Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHorrible gay guy, in his early forties, on the Metro Redline subway in Los Angeles with two dogs (non- service animals not allowed, sorry) - one a fairly large Chihuahua mix, and the other a white Pit Bull mix - who was screaming and yelling that he didn't want me to pet his dogs because I'm a woman. He...
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Declared by anon. lady on Sunday, January 8, 2017
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
For leaving us with LP
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Declared by John on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hey you low life dried up old prune. Still working your ass off trying to get ahead? Still scratching your ass and picking your nose with the same finger? C'mon, drop the socks and grab yo cock and pump yourself up out of there. Oh! I forgot, you don't have one. HA, HA,HA,HA!
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Declared by Chuck on Saturday, November 22, 2008
Scummy bastard, may the earth swallow you up for your crimes against the canna scene.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 26, 2016
im 13 and she keeps saying to grow up and act my age when she is the one who doesn't even let me go to kfc that's 7 mins away with my very good group of friends. shes always compares me to my other friends and says stuff lie 'why cant you be like her','look shes so pretty','shes really skinny' so when i say...
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Declared by help me on Friday, September 15, 2017
If you're already taking the money out of my paycheck, why do I have to fill out a form authorising you to do it?
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
no more. please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Nintendo has not released Mother 3 in America, and making Americans wait more than needed for a English Fire Emblem Fates.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 15, 2015
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Ich hasse ihn weil er so einen scheis an Unterricht macht und nicht mal Proben schreiben kann.
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Declared by Michael on Monday, October 22, 2007
I call for the violent death of the infedel who believes not in sane process or the divine power of business intelligence.
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Declared by Kelly Berger on Thursday, October 25, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
I hate people that can't take a joke. Someone pinned the "9 satanic sins" to the board in the honors lounge because they thought it was funny we had a babtist student center, but nothing for other religions. Everyone, even the super religious kids, that came in either didn't pay attention to it or found it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 27, 2018
I'm a model. There's no competition. My husband thinks you are disgusting. With that said, if you so much as LOOK at my husband again, you're going to wish you were whoring it up on the corner again.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 28, 2011
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Holy War!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Cheater.
Gossip girl.
Two-faced Drama Queen.
Thanks for your vain attempt to screw me during College Days.
Goodbye, bitch!
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Declared by May on Saturday, April 1, 2017