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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI’m putting a practice Jihad on my buddy TJ.
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Declared by Jason on Monday, August 28, 2017
Seriously? Is it that hard to reach out with your grubby fingers and hold down the Shift key for half a second? And what's with the completely random punctuation? Aren't you kids supposed to be getting an education? A jihad on you all for making my beautiful website look like an AOL chatroom.
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Declared by Skully on Monday, September 10, 2007
Die, niggers, DIE!!!!
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Declared by PE on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Who insist on honking their horns every 2 seconds when traffic is not moving fast enough. It is annoying, loud enough for me to hear 21 floors up and break my concentration and irriate the SHIT out of me and pointless. Honking your horn is NOT gonna make traffic move any faster, so esentially all you are...
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Declared by LinZ on Thursday, November 8, 2007
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is Evvviiilll =n=; and wish for it to be Bannnneeeddd!!! And also even more retarded is that her phone has nothing to do with going somewhere after school....
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Declared by DoReMiRocker(AKA Shorara) on Sunday, January 27, 2013
bitch ass sayin u asexual u don't know what the fuck it even means u fake u fake as fuck
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Declared by furious gay on Thursday, September 29, 2016
You smelly, dumb, mooing, fat, block the road, knock over the fence bastards who wouldn't even exist in this fucking world if it weren't for humans taking care of you. You should all die and be processed into tasty meats.
Because you sure are tasty.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
My grandmother is so freaking annoying, never listens to what I've got to say, always believes that her views are always right. She really makes my blood boil by just seeing her face.
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Declared by Nina on Monday, February 18, 2013
I wish I had listened to my boy not to hook up with this wretched fat cow, everyone know she nasty. Watch out - she has a thing for dark meat and hooking up at work.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 13, 2018
To all those who provide our team with crap... get your act together!
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Declared by H on Wednesday, February 20, 2008
I wonder how you manage to be so successful. I hate how you had offered me to join your business. We'd met once, then I made some research so we can continue together. Then I have to try time and time again to call you and schedule another meeting. And some sunny day you tell me to call you the next day. The...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 21, 2008
I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
What annoys me is when someone has been gossiping about me. It really annoys me alot!! Esp when it comes back into my ears. Why would you talk about me? Something that I know I will react to. I dont talk about other people usually. But I will react when I find out someone's been gossiping about me!!
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Declared by dfgdfg on Thursday, July 14, 2011
I cant help if it people get on my nerves!! All she does is gossip about me. What have I ever done to her? I found out that she was gossiping about me to everyone. Do I sit there and think I deserve it? Have I ever even spoken to her in my life? Like I said, I wont start something but I will react!
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Declared by sdfsdf on Sunday, July 17, 2011
LIAR! you and you're girlfriend. young father. sad you didnt get to even attend graduation.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 24, 2012
At least there weren't any physically violent blacks or latino/hispanics violently harassing and bullying white people tonight - the way these non-white savages usually behave. The fact that blacks and latino/hispanics think they have the alleged, so-called "right" to attack us white people proves how...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
fuck you for trying to kill yourself after everything and you leave me a one sentence goodbye.. no.. fuck you..
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Declared by mom on Sunday, December 10, 2017
You fucking bitch. You must die. Die, bitch, die. Go fuck Shakespeare in the ass!
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Declared by TheDragonfly on Friday, December 21, 2007
So...what happened? Barack becomes president and suddenly there's no more need for Black History Month? What happened to the cheesy commercials, the ridiculously racist clearance sales, the pointless, tacky flash ads, the poorly executed exhibits and galleries...the oh-so-serious, made-for-TV BET movies?...
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Declared by Douglas on Tuesday, February 10, 2009