Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by dave on Monday, October 8, 2007
Die Die Die Die !
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Declared by Hedecan on Monday, October 8, 2007
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop being so emo, you retards. Everyone has problems, but not everyone centers their lives around them. Stop dominating my brain. You will be crushed.
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Declared by Fedge on Monday, October 8, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
You have been an unbeliever. The infidels shall have to DIE!!!!
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Declared by zera on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
She is crazy and loves icebergs. They sank the Titanic, therefore she is evil
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Declared by 0110 on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
How could you be so fuckin' dumb! There goes your career, you slut!
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Declared by Britney Spears on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Shut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously,...
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Declared by Fuck Apple on Saturday, August 23, 2008
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS STOPPING ME ?!
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Declared by URGHHHHHH on Friday, August 20, 2010
Her maths is fucking shit !!!
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Declared by AAA on Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Here I am on a beautiful Saturday doing laundry, babysitting my husband's friend's dog while he goes 4-wheeling with some girl i've never met before clinging onto the back of him---why can't she just ride with her "boyfriend" who i've also never met?---and he never even invited me to go with!!! Never texted...
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Declared by Cindy on Saturday, July 7, 2012
We love her dont get me wrong but she can be just ahhh. She's always so negative about everything and just talks about her problems all the time. im like yes i get it your lifes a bit rap but we all have problems too and sometimes she all like purposely depressed..
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Declared by Jade on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
I declare Jihad on you motherfucker. I am issuing a fatwah that declares you an enemy of society. --|--
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Don't come 'round here no more.
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Declared by Kevin on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dirty White Boys !!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007