Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe hell with interviewers who think I am inferior just because I was fired from my last job. What the hell is this? What the hell have I done to deserve it?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
Stop eating with your mouth open I can see it and most irritatingly am drowned in the sound of your squelchy chomping. Are you a baffoon? Stop it!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
WHY YOU DO THIS
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
Nope. I still hate K. Really dont like that person!!
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Declared by rwerwe on Monday, July 11, 2011
why you poop on the carpet
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
who do you think you are
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
Seriously, it all sucks, and then when you point this out aggrieved little whiny bastards who stake their entire identity on what is spoonfed to them by big business feel hurt for some stupid reason and start calling you an "elitist."
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Declared by Gregor Samsa on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Stay in jail forever. Nothing that happens to you is my problem. I won't be sorry if you miss your son's circumcision.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Bring back the Simpsons, you fuckers! OMG I can't believe you canceled the Simpsons just to show Friends!!! I don't even like that fucking show.
BRING BACK THE SIMPSONS!!!
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Declared by Simpsons Watcher on Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Jihad on the cheapest bastard in Sunnyvale, Erik Taylor. He's a LIAR who doesn't pay his debts.
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Declared by Erik owes me money on Monday, September 21, 2009
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
I declare a Jihad on your ass!
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Declared by Becker on Monday, June 25, 2012
You're tech is shit, you fucked up youtube, you stalk us for fucking ads, and google, just an all around bull shit company. Have a chromebook, lost all of my fucking work. "we automatically save" FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Declared by I hate everything on Sunday, August 10, 2014
Sperm donor that is what I call u cause that is basically all u have ever done for your kids. U selfish bastard stealing ur kids savings and mine putting me ur 18month old and 8 months pregnant out on the streets taking all the money I have ever saved plus my credit. U will pay for this.
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Declared by Single angry mother on Tuesday, September 6, 2016
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I'm sick and tired of getting those calls for people looking for Daniel, when there's no fucking Daniel in this number.
Wrong number!!! How many times will I have to tell you that?
I hope the one to whom I said yesterday that I'm fed up with people looking for Daniel will read this.
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Declared by A Phone Owner on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
YOU ARE FILTHY PEASANTS
Also like am I not allowed to complain about anything because "aw poor you emotional teenager???" like I HAVE A REASON TO BE ANGRY, this isn't some strop about nothing. You never listen, and then moan at me for using the electricity when I could get a new one for 2 quid.
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Declared by Bob fucking marley on Saturday, April 19, 2014
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015