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Declared by FUCK MICROSNOT on Monday, January 7, 2008
They are always thinking that they are better than me and calling me names! AAAAAAAAAAARG!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 20, 2009
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear fucking asshole who happens to be my boss,
FUCK YOU. You are the worst fucking boss I've ever had. Never have I had so many put-downs by one person. You're supposed to manage me and mold me into a better employee. Instead, you belittle me and make me feel like shit each week.
FUCK YOU! I declare...
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Declared by Heather on Tuesday, January 15, 2013
I hate cricket and the stupid game. What kinda sports takes a person the whole day to finish!! and not to mention taking time away from doing other things like, spending time with your family. Stupid game. May all cricket games be condemn and destroy!!! muaaahhhhhhhhh
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Declared by susan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITHOUT YOUR PETTY TORTURE DO YOU LIKE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I"M WORTH NOTHING STFU AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 8, 2017
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Shame on you fucking pretentious wimp!
Shame on you!
You're toxic, you only talk about yourself believing that you are better?! You even DARED to call yourself MY FRIEND?
I DO NOT NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS!
It is all about you and your GOD DAMN EGO!
Not friendship!
You always think that you are the...
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Declared by Valküra on Thursday, March 30, 2017
Hey. Enjoy my ex, I dumped her for a reason. But you've been spreading lies about me, when I have some REAL dirt on you. You're telling people that my ex cheated on me with you? WITH YOU? That's a fucking riot, seeing as you're a slimy cunt who tells people about his piss fetish and sodomizing himself with...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 2, 2016
Stupid fucking cunt. My mother-in-law Lana Cochran, is the biggest fucking bitch in the world. Like I bring you into my fucking home you stupid bitch. And you fucking go through my fucking personal belongings and steal from me bitch? No you dumb fucking cunt. Go put a fucking gun to your head and fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 23, 2016
If I yelled at a stupid violent honking driver "Knock it off, idiot!", it's not a reason to call me crazy.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 10, 2016
Your poor dog is a huge hunting dog and you people are couch potatoes. As a result, your dog runs all over the apartment all day. He sounds like he's playing football. Then he runs all over the place after you get home and I get the added pleasure of hearing you scream at him to stop. Fuck you people.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 8, 2014
I don't care for more news such as weddings and births. I have other thing more interesting in my life. Family news sucks!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 10, 2017
I hate the gadgets they are making. Eberything is lacking something. Why don't they make a gadget that can do what a computer and a phone do for the price of a portable gaming console like the DS? Imagine, a gadget that's a mobile phone, a pocket pc, a game console and a media player that's small, light...
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Declared by Max Fischer on Monday, October 8, 2007
Everyday I jump on yahoo and read the latest news about whats going on in the middle east and spread throughout the comments section everyday are all these fucking bible quotes these Israel worshipping assholes post. Fuck you and fuck Israel. They say Israel is our only ally in the region. Really? it seems...
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Fuck you, dad. Fuck you. Fuck you for treating me like a piece of shit after raising me with all the love in the world. Fuck you for tearing my family apart. Fuck you for threatening me into staying quiet about you having affairs with women behind mom's back. Fuck you for manipulating me into hating my...
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Declared by Brandon on Sunday, November 15, 2015
For being a man. You are fucking nuts. Women should have the right to vote you asshole. YOU ARE A FUCKING 'WOMAN'! All liberals do not come from the devil and are liars... You are a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in hell.
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Declared by S.M. on Friday, October 5, 2007
dear jerry,
I think there is something I should really tell you, I hate you, I fucking hate you because you are a heartless, descpicable harridan with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. On top of that, you are horrible at relationships and I feel sorry for what your current boyfriend has to put up with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Im getting on another forum! Fuck this!! If anyone can find me on the new forum....FINE! But for fuck sake, keep it a secret!
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Declared by secret on Friday, July 22, 2011
It's bad enough you woke me up at 1 in the fucking morning but you have the gall to keep me up for 30 consecutive GODdamn minutes. I cannot describe how many unseemly things I want to do to you. It would be slow, painful. Like melting you over some computer wreckage to make you feel at home. Maybe you'd like...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 15, 2017