Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare holy Jihad on project managers who write the new specs for software they have not even bothered to use.
Wo xi wang ni man man si, dan kuai dian xia di yu!
(yes I am learning to curse in Mandarin so they don't know what I am saying :)
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Declared by verminator on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Why do all of you little boys have to use such limited vocabulary? What the fuck does fuck mean? Use words that express something, not just impersonal cliches. Think a little, it makes you more attractive.
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Declared by Katrina on Saturday, December 13, 2008
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
tease
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 30, 2009
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
To mrs c , fuck you and the rice bowl you crawed out of .wrking for you is a joke.just to let you know I am moving on to better places hope your business sinks like the titanic .
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 26, 2010
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS STOPPING ME ?!
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Declared by URGHHHHHH on Friday, August 20, 2010
F**KING TOSSER .
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
He makes amazing plans with me for his birthday weekend and the night before we leave he decides to inform me all his friends are gonna come over when we get there so they can celebrate and snort coke, but I'm welcome to hangout with his grandma while he gets fucked up in the basement
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 10, 2011
Why won't you just leave me and my friends alone. we haven't done anything to you.
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Declared by HATER000 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
So what if you don't do drugs? This world still sucks a big time.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 18, 2014
U Ruined my day Bastard!!!!!!!.... U brainless mother fucking bastard.......... U smell of shit & u question me...!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 24, 2013
SCHOOL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
This girl hasn't noticed me in two years despite all my efforts to be nice to her so you know what, fuck her!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 7, 2017
God hates fags! homosexuality and transgender operations are crimes against god and should be illegal! why can't those fucking faggots just be straight and have normal genders like normal people! niggers are the inferior race and should serve white males and not complain about it! it has been proven that...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 7, 2018
I hate the person that came up with the expression, "you get what you pay for" because they're so damn right.
However in my line of work, I get what my boss pays for, which in most cases leaves me with pieces of shit I have to train, who barely know their own ass from a hole in the ground!
Why can't he...
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Declared by Rich Rod on Tuesday, September 11, 2007