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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWell, you had me convinced that you weren't anything like all those other girls but you proved me wrong. Guess I get why you broke up with me... because you wanted to go whore around. Fucking dumb bitch, you're just like the rest but fucking worse because you let go of everything you stood so strongly about....
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Declared by Him. on Monday, July 4, 2011
You fuckin whore! Stop sucking every dudes Dick!!! They really don't want to duck your feet! Yes, feet! NO ONE wants to puck your ugly pass feet!!! You are the worst friend in the world!!!! And you are a horrific mother!!! Who the duck leaves their kid every single night of the week just so she can go out...
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Declared by Sick of Nita F on Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Like, what ever happened to that dude?
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Declared by cooterbear on Sunday, May 18, 2014
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
My kitchen is horrible, impractical & about ready to collapse!!!
As a last resort I have entered it into a competition to win a brand new kitchen. Please have a look at photos of my kitchen disaster on the link below & if you agree that its pretty nasty, then please put in a vote for how much "my kitchen...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 1, 2010
You fucking stole my beautiful, perfect, one-of-a-kind sunglasses, and I WILL catch you posting a picture of yourself wearing them on facebook, because you're a total fucking moron and you post everything that happens to you on that stupid site
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
Stop acting like squabbling children. Do your job, and your duty to the American people and get your heads out of your reelection obsessed assholes.
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Declared by Michelle on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Fuck that no good piece of shit, I hope they get robbed one day, then they get ball cancer and die slowly and extremely painfully and the rest of their family goes broke and everyone after them and they will live on the streets with no money and get beaten by police.
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Declared by Russell Rocero on Monday, September 26, 2011
Im am declaring a jihad upon you...
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Declared by Jihadaton on Friday, March 22, 2013
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You treated me like shit, and then when you left me, your last words were "I'll miss you, but not the way you treated me" like I abused you! GO FUCK YOURSELF. After two years of dating, you wouldn't even fucking kiss me on the lips because you wanted to save your kiss for someone...
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Declared by Jay on Monday, April 27, 2015
Fucking bitch fucker suck a dick suck a fucking fuck bitch actual ass sucking fuck fuck fuck. Making me waste an entire fucking hour on the fucking computer fucking answering retarded-ass questions that have no correlation to taking your shit ass fucking test, and then when I'm finally finished it doesn't...
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Declared by fuck on Thursday, February 19, 2015
This is hilariously funny: neighbors who enjoy being loud, deliberately disrupting other people on your block with excessively loud music, etc., had been sexually raped when they were kids. Very funny.
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, April 8, 2017
Not all liberals but most. The word "liberal" directly relates to the word "liberation".
def. of liberation: a movement seeking equal rights and status for a group (i.e.Women, African Americans, Iraqi's).
If you all truly believed in liberalism then you would be behind us helping all people become...
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
If you're already taking the money out of my paycheck, why do I have to fill out a form authorising you to do it?
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I am jihading your ass for reopening closed bugs that are already fixed.
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Declared by Verminator on Thursday, October 25, 2007
I worked on a magnet application for four hours and when I pressed the submit button, guess what I got...A LOGIN SCREEN...I logged in...all that work was LOST!
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Declared by Sami Patel on Thursday, February 5, 2009
I hate the lazy son of a bitch slob, who f*ckn preenz himself but can't lift his bony arse to clean the flat half the time or water the plants or even wash the dishes. Why? Cause he spends all his time on facebook and skype chatting to some American girl he has yet to meet and whom (he thinks) will lovingly...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Only infidels approve their own requests for change.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PIECE OF CUNT I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING PROJECTILES GO FUCK YOUR FUCKING MOTHER I HOPE YOUR WIIU BURNS AND ALL YOUR CONTROLLERS BREAK AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR THE NEXT WEEK...
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Declared by EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET on Sunday, December 21, 2014
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017