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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infostop trying to get with my fucking fiance you ugly ass bitch. it fucking annoys that act all fucking slaggy around him. If I could I would beat your fat ass till an inch of your life. you should have been aborted
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Hurry up and fix ma phone ya bawsack!!!!
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Declared by big mohamed ya bass on Thursday, January 10, 2008
jihad on this day as im not gonna get either!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 14, 2008
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
Jihad on you, you filthy rag of a human being. Miss California spoke on behalf of the MAJORITY VOTE and you couldn't stand it, so you took it out on her, by making her loose the crown. If you knew what her answer would be, then why the hell did you ask it, knowing it would be thrown in your face you big, fat...
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Declared by Hahahaha! on Wednesday, April 22, 2009
If I thought I could get away with killing you I would.
I hate you more than ever you fucking waste of space.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
I can't believe I just wasted six precious minutes of my time reading your stupid, stupid column which started out as an analysis of FB as another aspect of our social lives, and ended up as a pathetic, melodramatic, disgustingly predictable wallowfest about your failed relationship.
I'm not at all...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 25, 2011
made my week absolute HELL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU invited us to do a residency in your 'space' but we can't fucking work because your underpaid slaves sorry household help keep tidying our shit away and turning off the hot water in prep for your weekly fiestas for your tight-faced cougar gal-pals to celebrate oh, i don't know, nightfall. it's 10am on a...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 25, 2014
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
Need you ask why?
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Declared by CG on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
What's it gonna be Kenpo or Jujitsu or Jiujitsu ?
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Declared by Greg on Monday, October 29, 2007
You dress like a Jew, ohh yes you do!
Don't lie, my boy, I know you do!
So are...you a Jew?
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Declared by SpongeBob on Thursday, January 10, 2008
Jihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
Shut the fuck up!
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Declared by DylanTheRocker on Sunday, April 3, 2011
What was a supposed to do? He was so upset he no longer wanted to live ("I want to stay awake until I die.") Plus, you know, your argument was hella stupid. Okay? Sometimes you need to tell someone who's only friends with YOU. Talking to someone stuck in the middle is grounds for disaster, especially when...
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Declared by That bad motherfucker who you can't trust. on Monday, June 18, 2012
The truth about the lot of you, is that you're just pussies. You're too scared to commit in a relationship, that you choose to fuck someone else while still keep your girl because you want to have your back up plan in case you change your in time.
And fuck you Jason, seriously. The past 24 hours I've been...
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Declared by Anna. on Tuesday, January 8, 2013
May you die beautifully like you wished for in your fairy tails.
You want a long term intimate relationship without being serious while having someone else as a boyfriend? FUCK YOU!!
There's a degree to how illogical you can be bitch.
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Declared by MGA on Sunday, October 4, 2015
Get. Out. Of. My. WAY!!! Why are you all awake and driving this early in the morning? This is my one chance to make it to the office in a reasonable amount of time and you're ruining it!!! There's no reason why it should take me 1.5 hours to drive 28 miles at 5AM...
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Declared by Dave on Friday, September 14, 2007
I realize it's a loaner from the dealership and I realize that I'm lucky they provide that service, but I still feel like a total loser driving down the street in what appears to be an artist's representation of a cartoon insect. The engine kinda sounds like that too. I hope my car - my big, manly, hulking,...
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Declared by Andrew on Wednesday, October 3, 2007