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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
So many requirements. You cant even teach us well.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 8, 2012
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
is this how this workds
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Declared by janlouw on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
we are angry students.we are angry because our teachers are very weird peoples.Realy weird peoples.Realy Realy Realy weird peoples.I think that is a reason to start a jihad on them.
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Declared by taylan on Thursday, June 12, 2008
I'm gonna tell mummy and daddy!!!
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Declared by Clint on Sunday, October 7, 2007
It's been months now...months! And still you leave gifts under the couch every single day. You do everything your older brother does EXCEPT FOR the potty-training aspect. Control yourself, you little bitch!
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Declared by Frustrated owner on Friday, May 16, 2008
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
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Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
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Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
A jihad on you for abandoning your children and going out on the piss with your mates.
A jihad on you for your pornographic courtship of the press and the obscene campaign you have continued to run and for playing the public like fucking idiots.
A jihad on you for making British parents look bad all...
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Declared by Philomena on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
bitch i was straight up the best friend anyone could ever be and then u lyin to my face to hang out with the same hoe that treats ya like dirt??
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Declared by th fukc on Thursday, April 7, 2016
I can't stand it when you rub up on me. Like I understand that I'm irresistible but you have to keep in mind that I'm straight and giving me a boner whenever you lick my ears only makes me question my sexuality. I do not want to take things any further than this, so I hope the next time we meet up, you don't...
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Declared by Prasher on Sunday, April 1, 2018
I swear, whoever takes care of those autistic kids playing in my backyard had better pay more attention to them. The last time one of the autistic young girls came in my backyard, I fucked them and they literally came in my backyard. To be fair I was extremely intoxicated and now she wont stop coming back...
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Declared by Imaregisteredpedophile on Thursday, March 23, 2017
dio...how dare u flirted with my so-called best friend while we were goin out...you two faced ass, u certainly didnt deserve me...i hate u from the very core of my heart...may u rot in hell...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The level of treatment I have received from our parents compared to you is extremely unfair. You have been handed everything you have and have not had to work very hard for what you have. Things always came easy to you, whether it was getting a cushy job that does not require a lot of hard work or, our...
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Declared by Ikkin on Monday, October 24, 2016
For being a dirty bastard who has violated the United States Constitutiion, drained the American people of money for the unholy war you are responsible for. You bastard! Go to hell!
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Declared by The People on Monday, October 8, 2007
For pretending to compete with everyone in the world producing software or hardware without being able to invent anything new.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You fucking idiot, you need to do some of your own work and stop bothering everyone else. We have our own work to do you assclown
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
Does he need an intro? Hes a fucking douche bag, nuff said.
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Declared by Osama Bin Laden on Monday, October 8, 2007