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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAnother month goes by and I can't make my mortgage payment. How pathetic is it that I'm sitting here reading up on defaulting and voluntary foreclosure?
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Declared by Broke-ass on Tuesday, March 11, 2008
BOLLOCKS IT. i never wanted to even kiss you and now your calling me a slut. I can understand gossip like this if i had actually done anything to envoke it but i spent the whole night running away from you. and now my friends are being told im a whore. so yeah, thanks i hope you feel better after shitting on...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 28, 2010
It's official: I hate you. I fought it, but you just make it impossible not to loathe you. Congratulations, you are one nasty piece of work. Selfish, rude, bitchy, no manners having, self righteous, drama queen Cunt! Fuck you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 5, 2010
I've had feelings for you for the longest time. I've never acted on these feelings but you're pretty clever and I know you know how I feel about you. I'm not smart, funny, creative, or anything special but thats reason to talk about me like I'm some creature! I'm sick of hearing you and others talking about...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
I hope these fuckwits get some nasty disease and leave this world. I wish them all the bad.
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Declared by Sachin on Monday, October 8, 2012
All of you were sons and one daughter of bitches. Corrupt, lying, stealing, cheating, shameless bastards and a bitch. Hope you, your families and your future generations get raped day in day out.
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Declared by upset negro on Monday, October 8, 2007
I DELCARE JIHAD ON YOU ASSHOLE
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Declared by Shishi KAPOOR on Monday, October 8, 2007
Diminish your vital signs until they are nor perceivable.
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Declared by Me on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare the holy war on the inner tempation that makes you skip your workout and just hang out on the sofa.
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Declared by PlayersPrayers on Friday, October 19, 2007
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010
Bloody hell facebook.. You have millions of users and STILL.. you decide that it is ok to let your users with horrible service for your updates or whatever it is that you're doing :@ You also haven't improved your chat which sucks as hell ! Jerks, you also took off the "become a fan" button which everyone...
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Declared by Pissed Facebook user on Thursday, April 29, 2010
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
So I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
I dont know what's pissing me off but something is!
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Declared by sdfasd@sdfsdfs.com on Monday, July 18, 2011
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
You are just another "Catherine Earnshaw" and I am not going to be another "Heathcliff!" I hope your "Edgar Linton" has indulged you and gave you all the the security you ask for...except for happiness.
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Declared by JB on Sunday, August 2, 2015
Screw your crappy ass driving abilities. Learn what yield means instead of trying to hit me because your lane runs out and your to stupid to read. Learn to step on the damn gas pedal. AND learn to be in the lane you need to be to take an exit instead of always being in the left lane and trying to take a...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Jihad to Scott Countryman of mobius.ph for being racist! "We are not white enough!" so no promotions for you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
iTunes updates - why is it that I have to download the entire application every time Apple updates iTunes? It's called incremental updates! Get a fucking clue and stop forcing me to download 50 megs to listen to a fucking song.
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Declared by dumpster on Monday, October 8, 2007
In the name of Allah the Almighty Creator of the World I declare jihad on YOU. Yes, you've heard right, on YOU. May Allah crush you and may you be required to exists without paper towels from eternity to eternity. Inshallah
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Declared by kauder.welsch on Monday, October 29, 2007