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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFOR NOT GIVING ME GUM!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 6, 2011
Hey, if you're on my computer, which i dont know. Give me more goss about the people new in my life. Im guessing i will have alot more new people in my life later this year. Pleaselet me know what they talk about.
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Declared by dzfgdfg on Friday, July 15, 2011
You are an inconsiderate woman who cannot function, let alone teach a class. I hope you have many sleepless nights, that's for giving us a test on something you didn't teach, as well as having one day to prepare for the test. I hope you never sleep.
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Declared by Pissed off Student on Tuesday, March 18, 2014
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
JIHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
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Declared by matt on Monday, October 8, 2007
You're snotty in the office and its getting worse. Damn you, you workplace infidel. I'm putting a jihad on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
Why, oh why, do people think they should call me at something like 8AM when they know it's the only day I can sleep in? And I really need my rest this time?
At least call with a reason...
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Declared by Martijn on Thursday, October 18, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
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Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
jihad on this day as im not gonna get either!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 14, 2008
To all the human resource people in Genpact that can't take the time to reply to resume sent to them even after posting a job on the internet / irritating vendors that they have that oh-so-very urgent requirement.
For god sake at least set up an auto response. Nobody would want to work for your crappy...
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Declared by Like I'd let you smug cunts know! on Monday, July 7, 2008
Shut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously,...
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Declared by Fuck Apple on Saturday, August 23, 2008
You are a fucking twat, violent, ignorant, childish and selfish, all you care about is your own fucking arse, you make me miserable and I fucking hate you and your fucking eastern european moustache and your fucking pink shorts that make you look like a fat cunt which you are
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Declared by Dyke on Friday, December 17, 2010
Sorry man but you had it coming. Derka Derkastan
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Declared by Nick Vaughn on Saturday, May 28, 2011
I have a massive cupcake craving! LOL! Yummm.....hehehehe!
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Declared by ertwrt on Friday, July 15, 2011
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
I was supposted to get two games today, but I didn't because FedEx FUCKED UP. To make it worse, It says ON THE WEBSITE that my games are in a local FedEx place, when they're NOT. I checked.
So now I have to wait until FUCKING MONDAY. No. This is bullshit. AGH.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 23, 2012
FUCK OFF POLICE
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Declared by MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS on Saturday, December 3, 2011
You are crazy bitch!!!!
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Declared by The truth on Tuesday, August 7, 2012
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Why can't the iPhone be launched simultaneously worldwide? Would save Apple and others a whole lotta trouble. Darfed stupid, if you ask me.
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Declared by AK on Monday, October 8, 2007