucker would want to put their dick in it. just shut the fuck up and let me sleep or im going to parade a fucking zoo on your ass in the middle of december, that's right bitch, im going to send a gorillas dick in your mouth to make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Sperm donor that is what I call u cause that is basically all u have ever done for your kids. U selfish bastard stealing ur kids savings and mine putting me ur 18month old and 8 months pregnant out on the streets taking all the money I have ever saved plus my credit. U will pay for this.
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Declared by Single angry mother on Tuesday, September 6, 2016
Why is it so hard to design a simple SOAP stack instead of some over engineered POS?
Look at other SOAP stacks, Python, Ruby, whatever. These are perfectly functional and even work with crappy WSDLs that you need to use the older Apache SOAP and Apache Axis to get working.
The language is supposed to make...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
Your beautiful ass
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Declared by JR on Tuesday, November 6, 2007
For being an infidel
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
I place upon you a jihad in the name of Allah, due to the fact that it is politically incorrect to shag sheep all day and claim that you're straight
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Declared by SpongeBob on Friday, January 11, 2008
iefw
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 27, 2011
Dota 2 is best pony.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Fucking fat ugly cow of a girlfriend. Going behind my back and telling me she was nothing. Hell of 4 years meant absolutely nothing to you did it. And yoy say to go to you for help when you cant even help me. Youre a worthless piece of shit of a liar. Pablo all you care about is yourself. And I FUCKING HATE...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017