Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou annoying son of a bitch? You think you can boss around when the manager is away? You think that by sucking his cock all the time you are qualified to manage our work
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Declared by ? on Thursday, June 28, 2018
You claim to be for the people of Massachusetts. Your campaign was all about helping the less fortunate. Now you are trying to build massive casinos that will increase the despair and poverty of the very people you claim to represent. Shame!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I declare a holy war on this news network to stop the right wing propaganda that is warping the minds of normal Americans. Stop your bullshit.
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Declared by jaydeviant on Sunday, October 7, 2007
So tired and bored of shallow and stupid gay men, that are convinced that lifestyle has anything to do with who they decide to sleep with. Isn't it bad enough that as a gay man I've got a chance with less than 10% of the population to begin with? Now 90% of this 10% happen to be idiots. So bored of it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Nothing more than a wad of paper spouting the far-left view. I'm sick and tired of their hatred of everything British. Even the jobs section panders to the loony-left.
Grrrr - a jihad on you and all your readers.
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Declared by anon on Monday, October 8, 2007
Weather! Every godforsaken day weather. Sunny, cloudy, rainy & stormy weather. Hurricanes, tornados, taifuns. Monsoon. But no one day any of this bloody weather. And did we vote to have it? You? Me? All the other morons that pollute this sorry excuse for a planet? This has to stop - JUST SAY NO
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Declared by ho-ho-up-we-blow on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
"Do no evil" - yeah right. You smug cunts do nothing but sit there with all the cards making our life a fucking misery with your flowery "we're all cool geeks and you're a capitalist pig" bull shit. You're worth more money than is sensible but you do fuck all useful with it.
Why has no-one asked about...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
People that play music at the back of the bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Being sick of the telestalking machines is not a reason to send chain letters. Please stop sending e-mails regarding the ways to deal with them. If someone wants to get rid of the telestalking calls they can contact the local BBB-like organizations.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Я объявляю джихад неадекватным админам форума, страдающим христианозом головного мозга в терминальной стадии.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Is it really still necessary.. !sigh,groaning,
Its 2009, Evolve allready!
"USB oxygen?" pleease
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Declared by lazyBitch 2000 on Saturday, March 21, 2009
Lusinda Cloete ,I hope you suffer ,You are a leach who manipulates and talks crap about people, the most 2 face person in the world don't worry what goes around comes around
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, December 25, 2009
YALALALALLALALA INFIDEL you will never survive another trip to Disney Land HEHEH love you
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Declared by Your own COUSIN JOEY on Thursday, April 15, 2010
I declare jihad on you for making me help you with your crap meeting and then not coming to get me once lunch started. Was it because of my new hair style you old bigot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
for laughing at me when I hurt my foot
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
You think Kym K and her family is twisted check this guy out he is the whole packaging.
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Declared by batastret1975 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I was 11 when i playing 'tag' with my then best friend seth. I started calling him child as a joke, because i was that kind of weird kid i thought that was funny, and i just went along with it because he was my friend. well anyway, this turned into our own game between me and a friend and seth and his friend...
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Declared by Abel Schoneveld on Monday, March 2, 2015
Everytime I fly, I find it very annoying when fat people site next to me. They should seriously buy two seats. Their butt usually gravitates near my face and the stench...HOLY CRAP! Yeah...seriously. Anyway, they take up so much room and it's so uncomfortable on the plane. Uuugh...
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Declared by dicknocratic_man on Sunday, September 9, 2007
We (Jihad on You!) got rejected for Google Adsense because of "sensitive content" issues. I guess this proves it - Google has absolutely no sense of humor! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Skully on Thursday, September 13, 2007