Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
He is the worst boss ever. He steals my fucking tootsie rolls off my desk all the time. He is a douchebag who is always up my ass no matter what I do. He watches me from his little managers window above, and I just feel like dragging him down by his hair and beating the shit out of him, curb stomp that...
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Declared by Disgruntled Employee on Friday, January 11, 2013
I'm gonna tell mummy and daddy!!!
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Declared by Clint on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You think tagging along with the boys is fun - well, just shut your trap.
Asking "Did you play sports in high school?" does not help out our efforts - thanks Jackass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I declare Jihad on for changing his name on Facebook..
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
Damn you stupid system. Nights are for sleeping and or parties. They are not for me being up all night working in a factory. They are not for that. Sure factories may run a little more quickly with night workers, but you could just hire more day people. Honestly, good lord what have I gotten myself into?
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Declared by PJ on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
High School is over ladies. Time to grow up and get a job.
Too bad you can't admin your way out of a fucking jihad.. bitches.
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Declared by horchata on Monday, October 8, 2007
Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. Click on a link from the MS website, 404 error. News-fucking-flash: THIS IS YOUR WEBSITE. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX PROBLEMS!
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Declared by FUCK MICROSNOT on Monday, January 7, 2008
Being a fucking bitch
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Declared by Jihadi John on Friday, February 26, 2016
Your a whore filled with nasty ass shit you kant, going around fucking every guy in pom city you nasty hoe your are a public toilet scum bitch you said it yourself
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Declared by it's me bitch! on Sunday, February 5, 2017
I study for 6 days, about 4 hours a day for 50 minutes of confusion and agony. I discover too late that I didn't study the right things and get a C - what the hell?!?! JUST MAKE SENSE YOU FREAKING PIECE OF PAPER, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!
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Declared by John on Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Society has launched a Jihad on you for being a homosexual Allen Shvarts. Go home. Go home and never come back.
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Declared by People of Earth on Thursday, October 11, 2007
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
Shame on you, Microsoft!
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Declared by fuck microsnot on Friday, January 18, 2008
You beat the fuck out of my mother, then when she left you, she still had the heart to try and let you get to know me, and you refused time and time again. You spoke to me once in the first 11 years of my life. Then, the first time you met me, all you could do was trash-talk me to my mother, even though my...
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Declared by Finally Changing My Name on Monday, October 8, 2007
Thank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'm gonna put a jihad on you because you haven't mentioned Moggy enough lately, and it's this that has let the team down, urself down and more importantly Moggy down herself!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 13, 2008
They are always thinking that they are better than me and calling me names! AAAAAAAAAAARG!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009