Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWho The FUCK do yout hink you are! You swedish bit of shit that never should have exited! We dont get your math.. and your answe is "sorry for you"!? NO! SORRY for you, you miserable excuse for a man! And sorry for us that you ever wher born! You make the tiger eating my leg right now, look good in...
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Declared by The student on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hereby declare that all the kurdish terrorists in the world must be eradicated! Those sodomized kurdish people have been attacking on Turkey for over 25 years killing almost 30.000 innocents! They killed us 30.000 times but the rest of the world do still support them and call them as "freedomfighters" and...
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Declared by whocares on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I got dumped last week.
Apparantly the reason was that I love themtoo much.
I'm heartbroken. I'm thinking of suicide. Help.
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Declared by fidge on Wednesday, April 20, 2011
http://dx.doi.org?
Die CrossRef! Die!
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Declared by nate gains on Thursday, November 24, 2011
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
They try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough... It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys. I don't date the guys. I date...
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Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007
Fuck that. I created this squad because you fuckers were too lazy to do it. I gave out tasks in order to make things run smoothly. I worked hard to make sure people didn't argue, and our chat was a place where people were happy. Sure I kicked Nilek, but hes a douche. Fuck that.
And then everyone...
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Declared by Marcin Tasz on Friday, October 5, 2007
Aqui eu tinha que escrever a minha jihad...
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Declared by Sigrid on Monday, October 8, 2007
I feel suffocated by it. So many people are hazy with their judgment because of it. It makes me feel alone yet surrounded by idiots.
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Declared by Caungardh on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fener senin avradın var mı? Senin ben o avradını..
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Declared by ECS on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy war upon www.truescoop.com. If you can find your name on this site, then it says that you must be a sex offender. Complete bullshit. May lightning strike this company.
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Declared by yehudi on Friday, October 12, 2007
They're trying to make us lose the princibles of GOD. Their ignorant!
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Declared by jesus lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Just because you can still get on the internet with your extremely sucky IE6. Not only is it nasty to browse with it gives web developers headaches. Have you ever had a truly enjoyable browsing experience? I bet not. Don't live in the past you f'ing morons. Upgrade to a better browse and get rid of...
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Declared by Firefox lover on Tuesday, July 22, 2008
I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 3, 2008
The Aliens are here. I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Simon on Monday, January 17, 2011
F**KING TOSSER .
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
You fucking stupid ass fuckers who say you're going to do something, get someone's hopes up and then don't follow through, leaving said someone feeling hopeless, isolated, stigmatized, and depressed. Yeah thats right you, caitlain, claudia, and marley. You fucking morons who have the audacity to dump me from...
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Declared by Me on Saturday, April 30, 2011