Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYOU DON'T GET TO STRING ME ALONG, CHANGING YOUR MIND ABOUT WHETHER YOU LIKE ME EVERY OTHER DAY I AM AWESOME AND I DESERVE BETTER YOU NASTY LITTLE ASSHOLE
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Declared by Christina on Saturday, March 22, 2014
you're so right wing
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Declared by me on Saturday, August 23, 2014
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
i paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
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Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
For being a baldy homo.
For changing the rules to suit yourself.
For being a nazi cunt.
For wearing shorts in winter.
For sucking cock.
For being a former monk/dairy farmer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
I know, I have bad teeth. Thanks for telling the obvious. And I know, I should have, blah, blah, blah. So stop the crap, I'm not paying you to nanny me, I simply want my teeth fixed. Do you think an electronics repair shop lectures its customers when they bringin a broken TV set? Its my money that feeds...
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Declared by Maximus Miser on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
damn you for making my stomach hurt all day! damn you for making me writhe in pain from holding in a fart during class! damn you
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Declared by jesikiah on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Stop destruction
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Declared by Harry, on Saturday, October 13, 2007
Ah a shit head! He started it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
Dai Rascallaaan!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
I declare Jihad on Richard Hoey! For crimes against journalism!
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Declared by Mr Pulse on Tuesday, March 25, 2008
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
My asshole boyfriend is trying to make me jealous by hitting on girls who are way younger than him! I want to scream at him every time he ignores me or gives me one-word responses. Think you can make me jealous?? JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Christina on Tuesday, December 14, 2010
You stupid cow! You took my K5 sunglasses and my betelnut. I will hunt you down to get those sunnies back. Even though I got them for half price special at TST!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
YOU LIED TO ME. Your damn cheater. I HATE YOU. :((((
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Declared by BrokenHEARTS on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
For (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007
I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I shouted at this guy in a car...he happened to be black...you wanker!! (cos he was driving like a twat) and he got out and said i called him a black cunt! Im not fucking racist!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007